Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The King and I, Part 7

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Okay, you just stole Belle's dress and dyed it pink, didn't you?
"Shake what there mommas gave them?"
"Doing body shots, waking up in strange hotel rooms with three men, five women and a goat..."
"I hate that 'One Headlight' song!"
The ghost of David Tennant is asking her to dance!
None of the cute apparitions would ever dance with me...
Does the King see her hallucination, or does he just think she's lost it?
"Or shall we say 'goodbye' and mean 'I'll be back later to pick up my underwear'?"
Tommy Tune projects himself onto the astral plane.
So, You Think You Can Have Psychotic Episodes?: This fall on FOX!
Whoa, that's porn for Victorians!
Not since Mr. B Natural has there been a more tuneful mental breakdown!
"You're cute when you're crazy, you know that?"
"Not without a pole and some singles, anyway."
"The spare girls have to pair up."
Expecting a flood, Evil Dude?
"Oh, your shoulders are so strong...you work out, don't you?"
"Louis? Oh, right, the kid. I sold him to a sweatshop..."
"All these men running around, baring their calves so brazenly..."
"Really, Edward, you shouldn't believe everything Glenn Beck says..."
"Please ignore my badly synched lips."
"Then, the oral sex!"
A public official being bribed for his opinion? Well, I never!
"Oh, if only I weren't so British I'd assert my masculinity right now!"
"I mean it, if I see you leaping up on the buffet table it's the squirt bottle!"
o/...Aaaaaaaave Mariiiiiiaaaa...o/
Ah, Anna has introduced the Siamese court to the wonders of furniture.
Mrs. White and Mr. Green are slurping their soup further down the table.
"Mmm, dog brain stew..."
Oh, it's an improv banquet!
Heh, it's like the porridge scene in Beauty and the Beast, only offensive and reprehensible.
"Do you know what the largest land animal is?"
Yeah, so is Dracula, your point?
"It's nothing compared to my Kirk/Spock slash!"
"Also, my genitals longer and more fruitful than yours, so there."
"Kicking puppies, for example..."
Hey, don't knock it! You can bet an elephant cavalry storming through Richmond would have gotten Johnny Reb's attention but good.
I see Anna hasn't gotten around to the natural sciences part of her curriculum...
So the kings chose the animal with the largest, longest nose to represent them. Nothing Freudian about that at all...
"Except when the animator forgets to draw it in."
"Auntie Lawan made you that pendant, the least you could do is wear it when she comes over!"
"It was tax deductible!"
So, I guess this means no dessert?
"Please, I don't want to be in the movie anymore!"
"See how easily this chain broke? Cheap-ass jeweler stiffed me!"
"Everyone know I get first dibsies on the servants!"
"Fetch Devo at once!"
"I am horrified in my stuffy British way!"
"You were making such good progress with the spoon..."
"Um...line?"
IS GOLDEN!
o/...I ruled it myyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaay!...o/
His larynx must resemble ground chuck by now...
"I never said I didn't find the idea intriguing..."
And thus voyeurism was born.
o/...Down doobie-doo down down...o/
.oO(What was I thinking? Pink looks terrible with my complexion!)
Professor Xavier loses it.
"And we didn't keep the receipt!"
"Next time could you just give me chocolates?"
"I don't want them to miss the fireworks!"
"They'll never find us behind here!"
So nobody in this movie has any peripheral vision or basic spacial intelligence whatsoever...
"Sure! How hard can it be for a pampered teenager with no real world experience to make a living, anyway?"
"If we go to Cambodia, death with a fifty percent chance of pestilence coming out of the northwest at fifteen miles an hour..."
Three days later, they were eaten by tigers.
"Hey, kids. How's the hiding going?"
"I'm an annoying cute kid, I must be good for SOMETHING!"
"Yeah, do you want me to show you how that felt?"
Oh, they totally ripped that move off of Quasimodo.
"This way men, towards the John Williams trumpets!"
"Well, the velocity still snapped our necks, but thanks anyway..."
Please tell me Baloo and Bagheera will maul them.
A Mammy scarf? You were just trying to make him as offensive as possible, weren't you?
"And afterwords if they're good, I'll drive them to Dairy Queen for some Dilly Bars!"
"But I'm wearing my big boy pants!"
"Well, I'm going to be a figurehead ruler set up by the colonial oppressors, but it's a start..."
That's right, that's right, just keep walking over the horizon and out of the movie. Good.
Ah, they're escaping at a nice, leisurely pace...
Wow, REALLY good job on educating him, Anna.
"Come on, whistle harder, damn you!"
"We can't stop here, this is snake country!"
"This is great! I'm so glad I'm TiVo-ing this!"
"I don't know, the GPS is busted!"
This was before Aragog got his big break.
God, I hate it when people shout advice to the characters during a movie...
They need to make a little side trip to Kroger's, okay?
"Sorry, I'm a little difficult before my morning coffee..."
"I'll throw in some business about weapons of mass destruction just to be on the safe side..."
"It'll make a great story to sell to the broadsheets!"
"You know what I mean--not British."


