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</div><div id="timeCode"></div><div id="YTC_bug"><a href="http://youtubecapper.blogspot.com">YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com</a></div><div class="YTC_captionContainerOverlay480" id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_captionContainer"><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc14.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i>William's Wish Wellingtons</i> is sponsored by the <i>Alliteration Appreciation Agency</i></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc19.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc29.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">AHHH! A GIANT!</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc34.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc38.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Did he wish to explode?</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc42.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Bah dum tish</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc46.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc52.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Except the teachers judging by that establishing shot, so not everybody.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc57.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc62.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That was my mother's."</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc65" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc74" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Otherwise they would face the wrath of my boots."</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc76.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Come one, there's no way there's an actual cup for conkers.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc80.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You won't be saying that in about five years kid.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc85.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc102" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They probably hurt a lot afterwards to.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc109" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc117.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Huh, I would've thought that the biggest conker in the world would be, well, bigger.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc123" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc126.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So does nobody notice the giant-conker bearing truck which suddenly vanishes into thin air?</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc131.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc146.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Other animals could destroy it with ease, but not elephants.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc150.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc162.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, the cup is REAL!?</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc166.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc169.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I bet Joe is actually the Mekon in disguise.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc173.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc189.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I'll bet somewhere there's a shounen tournament manga about conkers.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc194.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc212.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">These conkers are really flimsy aren't they.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc216.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc220.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And now the girl kissing commences.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc223.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc226.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Right, how long before it kills someone?</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc230.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc236.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That must be some mighty car!</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc239.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc240.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And William has now done several million dollars worth of damage.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc244.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc246.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Funny, I don't recall William wishing that his conker could survive re-entry.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc249.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc256.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And William gets expelled for damaging school property.</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc262" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc265.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hey, there's nothing in the rule book against using super conkers created by magic."</div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc272" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="eSWZRDEW2Cg_tc299.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><br />
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</div> <div id="timeCode"></div> <div id="YTC_bug"><a href="http://youtubecapper.blogspot.com">YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com</a></div> <div class="YTC_captionContainerOverlay480" id="E2xYscT4XRs_captionContainer"> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc25.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">From previous experience I wouldn't exactly call this movie a good time...</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc35" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc44.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">AS SHERLOCK HOLMES AND WATSON</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc47.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">First Name: The<br><br />
Surname: Train<br><br />
Occupation: Steam powered public transport that runs on metal rails that is known for occasionally being late</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc54.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc56.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This is bascially the British equivalent of Samurai Pizza Cats</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc61.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc69.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Scenery by Stephanie form Lazy Town</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc76.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc88.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And my spit is acidic so you'd better watch out!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc91.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc92.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Dougal starts channeling the end of a season of Doctor Who</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc97.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">YOU'RE NOT WEARING A NIGHTIE!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc98.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"There is no grass to keep off and the election isn't for another week."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc103.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc111.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"But first I'll need to grow a pair of hands."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc114.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc127.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">If you don't like it why the hell did you buy a talking Cuckoo Clock in the first place?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc131.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc137.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"She's human and you're a dog, it'll never work."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc140.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc156.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You know I get the feeling something happened last night</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc160.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc169.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">SPECIAL GUEST APPEARENCE BY THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc176.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc227.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, I didn't know Virgin trains were that bad!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc232.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc250.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Dougal has a hat for every nation</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc256.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc283.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You're not even on any rails, you could just swerve round it!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc288.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc293.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Don't worry Train, I know what it's like to have your path obstructed by a cow!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc297.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc302.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"GLORIOUS CHAOS!!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc307.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Alright then, Chaos."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc311.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc345.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Worst. Train. Ever</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc351.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc393.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"On drugs as usual I presume?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc398" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc457.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh no, we're being attacked by an orchestra!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc461.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc503.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Middlesborough, how exiting!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc509.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc550.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And it you find the idea of a magic magic moustache hard to believe, please note that I am a man on a spring!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc554.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc601.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I have an ego you see."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc606.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc626" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I mean they were all just standing on a big blue sphere congruatulating the emo kid for something!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc629.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc638.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So there are much stranger things then men on springs in this world then</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc643.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc672.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Says the talking dog who is currently relaying this information to <i>a man on a SPRING!!!</i></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc677" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc703.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yes despite the fact that I am a disembodied voice I somehow have a colour!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc711.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc730.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"How that would make them think that though I have no idea!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc737" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc766.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Something tells me there's going to be a lot of blue in this film</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc771.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc775.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm more of a green person."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc781" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc824.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"There are no psychiatrists in this world, the whole place just drives them mad!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc830.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc838.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well...she's human at least."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc841.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait...wait...wait, houses? SINCE WHEN HAVE THERE BEEN HOUSES IN THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT!!!!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc848.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc862.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait a minute, Florence isn't singing at all, it's the narrator!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc872" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc892.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">(crack, crack, crack, shatter)</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc897" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc923.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Now it's plainly obvious that she's not singing, who in their right mind would demand to themselves that they don't do something...in song?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc930.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, I've got it...it was the flowers singing the whole time!!!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc933.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc948" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The Others? Are we watching Lost all of a sudden?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc952.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc971.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Which for some reason was now in the middle of a town even though it never had been before.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc977.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc983.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes, we played some dramatic music just for a cat.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc987.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc991.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yeah, but in animal colouring 'blue' is a kind of grey.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc996.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1010.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why are you doing that?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1014.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well at least he's not rapping.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1019.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1028.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What ever that was was very good indeed."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1030.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1043.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Excuse me for a second, my moustache is having a seizure!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1048" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1073.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You know I've just thought of something, has this roundabout ever demonstrated any kind of magical abilities in either this film or the TV series.<br><br> And no having an evil villain with the voice of Tom Baker sealed within in doesn't count.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1080.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1089.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Watch, (shoves Florence who falls down), see I push them and they fall over!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1095.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1107.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oOHow am I managing to sing like this with a load of flowers in my mouth?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1114.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1143.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Been demanding things of yourself in song?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1146.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1190.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"DRAMATIC MUSIC, RUN!!!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1194.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1212.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I went there for a weekend once, it was really dull."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1218" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1234.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i>♪ Windy Miller<br>Windy Miller<br><br />
Half a pile of corn ♪</i></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1238.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1240.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Except in August, August is a bit rubbish."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1245.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1257.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><img src="http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2173/phoenixwrightobjection.jpg"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1261.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1273" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You can find it wandering around somewhere."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1277.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1303" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Meh, I see blue cats everyday. It's the drugs you see, they make me see things like that."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1307.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1352.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"All that name has got going for it is some nice alliteration."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1356.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1390.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh come on, I can a very good Tony Blair voice."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1394.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Because you see, there aren't any hotels in this world...in fact that aren't even that many buildings in general.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1400" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1408.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes he has plenty of room because he lives <i>outside</i>!!!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1414.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1440.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why do I get the feeling that the narrator is going to sing again under the pretence that it's the characters singing?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1452.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1463.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh you might want to evict the cuckoo clock at some point."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1471.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1508.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"With an attractive lady cat for company."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1515.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1582" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well you see Florence, when a mummy blue cat and a daddy blue cat love each other very much...</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1585.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1587.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">She wondered if she should vote Conservative at the next election</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1593.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1620.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes, but it was just the dramatic music. Ignore it and go back to sleep.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1624.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1669.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO Why I am saying all this out loud?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1676.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1685.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">and now it's Sleeping Beauty</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1691.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1718.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">If you're two beings obsessed with the colour blue why is your headquaters in a pink building?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1725.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1731.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I've been revising my history for days.<br><br />
"It's a maths test."<br><br />
"Oh b*gger!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1735.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You won't be able to get into university."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1742.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1770.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait...what's a death threat doing in the Magic Rounbabout?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1775.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1782.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">see, this is why this plot wouldn't work with a dog...they're colourblind!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1785.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i>Hary Potter and the Deathly Hallows</i></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1789.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1806.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hurray for genetic engineering!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1814.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1826.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait...how exactly can a disembodied voice have a colour?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1830.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1852.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hey, I like green!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1855.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1865.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I'm guessing the Blue Voice's favourite band is the Blue Man Group, and her favourite TV show is probably the Smurfs</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1871.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1880.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh I dunno, its probably orange!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1882.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1893" class="YTC_captionOverlay">WHAT THE F*** IS THAT!?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1899.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><img src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4917/shakeg.gif"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1905.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><img src="http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7954/gah.gif"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1909.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><img src="http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6292/jawdropi.gif"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1912.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><img src="http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4889/cry2t.gif"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1925" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh you bet I'm f***ing frightend<br><img src="http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/2260/behindthesofa.gif"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1931.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1963.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"If you don't manage to become king Buxton, you could always start presenting the Sky at Night."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1969.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Getting a bit over ambitious there aren't you</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc1972.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2008.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It seems they decided to throw Doctor Frankenstein into this thing!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2017.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2048.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So the Blue Voice takes the Blue Peter approach to making armies</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2054.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2066" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yes I'm sorry I put the conveyor belt right across the middle of the room with no way of getting round it, that really was silly of me."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2071" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2083.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, that's not blue BURN IT!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2088.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2096" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"How did that happen?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2097.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2102.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Shouldn't that red carpet be blue?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2105.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2126" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So for the time being, just this room</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2130.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2158.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">See, this is why we should vote for kings!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2165.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2165.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Not only is this cat blue, he can also levitate!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2167.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2196.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They wanted him to do a drum solo but he prefered the piano</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2208.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2234.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Only the king may dance."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2236.