Dougal and the Blue Cat - Part 2

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I mean they were all just standing on a big blue sphere congruatulating the emo kid for something!

So there are much stranger things then men on springs in this world then

Says the talking dog who is currently relaying this information to a man on a SPRING!!!

"Yes despite the fact that I am a disembodied voice I somehow have a colour!"

"How that would make them think that though I have no idea!"

something tells me there's going to be a lot of blue int his film

"I'm more of a green person."

"There are no pschiatrists in this world, the whole place just drives them mad!"

"Well...she's human at least."

Wait...wait...wait, houses? SINCE WHEN HAVE THERE BEEN HOUSES IN THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT!!!!

Wait a minute, Florence isn't singing at all, it's the narrator!

WE APPOLOGISE FOR THE THE LACK OF A BREIF FEW SECONDS OF THE FILM, THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE WILL BE FOUND AND SHOT ON SIGHT

(crack, crack, crack, shatter)

Now it's plainly obvious that she's not singing, who in their right mind would demand to themselves that they don't do something...in song?

Wait, I've got it...it was the flowers singing the whole time!!!

The Others? Are we watching lost all of a sudden?

Which for some reason was now in the middle of a town even though it never had been before.

Yes, we played some dramatic music just for a cat

Yeah, but in animal colouring 'blue' is a kind of grey.

Why are you doing that?

Well at least he's not rapping.

"What ever that was was very good indeed."

"Excuse me for a second, my moustache is having a seizure!"

You know I've just thought of something, has this roundabout ever demonstrated any kind of magical abilities in either this film or the TV series.

And no having an evil villain with the voice of Tom Baker sealed within in doesn't count.

"Watch, (shoves Florence who falls down), see I push them and they fall over!"

.oOHow am I managing to sing like this with a loud of flowers in my mouth?

"Been demanding things of yourself in song?"

"DRAMATIC MUSIC, RUN!!!"

"I went there for a weekend once, it was really dull."

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Titanic: The Animated Movie (Part 4)

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Actually, it's just one of those "came with the frame" pictures.

A Bedouin?

Great, back to the annoying "C" plot...

"That means 'dressed like an extra from Aladdin,' right?"

What color are their hands now?

I don't want to see these two "working" anybody or anything.

He's sort of a Clumsy Dodger...

Hah-hah, he's got rabies now.

Her dialogue has lapped itself...

"Yo quiero new skull."

She makes Jessica Rabbit look waifish.

"Great, now I have to surrender to the galley."

"Thank you, Officer Ricky Martin."

"Your wrinkled face is frightening me."

"What's the worst that could happen?"

Stockard Channing's their navigator?

Ah, a night establishing shot. Nice change of pace.

Man of 1 1/2 Faces

Luigi was on the Titanic?

"Crap, she's singing again..."

So the Titanic voyage was basically an extended wedding reception...

"I had my nails manicured for nothing!"

I remember meeting her like it was yesterday. Actually, it was this morning...

*sigh* She had such a way with opening that door...

And her can looked so fine when she leaned against that railing...

Come on, we didn't like this scene the first time!

Can they die of hypothermia three or four times, please?

Wow, Juliet's setting off a whole bunch of nuclear devices today...

Gaah, his flashbacks are having flashbacks!

When does the waitstaff start dancing?

"This is our only reaction shot."

*gasp* She put her hair up!

"Time to go be French."

So, bad songs and cleavage. That's all this movie does well.

They're getting a nice piano sound out of that string quartet.

"Hey, that's MY Cracker Jack prize!"

"I'm going to bang her on the stateroom balcony. Don't tell anyone."

"Come on, let's go to the piano bar instead..."

o/...Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Blandy and the Beast...o/

"Hey, I'm singing here!"

I think she's Jem's great-great-aunt.

You know what this ship needs? A bingo night.

You don't need to point us to your boobs; they're pretty obvious...

One of the great 80s pop hits of 1912...

Pepe le Smug

"Let's go make out in one of the lifeboats!"

"Alan Golder!"

"I know because it was me! Er, I mean..."

"Um, ah...did I mention I'm French?"