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Sunday, March 20, 2011

The BFG (4/10)

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The giants are all horrendously ugly, why? Because they're evil.
"I's is scared of the dark."
Well other animals kill each other to you know
Take only photographs, leave only footprints
"Though mainly because there aren't any humans to eat."
"Thanks for not opening the jar Sophie!"
"Except maybe air."
Roald Dahl: master of the macabre and nonsensical made up words
"Just let off a great big whizzpopper, that should do it."
so catching dreams is like catching a really big fish that will later be refered to as "the one that got away"
"More importantly, why are we keeping it in The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?"
"My god...it's full of dreams."
There really isn't much else to do in Giant Country is there.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The King and I, Part 6

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"No really, I MEAN it this time, I'm really leaving, watch me go..."
"I don't think your 'extra credit' program is entirely orthodox..."
"Especially if you wear that thing with the tassels..."
"Everyone knows he prefers to play the necromancer class!"
Wait, wait...so Evil Dude's plan is to go from being a subordinate of the king of Siam to being a subordinate of the queen of England? Sounds like kind of a lateral move to me...
"Just an asshole."
"Except from Dr. Laura."
He's not going to start singing "Something Wonderful," is he? Cause I think that would finally break me...
"Princess Ying, we really need to work on your hide and seek skills."
"Be not alarmed, madam, on receiving this letter, by the apprehension of its containing any repetition of those sentiments..."
Oh, it's the Siamese version of The Miracle Worker.
"And give us some Rocky Road ice cream!"
Wow, the entire family needs remedial hide-and-seek...
Oh come on, she's not stupid enough to fall for the cutesy-wootsy act a second time, is she?
The closest thing in this movie to canon.
Well, I guess she really is that stupid. Color me surprised.
"Now go away, I'm teaching myself to read scribbles."
Wow, I can see why she's such a good educator.
That was just his great-grandfather's way of getting a blow job.
"Heh heh...humor him, he's crazy!"
"That's right, suck it bitch."
Groucho and Harpo did this routine much better.
Oh what next, are they going to install one of those police lineup backdrops?
"Fine, I'll take this hot stuff elsewhere."
THE END
...Or not.
It's always hard asking about someone's herpes testing.
"And Charlie Sheen got fired! Is so unfair!"
"Which is why I've invested in LoJack!"
"Well, that depends. Is it verified by Snopes?"
Hey Polonius, they can totally see you....
"Damn, my hands are cold!"
Villanova by 6?
"Did you hear that? It sounded like a laryngitic cat hiding behind the arras..."
"You will lose your head over your concubine's infidelity, then die for vaguely specified reasons!"
Good to know this whole learning about new cultures thing hasn't stopped her from being condescending towards people who don't speak her language.
"You're not going to make me wear a shirt, are you?"
"Excellent idea! Do you know if the British would prefer live scorpions or fried dog?"
"We're a patrol. It's what we do. Shirt-wearing freak..."
"Convert to Christianity and eradicate your rich and bountiful native culture!"
"They'll LOVE my baking soda volcano!"
As opposed to all those balls WITHOUT music and dancing, I guess.
"Thank you, your Royal Obviousness."
"After that my formal open-front vest has to go back to the rental place."
Is Tinkerbell flying by?
Bow-chicka bow-bow...
Hey, this is the opening to that Enigma song, right?
Beautiful prayer. Very heartfelt.
"Am I ripped or what?"
.oO(Well, at least they're not singing "Awesome God"...)
"Hey, this floor is a mess! When's the last time they cleaned in here, anyway?"
o/...And a frigid-ass bitch who won't let me tap that...o/
"Don't make me almost leave again!"
That tile's gotta be murder on his knees.
"--a new car!"
"Besides, I need my space. Bitch is cramping my style."
This would be a lot more meaningful if he didn't act so pissed off about it.
"I forgot to put on blush today!"
When does the liturgical dance start?
Daaaaamn, Anna got back!
"Look buddy, do you KNOW how hard it is to do this in a crinoline?"
Is this flirting, or abuse of power?
The supporting characters are quietly abandoning the film.
"Owww, Mastah Little have splinters in embarrassing place now..."
Even the foliage hates him!
Uh-oh, he pissed off Audrey II...
So first he lost a fight with a monkey, then a baby elephant, and now a plant. I'm guessing his next opponent will be pocket lint.
How did someone this low on the food chain get so fat?
"Help me, Santa Hanuman!"
Still, if there's one thing this movie does well, it's abuse fat Asian stereotypes.
Remember kids, it's okay to bully overweight ugly people, because they deserve it!
"Do you mind? I'm trying to make my look more obviously evil."
Okay, two words, sounds like...
"Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you, I love you!"
On the plus side, he's not talking.
Whoa, sudden ham attack!
He gave the pendant to Rose Tyler?
Ha-ha-ha...Hey, I know a fun game, it's called DIE IN A FIRE, YOU STUPID OFFENSIVE UNFUNNY SCRAPPY.
"I'll make my pad thai! They'll LOVE it!"
Oh please, like she's going to be so stupid as to wear the royal friggin' pendant while serving at a banquet where the King himself...
...What am I saying, of COURSE she's going to be that stupid.
"Midshipman, do you HAVE to play that song every time we pull into port?"
"Okay everybody, don't forget your boarding pass!"
"Like my jacket? I borrowed it from Harlequin."
"Thank you, your majesty, but I don't believe I can sustain a conversation on your virility for a significant amount of time..."
"Every animated heroine these days needs a cotton candy pink dress!"
"Oh shut up. This is the first time the entire movie you've had your shirt buttoned, you hypocrite!"
"If it weren't for the G rating, I'd do a motorboat!"


