"And no, you don't get to vote for him."
"Has someone farted in here?"
"Especially if you're into that sort of thing."
"And yet so far I have done practically nothing as King except order my army to capture everybody."
Must be singing about the ET Atari game
Well either a dream or a drug trip
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, pile on the false reasurance!
"I mean we've already tried a round of eye spy and that lasted for about 10 minutes."
"We could try charades."
"And yes that includes my freinds."
YOU LOST THE GAME
Okay, it seems that the man on a spring has his tear ducts in the center of his eyes...in fact, it might just be one weirdly shaped eye with two pupils!
"Well I admit I was wrong about the world being flat but nobodies perfect."
Oh that's nice Dougal, what a great heroic friend you are!
No
Wait...did Buxton just call Dougal "dear"?
And that's the most creative insult he can think of
"You can mock Gordon Brown, but you are absoultely forbidden from mocking Blue Peter."
"I didn't vote for him."
Dougal should consider getting a job in the room with the scary masks
"Then again, considering that I'm the hero in disguise that's rather easy."
I sense Ho Yay
The Blue Voice likes her man love!
Oh, so the disembodied voice that could potentially be everywhere hasn't been paying attention to what's been going on for a while.
"He's my Primeminister, not your's, you can't have him, he's all mine!"
"I shall say this only once."
And suddenly we slip back into the original French version.
"Yes, we only need helmets, the rest of the space suit would just be uneccassary baggage."
(THUNDERBIRDS THEME PLAYS)
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO
.oO Blimey I'm cross!
Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke
PRESENT
DOUGAL AND THE BLUE CAT
"Oh wait, that's Mars, YOUR MAJESTY WE'RE GOING THE WORNG WAY!"
"Hi"
"Shame I stole it."
"Oh wait, I don't have hands so I can't."
"And what a horrible colour."
Oh so that's how NASA found it.
Congratulations Dougal, not only have you found water on the Moon you have also contaminated it with blue paint.
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