THANK YOU!

Now could you slap him too?

"Butter my buns and call me a biscuit!"

"I was going to save it for dessert!"

"And did absolutely nothing about it."

"Even my accent's fake!"

"Yes, dear, now excuse me while I throw myself into the ocean..."

If I hold you and never let you go, will you stop singing that bloody song?

Look out, the ocean is Dutch tilting!

"God, no matter where we go that damn singer follows us!"

"It felt like I was fingering you all night..."

"It's kind of a letdown, really."

"That's just the way I like it, baby."

"I'm only interested in your money!"

"I once killed a man to watch him die!"

"I'm really a dude!"

"Just wait, I want to time this with the crescendo of the music..."

"Grandma, get out of my room!"

Geez, it's like a medieval bedding ceremony; everybody's watching them get it on...

Not so much kissing as shoving their faces together.

"That's better, now I can't see them..."

"A night to remem--whoops, wrong movie..."

The characters only have five sound files apiece.

"Hey, who turned off the pop ballad?"

"No way, you're MY fuckbuddy now."

"Is anyone else seeing a hyperactive rodent in a cardigan?"

This is why they're not allowed at Pier One anymore.

"Oh man, I'm on a bad trip..."

"Ugly people getting hurt is funny!"

"The plague's on the house this time."

Thanks, random voice-over...

And now the band from The Aristocats? What's next, is Ariel going to help people to the lifeboats?

Remember these characters? They're in our movie!

Walt Disney is spinning in his cryo-chamber fast enough to light up Anaheim at this point.

Oh, get bent-sto.

Lame party, but the stock clips are excellent.

I never thought I'd say it, but bring back the rapping dog!

A tribute concert for the Frito Bandito.

Casa Bonita is more authentically Mexican than these guys!

He's the Tito Puente of the dog world.

"Fine, we'll talk, just don't sing anymore!"

"Like some earplugs?"

He's wearing Marge Simpson's necklace.

"The bars ARE wide enough for you to walk through, after all.."

"And that's my only line."

Yeah? Well, you look like an obese tiger...

Yeah, taco grande, whatever...

When do the Three Caballeros show up?

Oh, quit showing off!

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Dougal and the Blue Cat - Part 1

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From previous experience I wouldn't exactly call this movie a good time...

AS SHERLOCK HOLMES AND WATSON

First Name: The
Surname: Train
Occupation: Steam powered public transport that runs on metal rails that is known for occasionally being late

This is bascially the British equivalent of Samurai Pizza Cats

Scenery by Stephanie form Lazy Town

"And my spit is acidic so you'd better watch out!"

Dougal starts channeling the end of a season of the Doctor Who

YOU'RE NOT WEARING A NIGHTIE!

"There is no grass to keep off and the election isn't for another week."

"But first I'll need to grow a pair of hands."

If you don't like it why the hell did you buy a talking Cuckoo Clock in the first place?

"She's human and you're a dog, it'll never work."

you know I get the feeling something happened last night

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARENCE BY THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

Wow, I didn't know Virgin trains were that bad!

Dougal has a hat for every nation

You're not even on any rails, you could just swerve round it!

Don't worry Train, I know what it's like to have your path obstructed by a cow!

"GLORIOUS CHAOS!!"

"Alright then, Chaos."

Worst. Train. Ever

"Alright I admit it, I'm gay."

"On drugs as usual I presume?"

"Oh no, we're being attacked by an orchestra!"

"Middlesborough, how exiting!"

"And it you find the idea of a magic magic moustache hard to believe, please note that I am a man on a spring!"

"I have an ego you see."

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Titanic: The Animated Movie (Part 3)

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This ship has had the HELL established out of it!

"Candygram."

Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane in Some Like It Hot!

"You know, someone prettier and therefore better than you."

"We barely know you and one of my daughters is practically nude, but come on in!"

"Phew, I almost had to talk to ugly people for a moment there!"

"Let me flip through the Gideon Bible here for a moment and I'll tell you."

"At least I assume she is from the thirty seconds we spent together."

Oh, really?

"How many people can an ocean liner hold, anyway?"