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2255" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And he loses his balance, falls off and breaks his back</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2258.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2284.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well at least this villainous dictator admits that he's evil</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2294.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2302.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes, we get it you're the king!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2305.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2310.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"So don't destroy any of this red furniture or my crown."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2315.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Because this is a kids movie so we can't kill anyone."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2318.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2338.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">How can you be sure he's the best, he's barely been king for five minutes!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2342.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2346.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Man I thump hard!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2348.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2352.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"...to get ourselves a haircut!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2355.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2382.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You're not implying that the dog and the cat might be gay are you Brian?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2386.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2404.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Which as you can imagine isn't very easy when you don't have hands.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2411" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2416.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"An explosion in a blue paint factory."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2419.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2426.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That's because I can't!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2430" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2439.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I hope you don't mind me leaving a slime trail on your canvas."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2443.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2484.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I need to make smarter friends."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2487.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2491.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Since when do snails have teeth?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2494.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2503.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You're an idiot</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2510.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2528.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO Oh I should do Shakespeare one day</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2530.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2536.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"But unfortunately I lost my copy of the script!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2541.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2565.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"and Brian."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2568.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2580.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"He's probably going to tear it up to lay down a patio!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2584.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2595.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Trouble is, I don't have any hands so one of you will have to do it for me while I dictate."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2598.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2601" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Someone has to be dotty in this place."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2603.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2616.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Didn't I ever tell you about my secret stash of W.M.Ds?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2621.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2633" class="YTC_captionOverlay">and because he's a cat, he can't get down!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2635.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh wait, I said that bit already!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2637.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2679.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Buxton's colour also caused him to be rejected from RADA</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2684.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Here I match some of the scenery."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2687.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2729.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You damn racist!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2734.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2749.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hello, remember us?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2752.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2794.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm being chased by weird boingy noises!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2799.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2817.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I can't find it now, I'm too busy taking a wizz behind this tree!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2821.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2834.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What did you say Buxton?"<br><br />
"Oh er...nothing."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2841.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2886.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh god not this bit again!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2892" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2912.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You are all tone death."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2914" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2930" class="YTC_captionOverlay">An entire army of siamese triplets</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2937.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2939.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO Maybe I should recruit some Blue Meanies into my army instead of those weird toilet roll things</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2943.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2973.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">He's the leader because there's only one of him</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2977.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2995" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"AAAAHHH TENTACLE RAPE!!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc2998.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3006.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Ha, we get the easy one!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3009" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3015.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The Blue soldiers also double as wrapping paper</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3018.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3025.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Um...I'm not holding onto you."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3030.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3036.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Erm...what?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3038.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Wow, that guy must have the srongest hair in the world!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3040.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3066.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"He's in his dressing room."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3069.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3074.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well I would if they had guts, I mean why would a load of toilet roll men have guts?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3076.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3084.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"By the way, do you by any chance have a spare brain I could borrow?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3088.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3093.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Captured: verb (used with object)<br><br />
To take by force or stratagem; take prisoner; seize: "The police captured the burglar." </div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3096.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3100.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Which isn't surprising considering this thing was originally made by the French."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3106.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3131.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I knew I shouldn't have purchased those GM Crops."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3138.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Fortunately I don't eat salad so I'll be fine.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3141.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3152.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That and I don't want to get sued if you end up with food poisoning."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3157.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3180.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well at least he didn't say, "Today the garden, tomorrow the world."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3186.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3198.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I question the chaining up of Zebedee, I don't think that'll hold him for very long</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3203.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3218.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You see, as a villain I need a moustache, otherwise I've nothing to twirl. I could use my whiskers of course but it doesn't have quite the same effect."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3224.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3252" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And no I don't know which is which so don't bother asking."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3257.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3285.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">King Buxton's reign would last until his defeat in the battle against Roadblock</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3291.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3314.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I heard that Buxton."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3317.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO Now, how do I get rid of a disembodied voice anyway?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3320.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3323.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"ACK I swollowed some of it!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3327" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3350.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"HAIL ILPALAZZO!!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3352.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3356.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well at least he didn't have to go through the room with all the masks</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3360.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3372.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Dougal's other potential aliases included Lord Tiwas, The Grand Duke Swap Shop or The Minister of Mayhem</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3377.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3382.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well really it's because some moron left a great big trap door in my path!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3385.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3388.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Despite the fact that I've been king for barely two hours."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3392.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3442.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And replace that red curtain with a blue one while you're at it."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3445.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3456.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO Who am I talking too?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3458.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3470.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"He also started to wonder, where exactly did Buxton find the time to collect all this sugar, did he really collect it just on the off chance that Dougal would sneak in in disguise and needed a way of finding him out?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3481.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Rather than Blue Peter the 50 year old kids show</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3484.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3496.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I should've done the sensible thing and got myself hooked on cocain instead!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3502.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3513.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You're never going to get the part of Hamlet, ever!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3516.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3526.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO When did I weigh all of this?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3530.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3552.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What, <i>all</i> of it?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3555.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3602" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"He doesn't like being stood on."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3604.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3610.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And no, you don't get to vote for him."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3615.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3623.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Has someone farted in here?"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3625.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3637.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Especially if you're into that sort of thing."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3641.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3646.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And yet so far I have done practically nothing as King except order my army to capture everybody."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3649.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3671.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Must be singing about the ET Atari game</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3678.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3682" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well either a dream or a drug trip</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3686" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3703.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yeah, keep telling yourself that, pile on the false reasurance.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3709.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3724" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I mean we've already tried a round of eye spy and that lasted for about 10 minutes."<br><br />
"We could try charades."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3727.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3754.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And yes that includes my friends."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3759.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">YOU LOST THE GAME</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3764.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3789" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, it seems that the man on a spring has his tear ducts in the center of his eyes...in fact, it might just be one weirdly shaped eye with two pupils!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3796.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3817.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well I admit I was wrong about the world being flat but nobodies perfect."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3822.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3836.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh that's nice Dougal, what a great heroic friend you are!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3838.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">No</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3842.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3852.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait...did Buxton just call Dougal "dear"?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3856.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3879.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And that's the most creative insult he can think of</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3882.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3886.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You can mock David Cameron, but you are absoultely forbidden from mocking Blue Peter."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3890" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I didn't vote for him."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3892.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3924.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Dougal should consider getting a job in the room with the scary masks</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3929.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3935.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Then again, considering that I'm the hero in disguise that's rather easy."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3939.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3946.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I sense Ho Yay</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3953.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3976.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The Blue Voice likes her man love!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3981.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3991.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh, so the disembodied voice that could potentially be everywhere hasn't been paying attention to what's been going on for a while.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc3996.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"He's my Primeminister, not your's, you can't have him, he's all mine!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4005.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4009.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I shall say this only once."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4014.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4032.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And suddenly we slip back into the original French version.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4036.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4067.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yes, we only need helmets, the rest of the space suit would just be uneccassary baggage."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4073" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4111.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4119.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO Blimey I'm cross!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4122.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4126.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke<br />
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<br><br>DOUGAL AND THE BLUE CAT</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4128.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh wait, that's Mars, YOUR MAJESTY WE'RE GOING THE WORNG WAY!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4135" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4142.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hi"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4145.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4155.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Shame I stole it."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4157.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh wait, I don't have hands so I can't."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4160.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4171.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4172.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And what a horrible colour."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4177.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh so that's how NASA found it.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4182.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4192.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Congratulations Dougal, not only have you found water on the Moon you have also contaminated it with blue paint.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4198.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4205.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You'll 'ave 'ad your tea."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4210.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4221.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes folks, something you thought you'd never see...a fight scene in the Magic Roundabout!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4227.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">My moneys on the cat</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4234.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So a fight somehow manages to knock the spaceship out of the Moon's gravity, yeah that makes sense.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4236.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4243.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait...that's not Earth</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4246.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4252.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yeah, a parachute in open space that'll work</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4255.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, how'd the rocket get back her so quickly?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4259.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4269.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well no not really</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4270.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4285.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Look all I did was get distracted from painting the moon because I suddenly got into a fight!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4289.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4302.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">THE BLUE VOICE IS P*SSED</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4311.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4316.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We're over here where you left us!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4318.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4346.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO Good grief this rabbit is heavy!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4350" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4368.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"My trading card collection!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4370" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4382" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hmm...maybe getting a cat to do my dirty work wasn't such as good idea, maybe next time I'll make a member of the Blue Man Group king, or maybe a Smurt...or how about one of the Na'vi."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4388.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4395.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Ow and now a building's fallen on me, this just keeps getting better and better!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4399.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And since there was no sign of a night we can only assume that all that happened within a single day.</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4402.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4453.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh we nailed him to a cross next to Eric Idle."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4457.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4483.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No, wait, that wasn't help at all, he just ate everything!"</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4488.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4504" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I even had a song about how evil I am."</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4508.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4514.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Now how the hell did that happen?</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4518" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4531.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yeah, because they're <i>really</i> going to kill someone in the Magic Roundabout!</div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4536.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div> <div id="E2xYscT4XRs_tc4565.4" 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Maybe Genie wasn't imprisoned in the lamp, maybe he was just sitting tight until he reached a time period when his lifestyle would be acceptable.</div>
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Man, when your cast is snarking on the lyrics in the middle of the show...</div>