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Saturday, March 5, 2011

The King and I, Part 5

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"Who am I kidding, I got this thing in a Cracker Jack box!"
"I thought we weren't into the whole killing elephants for ivory thing..."
"Shhhhut uuuuuuuup!"
"Just take it; if I keep it the animators will just forget to draw it in again."
"And I choose Kate Middleton!"
Okay, are you sure a few pages from Fiddler on the Roof didn't get mixed in with the script?
"When you're eighteen, you're out the door"?
"And for my animation to get back on model."
THANK YOU!
Oh, you mean your Excedrin headache?
Why does he have a tether-ball on a stick?
My thoughts exactly, Evil Dude.
Set up pratfall, and...
Pratfall AWAY!
"Yes, yes, it's coming to me...I'm getting October 8th, someone here lost someone or had something important happen on October 8th..."
Oh, here we go, the whole "we respected our elders and nobody locked their doors and politicians were HONEST, dammit!" speech.
"And I have the batch to prove it!"
o/...I'm actiiiiiing!...o/
"My sister banged Kirk, you know."
"Hand me my top hat, Rama!"
"Um, sir, do you need me to call a doctor, or..."
"Oh my God, it's the worst CGI I've ever seen!"
Just for comparison, this movie came out in the same year as Toy Story 2.

Yeah.
o/...Ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!...o/
Red light!
Green light!
Seriously, did he just not see that the statues were in a completely different place all of the sudden?
I think this is the CGI equivalent of Ralph Bakshi rotoscoping...
"Dude, what the fuck? Do you apes have NO peripheral vision whatsoever?"
I guess the stairs are just painted into the floor, then.
The Horror of Party Beach and I
o/-klahooma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!...o/
"Now is NOT the time for vocal warm-ups! I need help back here!"
They chose the finest animators DeVry Institute could provide!
And now he's doing tai chi? The HELL?
"You know what? You're on your own here, I'm out..."
SAFE!
.oO(Maybe if we give the statues a computer virus...)
Whoops, shouldn't have had the volume turned up so high.
I agree. What the FUCK was up with that scene?
.oO(That's it, first chance I get, I'm dropping a big smelly present into his favorite sandals.)
Really? Then why do you keep Dorky Buddha around?
"Moonshee, you're supposed to be sparring with the comic minion, now get back here!"
Okay, even allowing for the G rating, doesn't she have better things to do around the palace besides picking flowers?
"You know, your brain is considered a delicacy in this country, you disease-ridden pest..."
Is Louis going to fall in love with Prince Chumbawumba now?
"What, you're saying my threat to have anyone who defeats me executed is making them hold back?"
"Besides, you're wearing a shirt!"
"Come on, I want you to kick me and beat me and spank me like a naughty boy..."
*sigh* "I know, I know, to the chopping block."
"Oh all right, then I'll get my lucky hook to rip out your lucky entrails and hang them on the lucky gate posts!"
Hey, self-cleaning blood!
Is that really a good place to be leaving your plot device?
"Yeah, it was like, fifty big men, all at the same time. There was nothing I could do."
"Please, call me Chattanooga."
Good, now say it together, naturally.
"I can't, your lack of nipples disturbs me."
"Well, you lied to me, so I REALLY hate you now."
Yeah, I think you've mentioned that already.
"Look, there's nothing in the law that says we can't be fuckbuddies..."
o/...I have dreamed that your boobs are fiiiiiiirm...o/
"Prince singing to servant girl is forbidden too, you know."
"Nice try, but I can tell it's a vocal double."
"I just remembered, I have flowers to arrange. Buh-bye!"
"Come on, you can't possibly be saying no to THIS!"
"Okay, if I let you sex me, will you stop singing?"
Random over-dramatic gesticulating must run in his family.
.oO(I like vanilla.)
"Yeah, that's nice. SECURITY!!"
"Sorry, I just had to sing over here for some reason."
Singing Starlet Pose #5: Leaning Against A Rail
.oO(You know, I like vanilla too.)
o/...I have dreamed an incongruously Western wedding...o/
I heard a disgruntled animator drew a phallus in here somewhere...
I have dreamed about going to work naked and not being prepared for a test I'm supposed to take, but you don't here me waxing melodic about it.
So, is this that castle on a cloud Cosette was singing about?
Damn, the fairies from Thumbelina didn't throw this fruity of a wedding!
Huge clouds of smoke, and a giant poppy. You do the math.
Frankly, I think weddings are too ostentatious these days. It should be about the love, not the sparkle-throwing children flying on storks and the boats that metamorphose out of giant flowers!
Hey, she's a ventriloquist!
DUN DUN DUN!!!
--sharing hallucinatory romance with yoooooou...o/
I notice the whole "forbidden love" thing didn't keep them from singing a huge duet on top of a bridge in plain sight on the palace grounds...
Don't walk around a bush again; she could get lost for weeks...
"Um, thanks, but do you have something, you know, a little smaller, and less likely to get me strung up in a dungeon by my toenails?"
"It's only the most distinctive necklace in the entire kingdom; who's going to know?"
"Did you hear that? Sounded like an evil plot being hatched..."
"Also I saw the fat guy with the tooth fetish crashing through the bushes. He's kind of hard to miss."
"Two and a Half Men is canceled for the rest of the season."
"I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque..."
On the whole, not one of Danny deVito's more distinguished roles.
Oh sure, PETA protests the circus, but THIS is okay?
"Sorry, hemorrhoid--what were you saying?"
Subliminal Nikelodeon ad!