Going?

"You're hornier than a field full of bulls."

"You're lucky he didn't start sniffing your underwear."

"So shut your weirdly deformed trap already!"

"That curls my sideburns!"

"I've ordered a kit from Hobby Lobby and everything!"

"Or a few hours, give or take."

I'm starting to question the wisdom of the "women and children first" philosophy.

"You are Mother Goose, right?"

"Well, she's on Facebook..."

"I just want to shag her senseless, what's wrong with that?"

Yum, slightly dirty water!

"My breasts couldn't be more ladylike!"

Don Bluth's "The Continental."

"A back for your dress!"

Officer Killjoy disapproves.

It's a little known fact that the recipient of the world's first boob job was on the Titanic.

Shom-pag-nuh?

"Yyyep, I'm da man."

With Harry Blackstone Jr. on piano!

o/...IT'S PARTY TIME, IT'S PARTY TIME...o/

She's a zombie! RUN!!

"Even though you can hear her out here."

"Mr. Goodbar."

MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wow, I never thought I'd be nostalgic for Celine Dion...

"I'm from Narnia."

"Except maybe in a game of Trivial Pursuit..."

"Well, that and winning second place in the slot machine tournament."

Cleopatra thinks that eyeliner is a bit much.

"You caught me cause you want me, one day you'll let me go."

"Miss Jackson if you're nasty."

"I'll catch the garter for you!"

"Help me, I've been flying for three days straight!"

Hey, the ship has a hammock!

"No last name, like Prince or Madonna."

Quite easily, actually.

Whose dress is that? Is she hiding a thinner woman under her skirt?

"I'm going to be playing shuffleboard on the Lido deck."

"Not like I could wear anything designed to fit their grotesquely deformed bodies anyway..."

She's not so much sweet as diabetic.

"Some guy dropped a chandelier in the middle of the performance, it was really weird..."

"I was octagonal in my younger days..."

So her fairy godmother is a short, dumpy widow?

Beer nuts and whore tents?

"They are blindingly stupid, after all."

"Someone order a call girl?"

"Call me Snooty McSnideface."

"So I figured barging onto the bridge was the next logical step."

"It looks absolutely nothing like the Coeur de la Mer from that other Titanic movie, really."

"I'm the vaguely pretty one."

He makes that sound so sinister...

It's going to turn out she's Ursula in disguise, right?

"It's a trite enough plot twist."

"There's an engraving on the back that says 'property of a sweet girl who's kind to animals'..."

Someone's going to get an eye put out...and you know, I'm okay with that.

"Here, let me help you impale yourself."

"So I castrated myself for nothing, thanks."

*insert Also sprach Zarathustra here*

"Why am I doing this? I'm a mouse; I should be nibbling on people's snack stashes and spreading disease!"

Cirque du Soleil's "Tom and Jerry"

"This will work if we ignore the laws of physics."

So, seagull ass and mouse batch. Thanks, movie.

Wow, that is one top-heavy chair; I'm amazed it can stand upright...

The cat has jaundice!

"We're not looking for a lock, we're looking for a locket!"
"Damn, NOW you tell me!"

Azrael put on a lot of weight.

"There's a crystal goblet of Fancy Feast with my name on it!"

So, they brought two changes of clothes for the entire voyage...

He makes Snooch look svelte.

But they did remember a nice collection of trench coats, so that's something.

"A human, EEK!"

Because she's fat, get it?

o/...The Loooooove Boat...o/

Does Disney know they took a non-union gig?

"It's unusually pleasant, actually."

Dammit, this movie needs to set out some glue traps or something...

Iago could so beat the shit out of this guy.

An Ehrlich? Max or Paul?

"And I can't stand the sound of your voice."

Nothing says a dramatic heist like bongo music!

Is that the only song she knows?

"If I can't see her, she can't see me!"

"Hey, who turned out the lights?

Why is she keeping the locket in a snuf box?

"I'll just put this in my change purse..."

"Someday you'll return the favor..."

"Don't make me come over there!"

He makes a convincing argument.

Tommy Smothers is in the air vent!