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Can I use one of my wishes to give severe intestinal distress to whoever thought using "BFFs" in a lyric was acceptable?</div>
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Ah yes, the magic...golf cart of the Arabian sorcerers!</div>
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"Let's not get too hasty."</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc111.7">So, you want him to give you arrhythmia? </div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc117">All right, Bebe Neuwirth, I'm cutting you off and calling a cab...</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc122.8">This must be what Bob Fosse's nightmares looked like.</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc129.6">"Wow, that was one fuckin' weird party!"</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc135.9"></div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc143.6">o/...Drifting, falling, floating weightless...o/</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc149.7">"Which explains the huge tsunami!"</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc155.1">She's pigeon-elbowed!</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc163.8"></div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc167.8">"Would you settle for being the first one I drunk dial?"</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc174.1"></div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc176.4">The mall security is going to be pissed when they see these two screwing around in the fountain...</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc182.8">"How romantic, it feels like we're walking on a plastic table barely underneath the water!"</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc191.8">Amy Yasbeck and Dustin Hoffman: A Love Story</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc198.2">Isn't the first man you remember usually the loser you're thankful you broke up with?</div><div class="YTC_captionOverlay" id="7oFd2o8-6OU_tc206.1"><br />
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"Yeah."</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc168.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc170.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Wheee!"</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc175.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So Mr. Hyde was actually some kind of fish creature?</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc182.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc185.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">If you rock your body wrong, see a chiropractor.</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc190.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Somewhere a wrap fetishist is getting off on those girls.</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc196.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Is the backing track losing battery power?</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc202.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc205.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It's a prom attended entirely by Harlequin Romance cover models!</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc211.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Imhotep's in da house!</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc217.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc220.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Is that a threat?</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc224" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Sweating bats is one of the lesser-known vampire powers.</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc230.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So, this video is basically a cross between "Thriller," the Universal Monsters, and <i>Teen Beat.</i></div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc238.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Still, it was nice of Tim Burton to let them shoot in his foyer.</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc246.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc248.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Do the Awkward Geek!</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc255.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now, on the floor for leg lifts! And one, and two..."</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc261.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc264.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Fear my open shirt!"</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc269.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No, if I hit puberty my career will be over!"</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc276.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I dreamed that Michael Jackson sued us..."</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc283.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I had a terrible dream too! We were in a framing scene for a video, and they forced us to recite lines!"</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc289.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We are confessing the homoerotic ones, right?"</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc295.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm your bus driver now!"</div><div id="O6XE1XRiLeY_tc300.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><br />
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<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc1.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Great, <i>High School Musical</i> font. This does not bode well.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Quoting better songs isn't going to improve your crappy song any, honey.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc13.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh no, we've hit a time warp!</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc19.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">o/...Did my hair and makeup in my sleep last night...o/</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc24" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Is she possessed by one of those creepy J-horror ghosts?</div>
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<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc30.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Starring Marilyn Monroe!</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc34.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Amy Adams?</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc38.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Come on, we're going to get thrown from the car and into the side of a semi, it'll be fun!"</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc44.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The existential dilemmas our young people are faced with these days...</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc49.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I didn't think it was possible, but she's so Auto-Tuned it's wrapped all the way back around to tone deaf.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc55.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They pass a car full of Alanis Morrisettes going the other way...</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc62" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That's great, kids, just keep pretending the car's actually moving!</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc68.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">o/...Till her daddy takes the T-bird awaaaaaaay!...o/</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc73" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Highway? You're sitting in front of a Target Photo backdrop in a car none of you are old enough to drive; just accept it...</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc79.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This is what ten-year-olds think being sixteen is like...</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc83.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">*girl on left* "Thanks Becca, what am I, chopped liver?"</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc88.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes, if I've learned nothing else, it's that she's got this and I've got this.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc92.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What I wouldn't give for this to turn into a cautionary driver's ed film right about now...</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc98.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc101.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You got into Mommy's makeup again, didn't you Rebecca?</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc107.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the classic <i>Dragnet</i> theme.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc113.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I'm looking forward to the end of the song.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc119.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Her youth group throws the BEST parties!</div>
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<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc126.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">People prone to seizures should not watch Rebecca Black.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc131.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">....Come to think of it, that's good advice for people who aren't prone to seizures, too.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc136.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We pass remedial English!"</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc141.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc143.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Maybe this is just a failed <i>Sesame Street</i> segment.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc151.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc152.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh no, another video is trying to muscle in on her territory!</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc158.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Break it down, MC Lamer!</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc163.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It was nice of them to give the pedophile hanging around outside the school a cameo in their video.</div>
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<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc170.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So, their junior high production of <i>Bye Bye Birdie</i> was having a cast party and just decided to make a music video, huh?</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc176.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wave your hands in the air like you just kind of vaguely don't care!</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc181.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Parents, don't let this happen to you! Don't let your children watch <i>Glee</i>!</div>
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<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc188.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And there was much partying. <br> "Yeah."</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc194.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Is she in the Netherworld?</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc200.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Even the extras are having a hard time looking excited at this point.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc204.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yeah, kick it girl. We're going to ride the bile of YouTube commentators all the way to stardom!"</div>
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<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc212.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">*Weekend not available in all areas. Partying partying and fun fun fun fun results may vary. Offer not valid in VT.</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc217.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">*checks watch* And her fifteen minutes will be up just about...</div>
<div id="kfVsfOSbJY0_tc221.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">...now.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc2.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Fidge what?</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc13.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This is strictly policed.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc18.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">But it'll feel wrong somehow.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc23.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Dealing smack, joining the Moonies...</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc31.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font: 14px monospace; font-weight: bold; color: #99ff99;">1. I'm concerned about your drinking.</span></div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc36.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Ew! Not like that!</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc40.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">HAVEN'S OFF!</span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc42.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">WAITER WANNA DO NAIL</span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc44.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc45.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I <i><b>beg</b></i> your pardon?!</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc50.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i><b>LIFE-THREATENINGLY</b></i> important.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc55.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">She just doesn't care.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc58.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">APPARENTLY, THE HITLER YOUTH</span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc62.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc64.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Fidget Friend is basically your grandma.</div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc68.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc69.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Smile warily...</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc74.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font: 14px monospace; font-weight: bold; color: #99ff99;">1. Ooh it's so big.<br>
2. I wore your present today.<br>
3. No, I don't mind anal.</span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc80" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">BUY ME WITH DRINKS</span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc84" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc85.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">If it's talking nonsense, slap it.</div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc88.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc92.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Mild."<br><br>
<span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">"SHUT IT, TRICK!"</span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc95.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc97.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"MOOOOOOM!"</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc103" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><b><span style="color:#55ff55;">GOOD</span> | <span style="color:#777777;">EVIL</span></b></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc103.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><b><span style="color:#777777;">GOOD</span> | <span style="color:#ff5544;">EVIL</span></b></div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc109" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">DAN? YOUR MOM'S BOYFREIND?</span></div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc115.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;"><i>CAN'T YOU TRIP LIKE I DO!</i></span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc117.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc121" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Much better than you will, in fact.</div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc125.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc125.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc126.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">She only has that one CD.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc134.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">WHAT HAS A POOLSKIMMER AND IS PORKING YOUR MOM?</span></div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc141.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i>*reaches for the claw hammer*</i></div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc146.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Which will be shortly.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc154.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">I WANT MORE LIFE F...</span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc156.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc161.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Who bought her a <b>SNUFF</b> tee shirt?</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc165.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">↑ <br>
EYES </div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc169.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc171.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Just like your uncle.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc180" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">OW! OW OW!</span></div>
<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc182.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You wouldn't want her to go accidentally into "chirp" mode after all.</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc189.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #99ffff;">MAIM! DESTROY! KILL!</span></div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc197.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="font: 28px 'Helvetica', sans-serif; font-weight: bold; color: #ffaaff;">They're all laughing at you</span>
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<span style="font: 28px 'Helvetica', sans-serif; font-weight: bold; color: #ffaaaa;">Down, not across</span>
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<span style="font: 28px 'Helvetica', sans-serif; font-weight: bold; color: #aabbff;">He'd love you if you put out</span></div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc204.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Condescending, borderline...</div>
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<div id="14itZ-NbPNk_tc208.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">If this is your daughter's best friend, you have failed as an organism.</div>
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<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc4.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This is another one of Edison's propaganda pieces against Tesla, isn't it?</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc12.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And see images from the film in the current <i>Weekly Prose</i>.</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc17.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I thought you said we were getting a <i>Barrymore</i> for this movie!" <br> "Yeah, abou that..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc23.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Can this wait? I'm still getting the script from the <i>Pictoral Review</i>..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc29.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Shoot, I just cut my unemployment check in half!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc35.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"a Christmas <i>pasty</i>?" So all their kids get for the holidays is a pie shell filled with meat and veggies?</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc44.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't read over my shoulder! You know that makes me nervous!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc51" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, of course I'll help them out! Who better to play Santa Claus than a skinny, greasy-haired dandy?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc58.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Have fun, I'm sick of slaving away for your 1% ass so I'm joining the Occupy Wall Street community..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc63.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Welcome to Shelves O' Random Crap, what can I help you find today?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc72.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"S'alright?" <br> "S'alright."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc79.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Whoops, this is our King Lear costume. Let me go back and get the Santa coat..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc88.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"While I'm here, I'd also like to buy a washbasin and a lynched drum..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc95.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc97.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Ah, this must be Mrs. Randall's home in Oakville. See, it pays to read the title cards." </div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc104.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And he's greeted by the cast of <i>Gosford Park</i>!</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc109.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Dammit, I HATE it when a movie drags the credits out through the entire opening sequence...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc117" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Say the secret word and the main entree comes down."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc123" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now remember, Jimmy, what happened behind the tool shed is our little secret, right?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc129.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Edision Pictures presents "A Date With Your Family"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc135.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">No, that entrance wasn't suspicious enough. Try it with a black cloak and a mustache to twirl...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc142.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Anybody seen my hat?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc146.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And then we got to go on a field trip to the textile mill to see the poor children get amputated! Yay!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc151.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, I'll just go asex-SIST! Assist your wife..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc156.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm not a burglar, I'm just looking for my hat. It was a nice hat, too..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc163.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Nice! Is the burglar over in the corner new, too?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc170.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't use the wardrobe, though. One of the kids went in there last week and came out claiming to be king of somewhere-or-another..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc177.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now remember, Santa has to tell me I've been a VERY naughty girl..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc183" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That's not Grace Randall, it's Amelia Earhart!</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc188.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"He's going to be Santa? Well, I've been a VERY--" <br> "Wait your turn!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc194.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Look, I paid for the hour, I get first dibsies!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc199.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Dammit, that hat has to be around here <i>somewhere</i>..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc205" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I know, I'll hide in the garderobe!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc210.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yyyyyyyep, still poncy!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc215" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Let's see, the g-string and the bit with the tassels should go on first..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc222.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">NO ONE will be seated during the thrilling unpacking scene!</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc230.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"There's the corset, and the wedding veil, that should be everything..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc235.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Sit down, children, and I'll tell you all about my exciting adventures with Gertrude Stein..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc241.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Dammit, they sold him the Dumbledore costume by mistake!</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc249.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Let's see...um, ho-ho-ha! No, that's not right, shoot..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc254.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why is that one kid wearing an origami swan on her head?</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc260.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"There, now I can go back to finding my hat in peace!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc266.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'll take this basket of goodies to Grandma's while I'm at it..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc270.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm not sure what she proposed is anatomically possible..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc275.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And this is how I danced with Alice B. Toklas..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc281.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc283.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hmmm, maybe my hat is in one of these presents..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc290.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The monster! He's stealing their Swiss Colony gift boxes!</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc295.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, when you have cookies at every stop om your route, you've got to expect a sugar crash...