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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Father Knows Best: Margaret Goes Dancing

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"On a quiet little street, in a town not unlike this one..."
As the Old Guy
As His Daughter
As the "Help"
The Sun Myung Moon Story
Drop it like it's hot.
Ball-less?
         .
        o
       O
(My god, how many of these things are going to fit in her ear?!)
"We haven't wife-swapped in YEARS..."
Someone skipped a line.
"...because you're wanted felons..."
Female character acting has come a long way.
Female character acting has come a long way.
Actually, no. Judging by the current crop of sitcoms. No. No it hasn't.
"...I just don't care."
"The drag club he liked, but that was his idea."
The classic nervous, When-is-this-going-to-get-funny? laugh.
"Or at least being chased by it."
Piglet. Tigger. Eeyore, even!
"...a letter of marque for the Jim Hutchens Gang."
"...the wacky music suggests something stupid is about to happen."
"This really isn't our class of people."
"It might go off!"
"...visiting Grandma."
It's a BANJO. That's reason enough.
A .30 calibur M1 rifle -- WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS!?
Well, he was your homeroom teacher.
BURN!
"Psst! Zuul? I got your money."
A waffle cone and a pack of ham?
"You were a mistake with the milkman. What's the matter -- did I say something wrong!?"
MERKLE! MERKLE! MERKLE!
"...as long as they don't sleep in the same bed."
"I mean, he'll hit you and stuff..."
"It's a metaphor. Christ, how much thalidomide was I taking when I squirted you out?
"He's swinging his belt. Is that bad?"
"But I thought I was your sister."
"NOT THAT ONE!"
"...he does get violent when he's drunk."
Back then, feminism consisted of gently suggesting a salad dressing.
"Oh Mum! I've never ridden in an ambulance before."
YOU CALLED HIM BY THE WRONG NAME! RUN!
*hyperventilates*
"The Indochina thing will be handled shortly, Cuba and the Suez Canal are quiet, and that b-actor on 'General Electric Theater' has finally stopped making movies. What could possibly go wrong?"
"No hit, Jim!"
"I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME DADDY!"
"Those squirrels can be drowned in the morning."
"Maybe after his fourth bourbon."
And comedy is narrowly averted.
"My son's an imbecile."
"It means one drunken U.S.O. afterparty and she's got you for 18 f***ing years, kid."
"Mind, son. Not naughty bits."

"Is that different?"

"For them, yes."
"Like any hint of inner life or personality. Don't worry, I'll crush them."
(Blowjob)
Look, the return in and of itself is not comedy.
Look, we know it's Beefeater.
"Well, Bud said his music teacher was over all afternoon..."
Something tells me that "old one of his" is long past rescuing.