"To steal is evil, and I want to be good!"

"And why do I have teeth?"

"It's got fleas and avian flu on it now, but here you go..."

And a little Bubonic plague for good measure!

She probably doesn't wash her hands after using the restroom either...

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Morning Musume - Kanashimi Twilight

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Human Instrumentality Continues
However, due to time constraints...

You can't beat the fit of a PVC blouse.

"YOU WANNA SEE UP MY SKIRT?!"

Who was in charge of the Pepto color scheme?

A zucchini sunset o'er Eden

You heard me: Eat that cumin leavened in air

Gecko went, "Coochie-coo, get more!"

That guy who covers Ood in tallow

It's a mole!

Come on man, Thayer's the sh*t; good day!

Ben wa? My toucan? Man, douchy.

Kick a tooth, get dumb and go and use a sheep

Guitar!

Oh take me! Not there. Not there. Sh*t, it's genetic?

Go back there, back there -- Ooh, super curry!

You'll need white cake or lying Sheens to meet the yob

Go get an anchor, an anchor, or soap from Goa

To keep your, keep your cheek out of doorbells

A book of crap, its name is Twilight

When in Japan, ride the Freudian pink tube.

Co-E.D. ocho to eat here

So let that coed tumble she next to me

In book of love, Coco's the tan dude

And I make that journey on your camel

What the f*ck!

Was your momma eating the loony?

Mocha ain't the key to collating

I'll suck your knee, Matt. Ooh, she-cat! Like her alchemy?

Nein!

White tushy manga marker, you made me better

Come on, come on, cut novels at bedtime

At your Islamic temple, Eid, then get married

You've got to keep those, keep those combos Naruto

The same, the same, but why can't I date him?

God that sh*t keeps going, those Twilights

"Hello? Can we get out now? We're wearing stilettos."

B-52s hair?

Why does she nag her, nag her? You made me taters

Nanka! Nanka! Normal set haters

Are you my long left demo? He begets nahin

He took a key to Quito: Domino Ludo

To tame the, tame the wild pair of tay-tays

Burn that sh*t. Quit talking those...

... Twilights

Paper!

Rock!

Six hours later...

A graphic reminder that biker gloves are about as "hardcore" as tattoos these days.

"Are... are we done? Is it over?"

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Jungle Girl: Chapter One, Death by VooDoo

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Hey Edgar, if you're just phoning it in these days, could you add some more tits? Thanks.

Starring
NOT ENTIRELY JOAN CRAWFORD

Starring
PUFF McMANMUSCLE

Starring
GOMER PYLE

And Featuring
DICK COCKY and WET STAINES

With
ONIONHEAD KLINGER and the BLACKFACE KID

A
DAVID DUKE
Production

Next Exit
GAS
FOOD
LODGING

Scene 3½

"Then how do we know about them?"

"Better schools," if you know what I mean. Posh assholes.

"An invisible plane!"

WE - MUST - STOP - WONDER - WOMAN - AT - ALL - COSTS

Speak of the devil...

Not so much scenes as notions.

Tag out.

"...monkey screwing little sh*t."

Marooned in the jungle with nothing but her wits and a book of Marks & Spencer dress patterns...

"In that python."

Shouldn't it have passed over by now?

Relax, they're just having a tailgate party.

Hands above your waist while running, that's a good girl.

JUNGLE GIRL!

"Jennifer Connelly too."

"Mom said it might get cold."

*thunk*

"Ow!"

It's been three seconds.

"If you know what I mean."

This'll be easy to smooth over.

Eventually...

Days later...

It makes you wonder why he didn't think of that.

Clearly, this is not southern California...

"How did you get here?"

"I think I know what you mean..."

Scene 17¼

Scene 17.999999999...

"If you know what I mean."

"That's my line!"

"If you... *cough*... know what I mean...."

"Well, besides that fiver..."

"Exposed her to fresh air, sunshine, and regular physical activity!"

Why is there a giant ear behind him?

Ice cream!

Well, he's secured TARP funds.

"Give up? A Hypocritical Oaf. Get it? Oh, I've got thousands of them."