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc301.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">o/...You're a mean one, Mr. Generic Silent Film Villain...o/</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc308.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'll take this fruitcake too, in case I need a weapon in a pinch..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc316.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Ooooh man, whatever was in that eggnog was good shit!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc324.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"This bites. I can't wait until they invent the 24-hour <i>Christmas Story</i> marathon..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc329.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I guess the intertitle was right; I AM locked in! Shoot..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc335.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I've got it! I'll write a sign that says 'Octavius miraculously escapes' and hold it up to the camera!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc341.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Aaaand back to the incestuous dance party.</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc346.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Are you okay? We're still on for later, right?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc353.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"God dammit, the dog piddled on the tree again!" <br> "Um, yeah, the dog did that..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc360.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">As a general rule, don't trust people who refer to themselves in the third person...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc366.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Fear not, madam, I shall deploy my powers of dandydom and save the day!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc371.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I've got to find a bell to ring on a street corner, fast!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc377.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Christmas comes to the set of <i>Gangs of New York</i>.</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc384.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now to hitch a ride to the set of <i>The Great Train Robbery</i>, and I'm in the clear!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc390.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc392.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">D.W. Griffith's <i>The Polar Express</i></div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc397.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">He's a quick change artist!</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc404.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh, this is the scene where he throws the Nazis off and then turns to the crowd and says "No ticket," right?</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc411.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><b>Just take our workd for it. There was an attempt, and it failed.</b></div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc416.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">o/...I hear the sleigh a-comin', it's rollin' round the bend...o/</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc422.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This was before they had lighting in movies...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc428.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc431.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You gotta help me! Pitch is after me again and this time he's got a gun!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc436.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This is going to end with one of them screaming "Shoot us both, Rudolph, it's the only way!" isn't it?</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc441.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Look, can't I just eat my Jimmy John's in peace?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc446.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh you are SO getting a lump of coal and a switch this year!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc452" class="YTC_captionOverlay">He's trying to figure out a discreet way to ask for the latest issue of <i>Hot Elf Girls</i>...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc457.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hey, that was my lunch! First my hat, now this!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc462.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Come on, at least let me keep the bag of Doritos!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc467.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Solomon would have just ordered the gift basket to be cut in two.</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc473.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The proper term is <i>breast</i>, thank you very much!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc480.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh come on, all he did was ride down to the next train station and filched the guy's basket when he was distracted by the nudie mags. That's not exactly Sherlock Holmes-level detective work there...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc491.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Christmas is saved! I've brought Quizno's for everybody!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc497.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And after all this, that poor guy never found his hat. Well, at least he got a nice Santa costume out of the deal...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc504.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc508.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The first Bratz dolls were very different.</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc514.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And for you, young man, a replica of Leonardo's Horse!</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc519.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Okay, who ordered the Classic Italian on wheat?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc525.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It's toasted and everything! You shouldn't have!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc531.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Thanks, this is really good for my carpal tunnel..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc537.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Are you going to sex her up? Can we watch?"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc544.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No, it's okay, go on with what you were doing. It's not anything we haven't seen a million times at the nickelodeon anyway..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc551.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Damn, usually you have to wait to have your own kids to have this problem...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc558.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"If Grace won't let you do her up the backdoor, I'd be more than willing..."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc564.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't worry, this will be much easier when they invent the Internet."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc570.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Fifty cents says he fists her."</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc575.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">A fine wood varnish!</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc580.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Helena Bonham-Carter in her private boudoir.</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc586.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now, where were we? Ah yes, I was holding your arm out in a stiff passionless manner, like so...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc594.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, there was that incident with Psyche, but we'll let that pass.</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc599.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"God dammit, you little pervs! Go watch Charlie Brown or something!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc604" class="YTC_captionOverlay">These two kids later went on to write the Hays Code.</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc609.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"There's a dime, it should keep you in candy for a month. Now beat it!"</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc616.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">A child's first extortion racket is such a magical thing...</div>
<div id="PH-hBIyhkGE_tc621.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Dammit, who didn't put up the fourth wall?"</div>
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<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc3.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">...in a galaxy far far away.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc6.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc20.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And considering this meant they had to rotate the planet that's actually pretty impressive.</div>
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<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc44" class="YTC_captionOverlay">She decided to make nocturnalism mandatory, anyone not awake at night would be executed.</div>
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<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc62.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So now it's <i>Rock-A-Doodle</i> with ponies.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc64.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc70.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">With their powers combined they summoned Equestria's greatest champion, Captain Planet.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc74" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc140" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You're not going to start making vampire jokes about me are you?"</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc144.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc151.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Nerd!"</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc155.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc162.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Man if only we had the internet in this world, I could easily look it up on Wikipedia."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc164.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc203.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well they've got to compensate for the lack of hands somehow.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc206.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc223.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">See also: McGuffin/Plot Device, Chekhov's Gun, contrast 'Deus Ex Machina'.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc227.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc251.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And now you've just broken her spine, well done Spike.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc255.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc273.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What you mean that one episode of Thunderbirds where they get stuck on a mono-rail and..."<br>
"No Spike!"</div>
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<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc283" class="YTC_captionOverlay">↑<br>FORESHADOWING!</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc285.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc298" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And those two words are suddenly cool again.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc303.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc349.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That must be really unpleasant!</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc351.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc365.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Try some dusty <i>new</i> books instead."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc367.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc380.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"In order to subtly ensure the defeat of your first villain."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc385.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc414.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You haven't read the script for episode two have you Twilight.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc418.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc426.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"This one is the most popular character in the show, at least make freinds with her."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc429.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc455.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm a pony in a cowboy hat, what could possibly be more awesome then that?"</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc459" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc467.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I hope you don't mind if I apply the blur filter to your right foreleg."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc469.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc504.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The apple family is almost as large as the cast of <i>Bleach</i>."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc507.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc518" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And now for the only members of the family that'll actually matter...</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc523.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Was she always called that, even when she was young?</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc526.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc566" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Mother Nature went "Sod it" a long time ago and left the pony population to deal with the weather
themselves.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc570.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc622.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It wasn't <i>that</i> funny!</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc625.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc628.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"How'd you guess?"</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc633.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc653.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No, just 'a' Wonderbolts, didn't you hear they come in six-packs."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc658.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc673.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And thus we have an instant videogame level.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc679.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc684.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I am Rainbow Dash, and I am awesome!"</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc687.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc753.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And how does she know it doesn't normally look like that?</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc760.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc798.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You wouldn't want to go to Canterlot, it is a silly place.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc802.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc865.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO And I thought <i>I</i> had trouble socialising!</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc869.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc880" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And please don't let the first impression fool you, I can be kinda badass when I need to be."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc884.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc900.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well that was the most awkward moment of my life."</div>
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<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc918.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Says the talking pony.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc923.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc995.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"So what were you saying about crazy ponies?"</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc998.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc999" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"This means I have to socialise doesn't it."</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1001.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1021.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And fans are too busy looking at a background pony to pay attention to this scene.</div>
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<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1049.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Rapidash?</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1050.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1068.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I know how you feel Twilight.</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1073.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1195" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So do ponies just not know what 'showing up late' is?</div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1198.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1267.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Uh...line."</div>
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<div id="c2-eVND0QEA_tc1290.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And after that dramatic cliffhanger here's some happy cheerful music.</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc10.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"On day I'll learn not to do that."</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc58.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm sorry, but if you can't pay the rent you can't stay."</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc64.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of spiders? The Shadow knows.</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc100.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And you just killed the title character.</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc106.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I see the kid has turned evil now.</div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc110.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc122.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hey kid, what do you think of my website?"</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc134.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"At least you understand me twin brother."</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc151.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">How long was the kid waiting under there to do that, and how did he know the spider was in position for the trap to be sprung?</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc168.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It's the spiders ghost!</div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc172.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc189.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Seriously, the kid's just being a bully now!</div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc192" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc201.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And unfortunately they don't make spider sized razors</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc219.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">How did he manage to get over his arachnophobia from the first episode?</div>
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<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc238.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I never thought I'd see a spider doing puppy dog eyes!</div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc242.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"DIE!"</div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc245.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="BvJQ4Qh44HU_tc253.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'll get you next time spider... next time."</div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Quickly, to the impossibly contrived fairy-tale ending!"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc9.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO(I don't know why they're following me, I'm just as lost as they are!)</div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc18.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We're going nowhere, but dammit we'll get there on time!"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc24" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Didn't your mom ever tell you that's a good way to lose a limb?</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc31.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That's nice--what exactly did you do again?</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc38.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The Green Goblin's going to dangle a bus full of kids from here later...</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc45.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Damn rush hour traffic!"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc51.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, that was our honeymoon. What did you think?"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc58.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The score valiantly keeps up its attempt to convince us this is epic.</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc64.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">A 21-blowhole salute!</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc70.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yeah, that's right, we can <i>fly</i> too. Now who's the dominant species, you glorified monkeys?"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc77.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They later migrated south and founded Marineland of Florida.</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc83.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You will all now worship at my unholy altar!"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc88.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Um...yay?</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc94" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Sorry, but the price for saving the ship is that I get to feast on your still-beating hearts. No hard feelings."</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc102.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Mmm, needs marinara sauce."</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc107" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc110" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO(I'll say whatever it takes to keep this hellbeast from devouring me...)</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc117.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc119.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I owe it all to Satan."</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc124.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc128.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">....What?</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc132.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It's a dumb kid's movie--<i>nothing</i> is impossible just so long as we don't have to confront children with the unpleasant truth of inevitable mortality!</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc140.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Later, later...."</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc146.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The NES Combo!</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc153.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It's like the end of <i>Mamma Mia!</i>, only I feel an even stronger urge to poke my eardrums and eyes out.</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc160.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Amazing how the papers of the day <i>completely</i> glossed over the spontaneous marine show in the New York Harbor...</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc166.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Tentacles just killed ten people with his random flailing around, but hey, at least he's having a good time!</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc173.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc177.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"How come the cheap bastard never sent us a Christmas card?"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc184.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Plus he forged his visa."</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc188.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Isn't "famous soccer coach" an oxymoron?</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc195.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Sure, let's go with that.</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc202.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Fortunately we have Captain Planet on our side!"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc210.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hey, don't interrupt while I'm haranguing!"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc216.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Is it true you wound up in Atlantis in an even dumber movie than this one?"</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc222.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc225.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, you're saying this entire story might have been lies dreamed up by a deranged, aging mind? That...makes sense, actually.</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc233.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I still have no idea when, why, or how I supposedly fell in love with you."</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc240" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hurry, let's sneak out before the movie thinks of something else to do!</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc247" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So the last two minutes of the film is a pan out?</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc255" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh, I see, it's like bookends. Pointless, self-indulgent bookends.</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc261.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i>"Wait, wait, where are you going? Don't you want to hear what happened next?</i></div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc269.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">No, Kim is NOT.</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc275.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This movie isn't in <i>Spain</i>, it's in agony!</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc280.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">John's got a nice mezzo-soprano voice here.</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc287.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, the entire EU pitched in on this abortion...</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc294" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc296.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Their names have been changed to protect their identities.</div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc306.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">o/...This movie didn't make sense to me either....o/</div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc319.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i>Injured in an accident? Call the law offices of Balnarves, Cheetman, and Davidsen...</i></div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc329.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Spider-Man was involved in this movie? What till Jameson hears of this...</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc334.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, costume designers on an animated movie?</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc341" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So after being dragged to Hell, Don Juan was forced to star in this movie? Makes sense.</div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc352.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Be happy, Kander and Ebb. At least nobody's done a goofy animated version of <i>Cabaret</i>...yet.</div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc361.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Whatever you do, do NOT ask Sean about the family recipe for meat pies.</div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc372.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes, it's a crappy movie, but it's crappy in surround sound!</div>