WARMING UP HER WRIST
"Who told the imbecile he could speak?"
More than we can say for your acting.
"...b*tch."
ZIPPER
"If we could publicly acknowledge homosexuality yet, I'd call him all sorts of things."
Mr. Ed has horse sense, after all.
Get what?
HANDJOB
WHAT IS?
"You should see the tracks on Mertyl's duvet!"
"Shnookums, I told you never to call me here."
IMDB Goofs for
"Father Knows Best" (1954)
Anachronisms: Ed drives a 2010 Nissan Leaf EV.
"Time for the belt."
"How do you arrange a wife-swap?"
"I mean, how bad can modern dance be?"
You'd better fiddle with more buttons than that, dear.
Phylicia Rashad would've bitchslapped him and dragged his ass to the car.
"All the kids are getting tattoos."
"Kids! Call Dr. Werther. Your mom's about to fall down the stairs."
"Right about you, anyway."
(White Male White Lie #1)
(White Male White Lie #1)
(White Male White Lie #2)
"To 'step up to the streets.' WHAT streets?"
(We don't even lie about that anymore.)
"Or the Achy Breaky?"
"Everyone who's having sex tonight."
OH! SNAP!
"Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
"Annoy the f*** out of me, like the children?"
The neighbors have seen "Boys Beware."
"Like bring me to orgasm."
Was that funny, or darkly Arthur Miller-ish?
Scientology?
"Get myself a hooker..."
(Ladyboys)
"Do you even still have a Stepford Card?"
You really shouldn't read the Wall Street Journal past the financial pages.
"...during the War."
"Tit jokes..."
Watch America's favorite nearly-divorced couple, Friday nights on CBS Television!
"From getting married?"
Old age penis?
Looks, it's just called a "club" to get around Salt Lake City's alcohol laws. Stop overselling it.
I thought you were tired.
"...with the devil."
"Bland and limp as our soulless decade!"
I am...
He's clearly the child deepest in denial.
Jane Wyatt in Father Knows Breast!
"Change in front of me again!"
"Piss off."
The Dance of Divorce
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TALK ABOUT MY HEAD!"
"...And tell her she's a whore."
"...Oh no wait. I do. I was thinking of something else."
"10 minutes. Eight dollars and fourty two-"
I'd get to third base with 1954 Ann B. Davis.
"...with those ladyby, jubblie things..."
"Yeah, she'll probably do a better job for less pay, but still."
A KNOCK at the door. Henpecked Ed enters,
looking henpecked.                        
ED
(henpecked)
May I come in?    
"I'm not speaking to the c*nt."
A decade so bland clubs didn't even have names.
"Much like those hard-working Koch brothers."
It's so awkward talking to someone you met in A.A.
.  
o
O
( Look at that sweet ass go. )
"In a Margaret Thatcher kind of way."
"There might be new ideas to confuse me there."
"Now, I'm not saying I've invited several men over tonight..."
No, the timing conversation was about birth control.
"...A titty bar is no place for a teenage girl to be calling."
"What the f***, mom?"
 W I F E
  H A T E
"You been talking to the Feds?"