"You just go start the plane..."

"Classic sitcom rules. Good."

"Stanton's not the sharpest pecker in the wood, if you... well, you know."

"Condoms..."

He should get some spackle for that wall back there too.

*click*

"You there! Are you chosen from the bravest men of the tribe?"

"No."

"See? Lying guards."

"Step through this awkward edit and I'll show you."

Did you get all that? It might be important later in the episode. Does anyone need a pencil?

"That should be enough white rice."

Anything?

"That shouldn't cause a problem."

PUSH IN

PUSH IN

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Of course he does. You're playing him too, aren't you?

"...foxtrot."

"...freely exploitable workforce!"

Edited by a cokehead with his own used razor blades.

( JUNGLE GIRL! )

She'd probably laugh at the notion of a villain named "Bradley."

"Mercury is in retrograde!"

For what?

Even gunning people down he's got that hangdog "just finished masturbating" look.

(An even sillier sounding name than "Bradley.")

"What? Hey, that's brilliant!"

"I'll use my milkshake to bring them to the-"

"Don't put that in my head."

=0_0=

Man, the original Fitzcarraldo sucked.

JUNGLE GIRL!

At this point we're editing just to make it end sooner.

"Who?"

"What?"

"How?"

"Where?"

"Why?"

"Who cares?"

"Beat it!"

♬ ...you believe in life after love... ♬

They might as well be hiding behind a rack of postcards.

Their bow and arrows must have all jammed.

.oO(My friggin' hero)

ANTICIPATE

FOLLOW THROUGH

If you liked the daring stunts in 'West Side Story'...

"She should be cooked through."

"Well, I was burned to death, but..."

"What? What were you f*cknuts DOING out here!?!"

"To get knackered."

That we... saw.

(What spear?)Oo.

*BAMF*

"I'm here now!"

Chirpa? The chief of the ewoks?

Ooh. Awkward.

"Prepare to be nimble!"

"How fascinating."

"My nuts!"

NEXT WEEK
Chapter Two
A NIGHT ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN

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How to Build a Large Family

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.oO(That... bitch...)

"...for sex."

It's strangely hard to scrub the bullshit smell from a hyphenated URL.

"...or sobriety, or even the inclination..."

Often?

A) Family planning  C) Rupert Grint        

B) Bacon            D) Their daughters seek
                        to fill the loveless
                   void by getting
                    knocked up at 15

Wait, what? Back up...

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

"Building a warren of tents and shacks, if necessary."

"Somehow."

(Just not one-on-one.)

"...you try to remember their names..."

That is a dangerous twitch.

"Or help them with their homework. Which is good, because most of you probably can neither read nor write."

"Just take it! Take it, bitch! F*CK FOR JESUS! *sob* Daddy, stop hitting Mommy..."

You get a phone call in prison.

"...shepherds them, if you will..."

"Mommy, I have a nail in my head."

"Stop being so needy and demanding, dear."

Unlike your husband, a tool who doesn't work.

"But what do I know? I'm just a woman."

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HORRIBLE HISTORIES - Wife Swap: Spartans and Athenians

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"Please hire me, I need work desperatly!"

And no 300 jokes please

"And you will obey me."

"Well..that's what they're supposed to be doing anyway."

Never mind that, why does someone from Ancient Greece have a Yorkshire accent?

.oO My wife loves it when I talk like that

"I was banned from hunting two years ago after the incident with the badger and the King's wife."

"So, I'm really sending you grave robbing rather then hunting."

Little known fact: Ancient Greeks invented the video camera

"While the boys learn how to be obsessed with shopping and makeup."

"Really it's just an excuss for the actors to cross-dress."

PWND!

"And if you wanted a really good night out you'd have a war with the Persians."

WOOO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

"And if I did I'd have voted Monster Raving Looney anyway."

"Taste's like chicken."

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Titanic: The Animated Movie (Part 2)

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"So long, thanks for all the fish!"

"Yeah, really tragic. So, physical comedy, then?"

"We have more than enough plague to go around!"

Garfield and the Taco Bell Chihuahua in their wackiest adventure yet!