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<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc384.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So, um, we can go now? Please?</div>
<div id="J55h6gJmRgA_tc390.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Look, lady, could you wrap it up? We ran out of credits!</div>
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<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc1.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The <i>Titanic</i> is sinking, but the rave goes on.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc6.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Let's get out of here before we trigger someone's epilepsy!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc13" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, nothing else in this movie has obeyed any realistic or logical expectations, so why should water?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc18.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It's okay, I'm only here to help and to violate your schoolgirls!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc26.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"They want to know if they should send word to your next-of-kin..."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc32.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes, I'm sure the dolphins have several spare lifeboats and an efficient means of staving off hypothermia handy...</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc39.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"He's a <i>nice</i> demonic creature from the pits of your nightmares!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc48.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What are they going to do, offer whale-watching tours for the survivors?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc54.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Damn, all those human sacrifices are giving me constipation!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc61.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We <i>are</i> the souls of men who drowned at sea, after all, and your prospects aren't looking so hot..."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc68.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I just did what any horrible monstrosity with a childlike mind would have done..."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc75.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What happened to his voice? Is he going through puberty?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc80.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Suuuure, blame the humans, everybody else does...</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc88.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, THAT was random."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc94.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc96.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why did the <i>entirely aquatic creature</i> need to take a breath and hold it before...you know what, it's <i>your</i> universe, you make the rules up as you go along all you like.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc102" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, good thing the dog secretes a powerful adhesive from its paws.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc108.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">There would have been enough room for everybody on the lifeboats, but NOOOOOOO, the band had to hog one all to themselves!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc114.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Regretful? Pensive? Bored? WHAT?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc121.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now the slaughter can begin!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc127.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Captain Stubing is still on board!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc131.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What about dying because of stupid naval custom? That's still on, right?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc137.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No please, I'm not a pubescent Japanese girl!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc144.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This is the weirdest Sea World show EVER!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc152.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc155.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">...What are they kneeling on?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc160.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc163.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i>Rodenta obvious</i></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc167.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"At least we shall die together, person I just met yesterday and have spoken less than ten lines of dialogue to..."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc175" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The mice kind of freak me out, though."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc179.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We should have waited until the water was a lot closeeeeeeeeeer...."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc188" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc191.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh no, I suddenly forgot how to hold my breath!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc196.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc200.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Baby Beluga has come to save them!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc207.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc211.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We did absolutely nothing useful, but we did it!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc216.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Maybe the mystical moon magic allows their clothes and hair to remain dry, too...</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc222.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc228" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO(And I sunk her but good!)</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc236.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Mine! Mine! Mine!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc241.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, I guess we'd better decide who we're going to eat first..."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc248.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The Castaway Olympics!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc254.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And they promptly capsize the lifeboats and drown.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc261.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Kiss me, you fool!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc268.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">A moment of silence for the token redshirts.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc278.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, at least <i>something</i> good came out of this tragedy.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc285.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Don't cry, he's in the Dungeon Dimensions now...</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc292.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Elton John's not going to rewrite "Candle in the Wind" again, is he?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc299.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">He died the way he always wanted to: wreaking crushing death with his hideous arms.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc306.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">WHAT? Oh God dammit, I forgot this was a bowdlerized kid's movie!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc312.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yay, the survivors are here! Now the over-publicized inquest can begin!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc319.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">New Yorkers celebrate by throwing more trash into the harbor!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc327" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Animated film of <i>Titanic</i> sinking spits on the memories of the dead! Extra! Extra!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc334.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't ask us what the sister's name is, we're pretty sure the writers never gave her one!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc340.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Sorry, nameless sister, but you're the least relevant character which makes you first on the menu."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc348.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Okay, maybe there are one or two flaws in this plan..."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc354" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Good thing there was a notary public on the ship.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc361.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I...guess that counts for irony? I guess?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc368.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Villains get written off in half-assed manner! Read all about it!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc376.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Also, full color pictures are suddenly commonplace in the early twentieth century!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc383.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, so a Gypsy and a woman who's probably Anglican are getting married in a Roman Catholic church? The ecumenical movement goes back much farther than I realized...</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc392.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Just because we're on land doesn't mean we still can't use gratuitous CGI!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc398.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Whoops, looks like she mixed up the dress with the wedding cake...</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc404.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The mice were forced to use the leper's window...</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc409.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc412.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Did they sell off the pews to pay for the wedding, or what?</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc416.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh hey, it's...that girl mouse we haven't seen since the first scene!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc421.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Father Santa Claus!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc427.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, you could store small curios on that decolletage...</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc433" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I love you, Sarah." <br> "Stella." <br> "Look, you're an extraneous character, you should be thankful they gave you a name."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc440.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Seventies light rock of the early 20th century!</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc449.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They're stoned! That explains everything.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc455.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hurry, we're almost late for the garter toss!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc462.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"There's a sequel to this movie, and it's even stupider than this one!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc470.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'll meet you round the back with the cash in ten minutes."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc477" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Cinderella sold that ride after the second kid so she could buy an SUV.</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc483.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"A dog! We've never seen the like before!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc488.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The honeymoon just took a VERY interesting turn..."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc494.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No, Smiley, no!....Well, there goes the security deposit on this thing."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc499.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I fart in your general direction!"</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc504" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I should have warned you, we'll have an 'open' marriage..."</div>
<div id="lDwqUvI6VVs_tc512" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why is he dressed like an alternative lifestyle gendarme?</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc2.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That is until we release the NEXT greatest children's video ever.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc13.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Ah, VHS, how I have missed thee.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc17.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc32.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hello. Anyone home?</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc35.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc41.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And several YouTube users wonder what 'Video Recorder's Tracking control' means.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc45.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc50.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">But since this is on YouTube, you've clearly ignored this.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc55.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc65.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc70.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc79.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO I really should stop doing this, it's not good for my groin.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc81.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc85.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">His house used to belong to Wallace and Grommit.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc91.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc101.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I meant to do that."</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc105.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc112.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Here's your daily cocaine supply Fireman Sam."</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc115.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc136" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Man that title screen is tacky!</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc139.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc153.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Sorry folks, you'll have to buy the video if you want tos see the whole episode.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc159.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc187.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This music is actually being sung in Pingu's native language.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc195" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc201" class="YTC_captionOverlay">How many of these 5 minute episode stop motion TV shows where there back then?</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc205.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc209.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You talk funny."</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc211.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc226" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hello again old friend.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc229.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc232.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Somehow I survived that."</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc234.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc246.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Impressive, but how does he get out again?</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc268.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Remember this epiosde folks? It was on YouTube but not anymore.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc271.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc300.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait...that wasn't the song for this episode.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc303.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc328.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">A title that's almost has hard to make a theme song around as <i>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</i></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc336" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc339" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So, is this the whole title sequence? Just kid wandering around and pointing out his wellies?</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc343.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc349.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I wish for some backgrounds for this title sequence."</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc356.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hey I remember this episode!</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc366.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Including the teachers?</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc367.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc384.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yes William, we get it, you have wellies.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc402.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And now for the Master's favourite program.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc424.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Justin Bieber will be launched next week.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc456.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Finally, something on this tape I didn't watch as a kid.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc484.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Your singing is terrible, please stop.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc510.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">When visiting Toyland be sure to indulge in a spot of fishing by Creator Credit Bridge.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc524.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And according to Alan Moore, Frankenstein's monster.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc526.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc531.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Thank you Noddy, your theme song is now stuck in my head.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc535.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc539" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Of course now this means we're going to have to listen to the song again as the end credits roll.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc566" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Traitor!"</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc574.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Noddy's car originated in the Herbie universe.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc612.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"...Jack the Ripper was waiting for his next victim."</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc618.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"...there were the bodies of Health and Safety inspectors who had fallen down the dark dark stairs and broken their necks."</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc621.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc644" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I wonder if some space travellers will shoot their ship into my eye again."</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc646.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc687.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I think I only ever saw one episode of this show.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc700" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So the entire premise of this show is based on the fact that this guy lived in a time before shaving was invented.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc711.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And I think this might be the episode I saw!</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc714.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc755.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why are nearly all of these episode I remember watching? Can't we have more then one that I havne't seen, please!</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc760.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc774.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Sorry about the illegible credits folks, please enjoy the cute baby polar bear in the background.</div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc783.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc801" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait...you're NOT going to show us the title sequence. What a rip off!</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc823.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And now to sit back and enjoy this wonderful music.</div>
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<div id="n-0IFKU2emY_tc835.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And why isn't this show on DVD yet (and the German one doesn't count!)?</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc1.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And we're back...but why are you still watching?</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc45.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Instead he'll be mad at me for <i>not</i> reporting it."</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc49.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well congratulations background music. You have somehow managed to make the arrival of a Thunderbird boring.</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc90.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Only really bland background music."</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc139.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And I'm talking about <i>Turbocharged Thunderbirds</i> here."</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc164.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">He's reading the viewing figures for this show.</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc178.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Drat, they drowned anyway."</div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc180.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc212.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You don't need to use the radio Hood, I'm up here."</div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc214" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc223.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Look folks, I know this show is terrible. Just please bear with us, it'll be over soon."</div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc224.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc256.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And why did we just have an establishing shot of Thunderbird 2 before cutting to inside Thunderbird 1?</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc267.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We must destroy any copy of <i>Turbocharged Thunderbirds</i>."</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc279" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And I can't stand you.</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc311.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Thunderbird 1 can travel at Mach 22.6, face it the Hood doesn't have a chance of getting away.</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc412" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"SUCKERS!"</div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc413.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc450.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Please stop randomly cutting back to the tiresome twosome.</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc603.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well now that's over, here's a random explosion for your enjoyment.</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc636.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Our heroes ladies and gentlemen.</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc646.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Guy wise enough to have his name removed from the credits: <br>GERRY ANDERSON</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc650.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Right there you can see where Gerry's name was.</div>