Prison. Prison...
"Started asking questions, ya know what I mean?"
Charlie from Vietnam?
Polygamy AND child marriage?!
"Anyway, Blue 4."
"Reverse Direction."
"Skip."
"I'm vaguely ethnic, so zhat will be vonderfully creepy!"
He's HUGE!
Never any professional love for the Robot.
"This is called the Korean War."
"Clancy the Clown."
COMMIE!
"I'm sorry. I was trying to make you die with my thoughts."
"If you think you're man enough."
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground/
Try this trick and spin it...
"No you idiot. We were arguing over Liza's mammaries."
(And subsequent cryogenic freezing.)
"Yeah, your wife usually wants seconds."
When did you retire from teaching?
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Establishing Connection
 
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Establishing Connection
Negotiating joke            
Do the Warsaw Pact!
"DID I MENTION I'M VAGUELY ETHNIC, MIZZ LADY!?"
"That's what the milkman always says."
That would make one of us.
"That's what the milkman always says too."
"I never want to see any of you AGAIN..."
*squeeka squeeka squeeka*
They say he improvised that line.
It was night. I felt the urge to kill rising in me...
Drops it on the Craft Services table, and...
"Heh. Heh. Heh. (Quiet up there!)"
Whose hand is that!? ↑
"That's okay. We've gassed most of the wildlife."
      .
   o
O
(Don't look in my room, don't look in my room, don't look in my room...)
Clearly they've missed the point of the Ouija Board.
Old Blue? It's two words.
How can you not use foreign words in American English?
No manual stimulation! No foreplay!
I believe her.
"Don't sass me, ho bag."
*smack!*
"I'm in deep to this bookie."
"Nothing new there."
"I sent bombers over the Dew Line -- it's your turn."
C A S T R A T I O N
"I was in the basement laboratory, and..."
HE'S BEHIND THE DOOR!
Maybe he went to that Bluegrass concert next door.
Black people, but you'll do just fine stealing it.
"SHUT UP!"
Away to the window I flew like a ditz
Tore open the shutter, and threw up in fits
You want this money then you've gotta be a bad b*tch...
Let this be an object lesson in nostalgia.
"God you suck."
*closes the window, locks the door*
"That you stop hitting the children."
I don't believe this really is Spanish.
That's a klieg light with a gobo.
Booger check.
DDT.
"F*** ME NOW!"
"Oh sh*t. We have kids."
And it's ending, one day at a time...
Par for the course, if you like P.G. Wodehouse.
Oh god, they're going to be devouring milk and olives off each other.
"Then I settled for you."
*takes the olives, leaves*
CRACK!
Talk... about... foreshadowing.
How did he ever get around to directing Clooney in Three Kings?
Roswell Rogers sounds like a guy who should be in New Mexico selling alien bobbleheads out of a pop-top camper.
The credits are encountering turbulence...
Hand jobs, come get your hand jobs...
(More famous for "Partridge Family 2200 A.D.")