Damn, he survived.

???!!!!

This is nice; most films on the Titanic leave out the rapping dog.

The Speedy Gonzales Combo!

Oh, I can think of a few things I'd like to bust right now...

Music rejected by an anti-drug PSA.

Meanwhile, in another cartoon entirely...

Potatoes are what we trip on!

Comic collision in three, two...

"Yo quiero emergency room."

When's that iceberg supposed to get here?

"Who are we again?"

The Once-ler approves!

Yeesh, this makes the Bakshi Lord of the Rings look like Fantasia!

Umm, what time is it again?
Miller?
Daylight Savings?
Amok?
Of Cholera?

QUIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!! GAAAAAAH!

"We're in 1980s LA, what are we doing here?"

Okay, it's Party Time, you've made your point already!

Sorry for that, folks; we don't know what the Hell it was about either. There were some good drugs going around the studio that day.

Susan Sto Hellit did NOT age well.

Hey, YOU'RE the one who hired them to be pickpockets; shouldn't you have checked their references first?

"It's not my fault I was born with flippers!"

"My pocket knife to stab you with, why?"

"And look, here's a shiny quarter behind your ear!"

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It's like the Marx Brothers, only I want to kill myself.

"Yo quiero black coffee and cold shower."

She looks like the Joker's great-great-grandmother.

Professional WHAT, we won't say...

Shouldn't the steward have come by and bugged them for a tip by now?

Set up pratfall, and...

...wait for iiiiiiit...

...any minute now...

...pratfall GO!

Her dog's Johnny Cash?

Looks like the love child of Lady and the Tramp.

The fabulous CGI Cruise Line!

"Now please shut the fuck up."

"I mean, what are the odds that she's on this very ship and we'll be reunited in a contrived manner, anyway?"

"Anything could happen: long-lost daughters, icebergs, death in a watery grave..."

"Now I am off to woo women and surrender to Germany. Because I am very French, you know."

Ah, smell that sea smarm...

Kathy Bates!

"Sorry lady, one tripping gag per day is my limit."

"What do you want from me? I eat my own filth!"

"Fine, I'll just be snooty someplace else then..."

He just hates the French on general principle.

"Shit, it's the rapping dog. Act like you don't see him!"

Oh, like YOU'RE one to talk...

What about the mouse mariachi group?

"They're putting me down tomorrow."

"...by exploiting bad editing!"

Even her double chin?

Oh yeah, this is all on a boat, in case you've forgotten...

TSA must have confiscated her sewing scissors.

"I'm sure it'll turn up as a plot point later on."

They're about a stealthy as a circus parade.

"WHOA! Sorry, wrong room! Please, don't get up...it must have taken you forever to get into that position to begin with..."

A light-activated bell!

Are they going to tell ghost stories next?

The Keystone Cops had more dignity than this...

Whoops, ran out of stock animation.

Robbie Rotten's cleverest disguise yet!

"Quit looking at our butts!"

"Huh, the guy at the joke shop SWORE this disguise would work..."

She has a flowerpot full of clothes!

Aaaaand, the Meet Cute (TM), right on schedule.

*gasp* "He's just like me, only male!"

"I love a woman who can wear a pup tent well."

"Which you would have realized if you had the reasoning ability of a ferret."

o/...Laundry day, see you there...o/

"Want to go stand on the prow and yell about being king of the world?"

"I touched her underthings. It MUST be love!"

They're setting up for another pointless musical sequence...

"Who put Rapper McGruff in charge, anyway?"

Thanks, that narrows it down.

"Yyyyep, this looks like the eternal void."

Mario and Luigi should be down here somewhere...

Uh-oh, everyone in steerage flushed at the same time!

Ha-ha, he almost drowned! I'm sure it'll be even funnier later on.

Did we ever even find out who this is?

That is one long-lasting birthday candle.

And he plummets to his death. The End.

Or not. Damn.

Looks kind of like the rodent version of Dopey.

o/...Les poissons, les poissons...o/

"No, wait, I just want to be a gourmet chef!"

I'll bet the rats from The Muppets Take Manhattan could have this place going in a jiffy.