<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc651.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">But screw that music, what we've got is much better.</div>
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<div id="k7Sk6itJ7f4_tc655.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Pay attention folks, these are the people we have to blame for this.</div>
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<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc3.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It is soaked in the blood of my enemies!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc9.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">No, please, no close-ups of it...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc16.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Look, YOU were on the sidelines cheering him, why didn't you say something before now?</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc22.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I get to slaughter innocents too? This day just keeps getting better and better!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc28.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now go to your room and no more ice-throwing for a month!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc34.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Careful, lads, these waters are rumored to be the home of evil dog-octopus demons..."</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc40.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So, that's your plan. Sink an entire cruise ship just to kill one guy, then make your escape on a minimally provisioned life raft while you hope none of the several people who can connect you to the crime make it out alive. I don't think you thought this out very well....</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc48" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Eh, it's not like we had sufficient lifeboats anyway. What's one more or less?"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc54.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And try to get some video of it. We can go viral on YouTube with these morons!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc60.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc62.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What exactly ARE those things, anyway? Every cartoon ship has them but I never quite knew what they were...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc67.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Look, I can see into the dining room!...Ah shoot, they WOULD be serving the lobster tail tonight, wouldn't ya know?"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc73.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Special appearance by the opening credit music from <i>The Final Sacrifice</i>.</div>
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<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc81.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Now see, this is why you want to do routine maintenance on your cruise ship before a trans-continental voyage.</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc88.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Of course, if they hadn't been aiming at the ONE ICEBERG IN THE OCEAN for the past ten minutes, this wouldn't have happened...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc97" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Ew, he's starting to melt!</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc101.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc103.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They shouldn't have christened the rudder with a blood offering...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc111.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The suspense is constipating me!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc117.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, good job dolphins. Now instead of hitting the iceberg dead-on and minimizing the damage, the ship has taken a fatal blow along the side which will send most of its passengers to their icy deaths.</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc124.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">o/...Dear Liza, dear Liza...o/</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc129.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, free snow cones for the passengers!</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc133.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh no, not...um, that guy...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc138.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Named characters and animals first!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc144.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Good thing we packed several days early and had our life vests already on!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc151.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't panic, there's room for you...oh, you all know that's a big lie, so go on, push and shove to survive!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc157.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Never mind, we don't want to be saved!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc165.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Now is no time to do the Monty Python "Battle of Pearl Harbor" sketch!</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc171.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And they get stepped on, the end.</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc178.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That earring makes you look like a pansy!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc184.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Gee, thanks, I wouldn't have been able to figure that out without your help..."</div>
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<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc191.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh, just have everybody stand on the other side of the ship to balance it out; it'll be fine...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc197.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">o/...Walk like a ship captain...o/</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc203.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Except the men and most of the steerage passengers, there's room for everyone!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc210.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And I'm REALLY fucking stoned right now!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc216.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Very well, sir, I'll send an SOS to the world."</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc222.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Not even my impenetrable brogue can help!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc227.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Only Aquaman can save us!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc235" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc236.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Who knew that destroying our only means of communication would be the doom of us?"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc242" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It's not our fault! The talking dolphins made us do it!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc249.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Anyone catch any of that? I think his brogue just broke.</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc257.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Isn't drowning in the middle of the north Atlantic punishment enough? It's not like a good flogging will make their situation much worse...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc264.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And the plot of <i>Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End</i> is convoluted enough as it is!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc270.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc273.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I give up, all these backgrounds look the same. It's like an old <i>Doctor Who</i> episode down here..."</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc278.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Everyone knows when there's a maritime emergency, you turn to the ship's cook!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc283.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Just because it's a disaster doesn't mean it can't be fun!</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc288.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I threw up in my mouth a little!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc294.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Next on <i>Wipeout</i>...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc299.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No, I'm going to die on an hors d'oeuvres platter, the way I always wanted!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc305.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc309.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They don't have a very good IT team on this ship...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc315.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc318.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yeah, there's a lot of people with that problem these days...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc325.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You mean a CQD?" <br> "Don't confuse the audience, Jones; anyone watching the talking dolphin movie isn't going to know jack about distress code history..."</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc332.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The wires are getting shorter just to spite them now...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc336.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I know we're in a hurry, but I can't work the telegraph without listening to some Lady Gaga..."</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc341.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc344" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Mice conduct electricity? I suppose after you've sold people on magic tear-talking dolphins, evil ex-convict sharks, and horrible dog-octopus demons, anything is possible...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc350" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hmm, the telegraph seems extra squeaky today..."</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc357.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't worry, Camembert, we'll have a full buffet at your service just like you would have wanted..."</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc364.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Wherefore are thou Camembert?"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc369.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hey, <i>West Side Story</i>!</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc374.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">...Cause, they're <i>sharks</i>, you see, and...oh, come on, <i>you</i> try coming up with better jokes after this movie broke your brain!</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc380.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Tentacles was kind of a bust, why don't you try calling on Shub-Niggurath instead?</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc387" class="YTC_captionOverlay">No, you can stay there in the all-concealing shadows for the rest of the movie; don't move on <i>our</i> account, please...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc394.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Even sharks know not to antagonize a cephalopod with 'roid rage.</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc400" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Maybe if his head wasn't so freakishly malformed, he could swim instead of running on the ocean floor...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc406.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And believe me, the view of you from this angle is NOT pretty!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc413.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Thanks, buddy. I'll make your favorite sacrifice when this is over!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc420.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Fine, we'll just swim back in ten minutes!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc426.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"My hat doubles as a distress flare!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc433.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh, NOW we're worried about exposing the secret society of mice to the world, are we?</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc439" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh yeah, like the men in this movie have been any better. This is the first film I've seen where the <i>entire cast</i> is The Load.</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc446.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't worry, people, we have some deck chairs you can rearrange while you're waiting!"</div>
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<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc453.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, the water's <i>deliberately</i> chasing them now...</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc459.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"But I'm far to British to ever show it, pip-pip and wot!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc465.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Good thing the water isn't actually soaking into our clothing..."</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc471.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">[Ahnuld voice] GET TO DAH LIFEBOATS! [/Ahnuld voice]</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc476.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So wait, the Duke can understand the mice, too?...You know what, any explanation would just make the movie longer so I'm going to let it slide.</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc482.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"If you'd told me we were going to be <i>drowning</i> people I'd never have agreed to sink a ship!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc490.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"There should be a light rail station somewhere around here..."</div>
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<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc499.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Screw this women and children crap, I'm outta here!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc505" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Help me, I'm looking for the <i>Mad Men</i> set!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc510.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Summon the Dark One!"</div>
<div id="hcj_d8NpsRY_tc517.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">He looks like an ottoman with a tumor on top.</div>
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<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc11.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Overly Literal Theater presents <i>Ocean's Eleven</i></div>
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<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc20.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why are they all wearing name tags?</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc28.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And I said we're sinking the <i>Titanic</i>, not the <i>Poseidon</i>!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc35.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Sorry, what? I was distracted by your, um...pelvic fin...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc42.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Unless they're going too fast to correct course in time, but what are the odds of that?"</div>
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<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc52.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Because as we all know, large cruise ships can be easily redirected by the efforts of mid-size marine creatures!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc60" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Seriously, wrap a towel around that thing! It's freaking me out...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc67.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Tentacles? Great, just when I think it can't get any worse it's turning into a hentai...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc74.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc77.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Of course you do, but the audience doesn't!" <br> "Point taken."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc85.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Dupe the Dope," the hit new reality series from FOX!</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc91.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Did they think they were filming this for IMAX?</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc98.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, enough of that scene...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc106.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm sure if every stops brandishing their steak knives at each other, we can come to terms..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc111.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The fiend! He's stealing all the Gideon Bibles from the staterooms!</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc117.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Phew! There's my exercise for the day!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc123.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">When you find a scene you like, movie, let us know...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc130.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc132.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Sebastian was wrong--life under the sea is pretty damn boring...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc137.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWHATTHEFUCKISTHAT?!?!?!</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc142.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I would be too if I were talking to a genetic abomination.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc149.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What? There are some good restaurants out here!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc156.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, mostly we want to know why he looks like a cross between Cthulhu and a <i>Goof Troop</i> extra on steroids..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc165.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The cutesy kid voice just makes it <i>worse</i>, somehow.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc172" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Those arms...I may never eat calamari again...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc178.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This IS Hell, right? I mean, something like this couldn't exist except in the deepest pits of damnation...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc185.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Nice try, but the Octo-Dog has a creepier laugh.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc191.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc194.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">*sobs* I want my mommy....</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc200.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Really? You're talking to an overinflated balloon from the Hell Thanksgiving Day Parade, and you're worried about the <i>sharks</i>?</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc206.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hey hey, they prefer the term Orcinus-Americans, thankyouverymuch...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc214.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Of course, we all know how much ice is lying around on the bottom of the ocean...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc220.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, you've proven you can toss giant rock crystals around, now let's try some actual ice...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc227.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Did he break it first?</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc235.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Really isn't a whole lot going on in the mid-Atlantic trench today, is there?</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc243.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Must be my unholy pact with the Dark One."</div>
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<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc252.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Most movies can't sustain ice throwing as a central plot point for long. <i>This</i> movie, for example, can't do it at all.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc258.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc259.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No, I'm too pretty for shark prison!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc265.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What's that, girl? Timmy's trapped in the old smokestack?"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc272" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I have some doggie biscuits here...um, I wasn't <i>eating</i> them myself or anything; I was, uh, saving them for a friend..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc279.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, that dog sure loves his hardtack.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc284.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Aww, isn't that cute, he's walking away with private correspondence!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc290.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc291.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It's an ocean voyage and he STILL has to take the cat to the vet. Bummer.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc298.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So, does the cat actually do anything, or is it just there because evil people need to have a cat around for some reason?</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc307.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Funny, that's also what the voice actors said on getting cast.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc314.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Ha ha ha...take me now, you fierce beast!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc321.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now leave me alone, I gotta smoke these Cubans before we make port..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc328.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc332" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Specifically this 'rape the manatees' clause..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc338.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm sure we can come to a betray--ah, I mean agreement there..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc344.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Gotta hurry, I don't want to miss Fallon..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc350.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Too bad he drooled all over it...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc357.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It says here that plastic water bottles cause breast cancer!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc366" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc368.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now Your Grace, if you would kindly sit in the chair that's been pre-shackled for your convenience..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc377.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Wow, that was fast, you moved right with the cut there, I'm impressed..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc385.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"All the random scribbles are in order, as you can plainly see..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc394" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You know, I'm starting to think you're not a very nice person..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc402" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No!" <br> "...Okay, that's all I got. You win."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc409.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Fine, I'll sign them, just stop chewing the scenery like that!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc418.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc419.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, better hope it's not the turn-down service...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc426.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Come on, now is NOT the time for your kinky sex games!</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc434.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You too? I knew going on Evilmatch.com was a bad idea from the start..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc440.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We're already millionaires." <br> "Shut up, I'm gloating here!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc446.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">...."Yestament"?</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc452.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Let's see...'Mike Rotch.' HEY!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc461.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, it would have, just a few months down the road. More efficient this way, actually."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc467.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We don't want to miss the Legends in Concert show..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc473.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Which I was already, come to think of it...eh, I just wanted one last chance to screw with you."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc480.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"If I could understand English, I'd know what's going on..."</div>