"Help, I'm having hot flashes!"

In a jar, no less.

"Wait, is 'inflammable' the same as 'flammable'?"

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Theta Healing

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Cloying intro, take 1...

Hi Anne. Did you smash a robot cop?

Dr. Coe Dotukae?

I thought the Scientologists healed you of your thetans.

"Aren't you a nice big pair of pants..."

"...shaving..."

So a good set of nonspecific, psychosomatic symptoms then. Good...

"Can you remember anything prior to waking and baking this morning?"

"Pass! Next category."

Running Northern Rock?

"So you're a loser, basically..."

"Come out of" could mean a lot of things.

Funny. He doesn't sound American.

Join the f***ing club.

THE HELL?!

Was it a ventriloquists' shop?

"In no way could the placebo effect produce the same results."

"Stoned?"

*rimshot*

"Despite the fact that you had no real responsibility at work?"

"...as if under a randy middle-aged woman..."

"I see that your love line is especially- I, I mean..."

Huh?

"Could you do it again, but sexier?"

"You're a naughty boy, aren't you?"

"...what I just felt."

"Lets put that in a package and mail it to Who Gives a F*ck."

That was an odd cut.

+ DANGER WILL GETSTONED! +

+DANGER WILL GETSTONED!+

+ DANGER WILL GETSTONED! +

+DANGER WILL GETSTONED!+

+ DANGER WILL GETSTONED! +

+DANGER WILL GETSTONED!+

+ DANGER WILL GETSTONED! +

Certainly not six inches north of there.

Another cut. Were they busting up laughing every 45 seconds?

"...at a Phish concert."

*wets her lips*

"I've almost come."

Should I have brought a book?

I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old _________ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the _________ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _________. Gammer and gaffer we're all _________.

I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the _________ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _________. Gammer and gaffer we're all _________.

I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the __bottom_ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _________. Gammer and gaffer we're all _________.

I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the __bottom_ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _buttman_. Gammer and gaffer we're all _________.

I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the __bottom_ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _buttman_. Gammer and gaffer we're all _cheesed_.

I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the __bottom_ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _buttman_. Gammer and gaffer we're all _cheesed_.

Wait, are they done?

You child of _________, Kinsella's Lilith! Now who has been _________ the leg of her _________ on her? Which leg is it? The one with the _________ on it. Rinse them out and aston along with you!

You child of ___butt__, Kinsella's Lilith! Now who has been _________ the leg of her _________ on her? Which leg is it? The one with the _________ on it. Rinse them out and aston along with you!

Is the test going to be as vague and unverifiable as the "treatment?"

"...physically, mentally and sexually free..."

Nuzzle test?

"...like a right git about now."

Ew, what did they do during those cuts?

WE'VE WITNESSED A MIRACLE TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

"...bagging groceries."

Sort of a spiritual Mentos ad.

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The Wizard of Oz (1933)

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God it pisses me off when people caption their own videos.

(Had you been reading the text above the grey box, you would have been bored and irritated too.)

I prefer my films in fully archival bubblegun card format, thank you very much.

He's a wonderful god?

(In the days before Wikipedia, people could be awarded entire posthumous generalships based on a misheard syllable.)

Hard to imagine how negro music could have taken the country by storm with jams like that floating around.

Dorothy, your, um... are showing...

"Throw this set of hex wrenches for me!"

Much better. Thank you!

No! Dammit.

(This sucks. I wonder what Emma Goldman's up to?)Oo.

Senator?

"Palpatine! Brutus! Cunningham! It's a twister!"

Hey, it took out the fence twice.

"I'm tasting the rainbow!"

"How come I'm not in color now!?"

Oh dear god.

"What am I feeling?"

"Why, that's just my turkey in the straw, little lady."

"Are... are you okay? Can glimpsing my panties help in any way?"

Man! Now how is he going to steal immortality from those who have returned to revenge his wrongs?

It won't last.

You were doing this at home!

Whore.

*crack*

"Oh god, my head! My f***ing head!"

"A piece of outsider art!"

"Oh, I simply must have it."

"Hand me your bolt cutters."