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<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc489" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It's a little known fact that the <i>Titanic</i> disaster also resulted in stronger leash laws.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc497.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We won't be hanging with the nightmare creature too much longer, don't worry..."</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc503.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Great, it's got the mumps now.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc511.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We don't have hands." <br> "It's a figure of speech, all right?" <br> "But why would we have a figure of speech like that if we don't have hands?" <br> "SHUT UP!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc521.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Turns out nobody likes the new Facebook format."</div>
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<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc530.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, that would be a first in this movie.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc536.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, my mistake, they <i>do</i> have hands. Must be some serious radioactive chemicals lying around this part of the ocean.</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc544.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, having an eldrich abomination on your bodyguard staff would cut down on the number of attacks against you...</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc550" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Can I have rabbits too, George?"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc556.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That's not an iceberg, that's Caradhras!</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc563.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hee hee, I'm going to crush your head like a grape!"</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc571.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!</div>
<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc575.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"This is the biggest piece of rock candy I've EVER seen!"</div>
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<div id="Zw1GBczTJfo_tc585.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So, ice only floats when you want it to....</div>
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<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc3.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ff7799;"><b>When I was young I got a corpse sniffing dog.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc8.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ff7799;"><b>Mom said I could earn extra money, but we never really found much. Except for that Philippino mob hit one time.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc16.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbb00;"><b>You f****** don't know what the f*** you're straight f****** dealing with.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc21.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbb00;"><b>I will straight f*** you up until you don't know your taint from the Pillsbury f****** doughboy.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc26.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbb00;"><b>You b****-a** c*** mongling ball-snorting p***-holes better step off before you're yelling, "Don't pop my a**!"</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc33.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #8fe081;"><b>However, if my demands are not met, the consequences for you, your economy, and your very way of life will be incalculable.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc39.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #8fe081;"><b>I am not mad, but have been driven to this mad act by your myopic refusal to see reason. Join me in this bright future, or oppose me and meet your destruction!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc46.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #f9f765;"><b>But people don't realize that Alan Thicke is also a composer. How talented is he, right!?</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc52.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #f9f765;"><b><i>Still Not Quite Human</i> was really the apex of the trilogy. (Jay Underwood was so cute!) Who but Alan could have pulled off Dr. Jonas Carson a THIRD TIME?</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc60.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #44bbff;"><b>My friend's turtle got gas, so we took it to the vet.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc63.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #44bbff;"><b>And he said it wasn't a turtle, it was a weasel. And we're like, if it's a weasel then why doesn't it have a shell?</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc70" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ddddee;"><b>Punch and kick are all in the mind. But they're also in the fist and the foot. Fortunately.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc75.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ddddee;"><b>Head butt is in neither. Elbow -- that one's what you think.</b></span></div>
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<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc89.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ddddee;"><b>When I'm ready, sensei will explain how that will stop an attacker from hitting me.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc95.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #99ff99;"><b>Charlie was deep in the wire, and we knew we'd only get one chance to break out of that sh**.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc100.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #99ff99;"><b>Ffolkes was holding his entrails in with a mess tin. A f****** mess tin. Whoever patched that bastard up should've got drinks and dinner first.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc106.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #eeeebb;"><b>The kids at school always tease me because my mom is a giraffe.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc111.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #eeeebb;"><b>Mom says being different is okay. As long as you're tall, and can eat leaves high up. She says she's disappointed in me too.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc119.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffaaaa;"><b>Hello? Who are all of you? I'm very frightened right now.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc124.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffaaaa;"><b>I was walking past a van. And now I'm here. I don't know where my family is. I'm not even sure what country I'm in. Please send help.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc134.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffaaff;"><b>Salmon can have sex anywhere they want.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc138.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffaaff;"><b>I mean think about that for a minute. I don't mean <i>I</i> want to have sex with a salmon, but...</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc143.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #dddddd;"><b>Have you heard the Good News about Amway yet? F***!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc147.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #dddddd;"><b>Amway is not a multi-level marketing scam. It's a multi-layered investment sales organization! And that's way different!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc155.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffaa;"><b>Holy f***, are any of you as stoned as I am right now?</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc159.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffaa;"><b>You ever look at your mouth? I mean like really look at your mouth, while you're talking? Look down at your mouth, right now. I'm serious. Say, "Blah blah blah."</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc168.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffaaff;"><b>No one happens to know a good lawyer, do they? It's important.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc173" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffaaff;"><b>I don't want you to get the impression that <i>I've</i> done anything. But if you do know a good lawyer...</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc177.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ff9999;"><b>Last week my class voted me Most Likely to Be Mistakened for a Charlie Brown Character.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc183.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ff9999;"><b>I guess it's funny, but I still feel like a ticking bomb of rage, ready to explode. Which must be what happened to Charlie Brown eventually, right?</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc190.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ddddff;"><b>And who could forget the climactic Russian Roulette scene from <i>The Deer Hunter</i>? Four bullets!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc195.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ddddff;"><b>I can't even get through a movie unless it has at least one Russian Roulette scene. Hi Mom!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc201.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbb88;"><b>I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc205.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbb88;"><b>But here you are in the ninth... two men out and three men on. Nowhere to look but inside... where we all respond to pressure. Pressure!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc215.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ccffcc;"><b>The thing that's really destroying this country? All the sex perverts!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc219.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ccffcc;"><b>What should the penalty for autoerotic asphyxiation be? Hang em! Deep throating? Weird stuff? What do you think? Hang the bastards!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc228.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #99ffcc;"><b>As an earthling, I am very interested in this concept of "waffles."</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc232.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #99ffcc;"><b>Please convey me to some ordinary Earth form of waffle. I will gladly exchange up to five pieces of paper for them.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc239.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #eeeefe;"><b>I don't understand -- why do they call it horse racing? The horses always win.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc243.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #eeeefe;"><b>It's smart of those people to sit on the horse's back. Horses are a lot faster than men. But what they should do, is at the end they should lean out front and jump right off. You know, right before the finish line. Photo finish! Men win! Yay! You know?</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc256.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #dfdfdf;"><b>I believe that you should speak. With. Punctuation.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc260.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #dfdfdf;"><b>Nothing. Contributes. More to verbal. Misunderstanding. Than missing verbal. Punctuation episodes.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc269.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbbbb;"><b>I'm not wearing blush. I'm having a strong allergic reaction right now.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc275.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbbbb;"><b>It might be the air up here. Let me check.</b></span></div>
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<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc286.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbbbb;"><b>F*** . . .</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc288.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffbbbb;"><b>That didn't seem to help either. It might be this fabric. I'm kind of allergic to everything. Listen, I'd better go find my rescue inhaler. You guys all just chill. I'll be right back, and we can start over. Okay? Okay!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc299.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffee88;"><b>Urban Segway tours. Have you seen these? I have a tip.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc304" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffee88;"><b>Loosen the couplings with a #5 torx screwdriver. The second that thing gets up a good head of steam, the wheels come right off. Welcome to my crib, a**holes.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc310.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><b>If you experience an erection lasting more than eighteen hours, it may be necessary to consult with a pharmacist -- even a recreational pharmacist -- like me.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc318.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><b>Allow me now to demonstrate the pain of an overlong erection... Interpretively.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc327" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><b>While it may seem like fun to sport a multi-hour erection on a bus, plane, or the civic club of your choice, please use caution and remember this: The penis is not a sundial.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc336.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #eeeeee;"><b>There are many popular bands in the world today now.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc341.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #eeeeee;"><b>Manifold, as one of these current bands, distinguishes itself with the use of a snare drum. They play the snare drum with sticks like this.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc348.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #eeeeee;"><b>Despite all this, Manifold remains popular only among a circle of fans. I may have even made it up!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc353.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ccccff;"><b>Okay, and then -- you're seriously not going to believe this -- but, like, I'm totally serious, okay...</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc358" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ccccff;"><b>She's being all, you know, and I'm like -- obviously, I'm like, whatever. So she and this other girl are all like, eh? And here I am, like, didn't she totally start this in the first place? But that wasn't even the really important part...</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc369.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ccccff;"><b>Can you believe her? So then I'm like, whatever, and she's all like, whatever! And I'm like, "As if!" -- and she's all, "As if?" -- and we're just like "As if nothing..." And she's like, "As if nothing <i>nothing</i>." Can you believe it!? Totally bullsh*t, right? Then we put on the wigs and crossed into Finland.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc383.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffee;"><b>We appreciate you coming in for this interview at Retail Sports.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc388.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffee;"><b>Unfortunately, the management is not able to offer you a position at this point in time.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc393.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffee;"><b>Please do not worry whether our decision hinged in any part on your gross lack of physical fitness, or on your poor choice of clothing. But due to both of these limitations, I fully expect the door to hit your a** on the way out.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc404.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><i>The Rest -</i></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc408" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #bbffbb;"><b>Actually, it's not me. It's entirely you. I just thought you should know that.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc413.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #bbffbb;"><b>It's kind of funny, actually, because you're probably thinking, "Oh, I must have done something..." And you did. Practically everything wrong, in fact. And maybe you're wondering if you were lame in bed, and guess what? Hole in one! You should really stop doing that ear thing for STARTERS...</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc425.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffeeee;"><b>Hey there! Japanese Velma here to share with y'all.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc430.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffeeee;"><b>We almost had the case solved. Obviously it wasn't "the man" in some form or other, because that would be against Japanese conformity. Clearly it was either a disgruntled maid, a disgruntled watress, a disgruntled waitress at a maid cafe, or an American.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc441.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffeeee;"><b>Maybe a disgruntled American working in a maid cafe? Nah, that only happens in anime. So Shuki and Skoubi got high as balls on blowfish treats, we set a trap, and it turned out to be a pedophile. Again.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc450.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffee99;"><b>I WILL POUND YOUR BALLS INTO THE GROUND! I WILL TEACH YOU THE MEANING OF PAIN!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc454.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffee99;"><b>You slimebag maggots don't deserve to be 4-F'ed under the letterhead of my beloved Corp! I will destroy and rebuild you! The first and last words out of your holes will be "cutie pie," do you understand me? Bunny hop drills -- 15 -- now! Move it, worms, or there will be no shortcake!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc467.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffaa;"><b>Greetings from the 2011 Miss Soybean Tokaido (North)!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc470.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffaa;"><b>Most people don't know that soybeans are a major source of many things. Hey, watch what I can do...</b></span></div>
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<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc477.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffaa;"><b>Soy...</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc478.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffaa;"><b>Soy... bean!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc480.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #aaffaa;"><b>I should probably explain that my father cornered the market on soybeans in northern Tokaido over the past six years. Cross him, and you will be CRUSHED.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc488.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #99ffff;"><b>Hi! I'm auditioning to be the Fat One.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc491.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #99ffff;"><b>Even though I'm trim and in good shape, I have a slightly wide face on camera. I could be an icon to the faux-open-minded!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc497.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffaa88;"><b>Hi! Batsh*t F***ing Crazy One, reporting for duty!</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc500.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffaa99;"><b>You ever start stabbing your life-sized character pillow, and you realize it's not a pillow? Awkward. But what are you gonna do, stop?! Cosplayers should know better anyway. Stabby stab! ...Hi, Mr. Agnew!</b></span></div>
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<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc514.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffeeee;"><b>They already packed up the boom mic, but I still want to audition for a Hello! Project girl group.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc520" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffeeee;"><b>My dream is to be famous for four years, then struggle with a solo career for another six or so.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc525.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffeeee;"><b>Check out this pout.</b></span></div>
<div id="Zj5PFNVk4aQ_tc529" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><span style="color: #ffeeee;"><b>Eventually, I'll abandon my suffocating dreams and become a history teacher or something. I might have a chance of achieving some happiness by, oh, 2025? Coolies!</b></span></div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The NIMH Philharmonic!</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc8.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Eh, beats Lawrence Welk, I suppose.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc13.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And my I explain why I'm suddenly speaking with a Latin accent for no apparent reason?"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc19.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"So, um, do you want to talk, or ask for my name, or..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc25.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Disney called; they want the ending to <i>Sleeping Beauty</i> back...</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc32.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You are now carrying my child." <br> "How?" <br> "That is the mystery of the dance."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc38.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And the homoerotic subtext ceases to be subtext.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc44.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hey, what about us? We were promised ten cuttlebones for this gig!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc51.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Damn, I thought he was into me!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc58.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It'll never work out; eventually they'll have to talk to one another...</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc66.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"On my signal, poop! Ready..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc72.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Vaguely David Hasselhoff and Vaguely Kate Winslet: A Vague Love Story</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc80.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc84.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Surrounded by vermin! This is the most romantic date EVER!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc91.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Beggin' Strips are on me tonight!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc98.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, it's going to be awkward explaining the wedding guest list to her father...</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc105.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"No, I said party music, not 80's video game music!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc110.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Whoa, conductor got back!</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc119.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Even back then, white people just could not dance.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc126.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, that's how you shake dog poo off your shoes, now let's try dancing...</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc131.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They're not even married yet, and they already have a reception with embarrassing dancing...</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc137.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">This from the country that invented the tarantella?</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc144.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, um, mucho gusto, I guess.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc150" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Do you really want to be dancing that close to Ascot Boy's feet? I'm just sayin'...</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc157.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The dog's having a seizure! No wait, that's more dancing, my bad...</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc167.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You will always be my first love..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc173.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Tone it down, woman! They can see your calves!</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc179.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I either need to quit drinking or start drinking."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc186.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO(Mmmm, cake sounds good. I wonder if the buffet's still open...)</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc193.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Don't worry, Ice is watching his cholesterol.</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc200.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, the effects look even cheaper by twilight.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc206.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So you just took someone's 3D concept of an ocean liner and made a movie with it. Big deal.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc213.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And he's a Gypsy, and he has no job or money, and his dog loves to pee on people for kicks, and..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc219.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I understand, darling. Now you just sit quietly while Daddy writes a letter to the convent..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc224.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What, you don't like my Church Lady impression? Okay, get bent."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc228.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't make me rasp at you some more!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc232" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Or at least settle this in a wading pool filled with chocolate pudding!