And Toto survives another assassination attempt.

Eh! That's crotch straw.

"I always knew you were stuffing, Scarecrow."

Yes, the horrible munchkins had left the Tin Man to rust within sight of the Emerald City -- perhaps as a warning to others.

Even the frame wants to see the wizard.

Oh god, bendyneck animation...

That was mercifully brief.

But now on to more animals doing it.

"Our corrupted eyes see through all blinds, children."

"Oh yes! Oh god yes! Shove that thoraxial spur in, you f***ing wasp!

"That on was still in your cooch!"

"What a horrible spectacle."

"What's that, Toto? Timmy the munchkin fell down a posthole?"

"IDs out, please."

Welcome. Please enjoy this sin against nature.

"Actually, it's spelled -I-E."

"How many centipede dogs do you think we have?"

Yay! It's Edwin Meese.

(Too sexy for my brass... Oh yeah you want this ass...)Oo.

I guess I don't remember the Flintstonian use of crows in the books.

"Throw them on the pyre to appease the Wizard! Hooray!"

Please god make it stop.

"I'm a horse of a different sanity."

"Why are we cheering these people again?"

"I totally hit that first!"

(That's what he thinks!)Oo.

"Since your fat ass fell out midair, the house missed my sister by a hundred yards! Hooray!"

The Wizard is defended by some effed up sh*t.

Do they do this for everyone who happens into the city, or just the real freaks?

If we have to endure this much Dorothy pantie, can they at least be Judy Garland's?

(PERSPECTIVE)

Wow, the original wizard couldn't disappear for a frame.

"Fresh meat! The hunger of the void is never sated."

The all-powerful wizard doesn't even have a matching set of chairs?

"Don't mind the electrical humming -- sit!"

= Comedy

So less a Wonderful Wizard than a Bar Mitzvah Magician.

...and they somehow find a way to turn it into crotches.

"Come play with us, Dorothy!"
"Come play with us, Dorothy!"
"Come play with us, Dorothy!"
"Come play with us, Dorothy!"
"Come play with us, Dorothy!"
"Come play with us, Dorothy!"
"Come play with us, Dorothy!"
"Come play with us, Dorothy!"

"We wish the WORLD into the Cornfield!"
"We wish the WORLD into the Cornfield!"
"We wish the WORLD into the Cornfield!"
"We wish the WORLD into the Cornfield!"
"We wish the WORLD into the Cornfield!"
"We wish the WORLD into the Cornfield!"
"We wish the WORLD into the Cornfield!"
"We wish the WORLD into the Cornfield!"

How is this mathematically possible?

If not for the heroic work of the WPA, American humor to this day might consist of little more than balloon people and buffalo shots.

The theory of Quantum Chromodynamics, ladies and gentlemen.

If ever oh ever a wizz there was, this is not it.

"Now fer the good schtuff!

.oO(Antifreeze!)

Well, good thing that went nowhere.

I knew evolution couldn't explain the Wuzzles.

So far I'm counting an orgy between a chicken, a giraffe, a gorilla, a stork, an elephant, a lion and a dragon.

Just eat that chicken -- it's genetically diseased, and it's goddamn insane.

"Toto! Why do you have to ruin all of my dates?"

"Wainscoting!"

You know what? Next time Toto waits in the car.

TIN MAN
STR: 8 / DEX: 5 / HRT: 0
CAN EQUIP: MELE
BONUS: AX +5
WEAKNESS: RUST

A thought he already broke his ax.

We've got a minute left -- shouldn't a plot have developed by now?

Even the Wizard wears grannie panties in this. What is he, Mormon?

All around the mulberry bush/
The honkies chased the beagle...

.oO(I lost them! Part one of my fiendish plan is complete.)

SCARECROW
STR: 2 / DEX: 7 / BRN: 0
NO MELE DAMAGE
WEAKNESS: FIRE
BONUS WITH: TIN MAN, MRS KING

...and that's where babies come from.

*Toto pounces and snaps its neck*

Did the explosion kill her other disease-spawned children?

Who's rocking the shell?

It is?

What is this, the manga version? That's the inside cover!

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