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc238.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"He won't even have me until after your father's life insurance cashes out--wait, did I say that out loud?"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc245.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't mind your stepmother; it's her job to be evil..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc251.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And by 'blessing,' I mean 'you're out of the will'."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc256.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh, you two are busy plotting; we'll just wait over here.</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc265.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"First, we'll eat that lovely merengue on your head..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc271.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Shut up or you'll miss the next plot point!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc279.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Um, shouldn't we wait until we hear the evil plan first? Ah, never mind..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc284.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">KOMEDY!</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc289.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">A shut ventilation grate? What are the odds?</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc295.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Ewww, kibble breath!</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc300.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yeah, nobody wakes up sleeping dogs like Beckham.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc306.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, steerage has some nice suites...</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc312.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We didn't mean to turn you on!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc317.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That must be his sleeping puffy shirt and tight pants.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc323" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Did we skip a page again?"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc328.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hiring rentboys, now <i>that</i> I'll believe!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc335.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You sure? I mean, it could be the <i>Edmund Fitzgerald</i>, the <i>Lusitania</i>...</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc340.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, if there's a whaling concession involved, you MUST be telling the truth!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc347.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hmmm...you're starting to make sense and that scares me."</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc356.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh, that is SO catist.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc362.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, who's talking?</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc366.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And that's the FIRST sane thing anyone's said in this movie!</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc375.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Where we don't know where the next penny's coming from!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc381.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Do soccer playing mice count?</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc386.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"--It's spanking time!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc391.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And by stateroom, I mean hallway outside the staterooms."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc396.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I ran out of Just for Men halfway through, all right?"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc402.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, that's it for my random and pointless character development, off to the next bizarre plot point..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc408.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Stupid bangs! I should just let them grow out..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc414" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc417.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"This isn't a wire, it's a piece of paper!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc423.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Quick, get some catgut!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc430.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Must be a pixie jazz combo..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc435.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Brazilian mice celebrate the World Cup!</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc441.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Shoot, we've got anthropomorphic rodents. Time to call the exterminator."</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc451.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Could you sneak a little more conspicuously, please?</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc456" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc458.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Actually, Maltravers is just wiring some cute cat pictures to his aunt in Jersey.</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc467.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Please read this aloud before sending so anyone can overhear my evil plans. Thank you."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc474" class="YTC_captionOverlay">THRILL as the brave mouse paces back and forth a few steps!</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc483.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That's a brilliant idea that will absolutely have no disastrous consequences later on!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc491.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So the <i>Californian</i> never received the distress call because of a pack of overzealous mice?</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc497.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Let's see...<i>The guy sending this is a weiner</i>. HEY!"</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc504" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Funny, I thought the iceberg would have been bigger.</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc510.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Good, it's quiet. Nobody can see me reuse this animation..."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc517.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You mean besides your crippling lockjaw?"</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc527.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Give or take about two and half hours."</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc534.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And why midnight exactly, anyway? Is that what Maltravers has in the death pool:?</div>
<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc540.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, except for that one time Jeeves went surfing..."</div>
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<div id="T4vVrqY-YN0_tc561.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Maybe I should just save a seat in the lifeboats now, beat the rush..."</div>
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<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc2.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Do cartoon heroines just not know how unsanitary this is?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc9.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What is that? Cheese? Bread? Packing material?</div>
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<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc18.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yeah, one chunk of Styrofoam; he's a real glutton...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc24.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That was so cute. I'm going to disinfect this dress now."</div>
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<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc32.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"A striptease!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc35.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"-you'll have to get by me and my head Tribbles first!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc41.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Figures we'd get the one girl who doesn't go for the bad boy..."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc47.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, did we just skip a few lines? Or a whole scene?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc53.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why does he need to be quiet? The bad guys didn't do the tear thing so they can't understand what...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc59.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">...You know what, forget it. If I try to introduce logic into this plot, my brain will explode before the next segment's over.</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc66.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Whoa, I didn't know humans could bend like that!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc72.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc74.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That's the stupidest plan I've heard in my life."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc81.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We'll buy a lovely house in the south of France and invest all our money in the stock market!" </div>
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<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc89.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The great taste of bacon with only half the fat?"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc95.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Could someone give the mice some Ritalin, please?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc100.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Stop copying me!" <br> "Stop copying me!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc104.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The gravity of the revelation made her <i>instantly</i> change clothes!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc110.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Sounds like Count Orlock should be sneaking around the corner...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc116.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc117.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Come in. Pull up a chair from the 1960s."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc124.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm dating a Negro!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc130.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO(Dammit, who told her she had a choice in the matter?)</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc136.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc138.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And as the primary male influence in your life, I'm the best judge of what will make you happy. Now get out there and marry eyepatch boy!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc145.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Awww, isn't that just...well, a complete and utterly pointless scene, really.</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc153" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc155.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm bored. Wanna go catch the magic show in the Promenade lounge?"</div>
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<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc163.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh God, he's going to start sniffing it again...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc169.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You know, at least Evil Eyepatch Dude is honest about how creepy he is...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc175.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO(Ah, THERE'S someone I haven't piddled on yet!)</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc180.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What's that, old girl? Timmy's fallen down the smokestack?"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc187.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Where's the big-boobed lounge singer?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc193.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc196.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Maggie Smith!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc199.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Tracy Ullman!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc203.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">An even more bored than usual Kristen Stweart!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc208.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And Carol Burnett, this season on <i>Dancing With the Stars!</i></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc214.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That bitch was wearing the same fur as me!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc219" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Where's a homicidal composer when you need one?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc225.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Which one's Anna Leonowens?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc229.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">*whistle* Illegal pun, anachronistic reference, fifteen yard penalty!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc236.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Without a black tie!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc241.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Jim Dale?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc246.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Just blindingly stupid."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc250" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"If you MUST know, I got lost on the way to the fire hydrant."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc255.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc258.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Did you just turn into a mopey Gypsy and then back real fast?"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc264.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What? He's just looking for a girl, it's not like he solved world hunger...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc270.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay everybody, just stop for a second, I think a couple pages of script got stuck together again...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc278.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, you'll have to buy me a couple drinks first..."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc284.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc288.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, it still beats being in love with someone you hate...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc293.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Danny Torrance, what have I told you about riding your Big Wheel in the halls?"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc298.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What the--did he just materialize off-camera?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc305.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Shoot, I'm lost again. The steward must think I'm an idiot..."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc311.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Let's see, there's something I'm supposed to do with this..."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc318.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yes, we ARE officially more annoying than the rapping dog."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc325" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Careful, the backdrop is slippery..."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc329" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh no, I didn't account for the forced perspective!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc334.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, that is either the world's strongest mouse or the world's most easily imbalanced man...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc339.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Look out, runaway changing table!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc344.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">*Angelica Huston falls in next to him*</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc348.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The washtub contains a wormhole to Victoria's Secret!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc353.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That's nice; those Magdalene laundry girls could use a good laugh...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc359.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">A Freelance Shame Squad! The <i>Titanic</i> really did have every luxury!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc364.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Maybe we can convince her to take up with that nice Buster Keaton..."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc369.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">There seems to be a lot of random milling around on this ship...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc375.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Ew, no I won't sniff your butt for five dollars!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc382.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Baron, you can Twilight Bark later!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc387.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Sorry, we're planning on having him fixed once we reach New York..."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc392.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">We're in hour ten of the waltz-off...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc397" class="YTC_captionOverlay">...But enough of that, let's go to the cigar bar on the casino deck!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc402.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hey, time for <i>Wheel of Fortune!</i></div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc407.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We know a great jazz combo!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc412.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Whoa, and he's pitching a MAJOR tent! Must be dreaming about Mrs. Astor again...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc417.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh Michael Jackson, one day you WILL be mine!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc425.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It IS too sexy to open my shirt!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc432.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The future founder of Boulder, Colorado.</div>
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<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc440.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Shoot, forgot why I ran all the way up here!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc446.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That's not cleavage, it's an open heart surgery scar!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc452.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">o/...Neeeeear, faaaaar, whereeeeeeee--<br>WHAP!<br>Okay, I'll stop.</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc457.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Whee, random frolicking is fun!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc462.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">There is officially too much "cute" in this Meet Cute.</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc469.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They're twenty feet apart with nobody else on deck, shouldn't they have noticed each other by now?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc475.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The camera is walleyed!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc482.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Are you sure? I mean, if they're not smart enough to have seen each other by now I don't think we want them breeding...</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc489.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And they walk right past each other, the end.</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc495.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Take me now, you big strong man!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc501.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Quite a coup getting Kitaro to play for their first date.</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc507" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh, hi. Didn't see you there."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc512.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">His cravat's trying to grope her!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc519.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Somebody SAY SOMETHING!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc526.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Dog's eyes...staring into my soul....</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc532.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, time out, movie. We're not going anywhere until you decide on what criteria you're going to use for your magical animal communication and then stick with it, okay?</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc540.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"'Nearer My God to Thee!" And-a one, and-a two..."</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc545.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And my feet somehow mysteriously vanished mid-shot!"</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc551" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The Rescue Aid Society has definitely seen prouder days.</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc557.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The conductor's a shapeshifter!</div>
<div id="D5gYqvkKY9Y_tc563.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You hear that? It sounds like the world's tiniest violins playing a song for us!"</div>
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<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc1.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm not wearing any pants!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc5.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"To Prince William and Duchess Catherine!"</div>
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<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc13.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, those are some huge mutant cherries...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc19.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Yes dear, now excuse me I'm trying to purge my dinner..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc25.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, considering the whole "marriage at sea" thing is a popular myth, it <i>would</i> be pretty unusual...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc31" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh cripes, she's even wearing a cheap knock-off of the Coeur de la Mer...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc36.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Next thing you know she'll be demanding the vote."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc42.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Actually, that would be the norovirus. Chef wasn't too careful with the shrimp cocktail, I'm afraid..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc48.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc50.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Mmm, cherry Kool-Aid! Excellent vintage!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc55.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"She's just hysterical. We're actually sending her to an asylum when we reach New York..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc61.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc63.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Shut up, bitch, or I'm having you committed right along with her."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc68.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Come on, just because she has "EVIL STEPMOTHER FIGURE" tattooed across her forehead...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc74.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Sirius? No, he's in another story entirely...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc80.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc84" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It's not a kid's movie without a little bestiality!</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc91.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Who do you think you are, Despereaux?"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc96" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Thinking humans and animals shouldn't boink doesn't mean you're a racist; it means you live anywhere except Alabama.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc103.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Uh-oh, time for the pseudo-Celtic One Woman Wail to kick in...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc110.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">She has Everlasting Gobstopper earrings!</div>
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<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc116.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Tears. Now with Retsyn.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc121.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The Official "Standing on the Prow Gazing Longingly Out to Sea" Shot, ladies and gentlemen.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc128.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Uh-oh, the Sirens are after them now...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc134.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You gonna jump or what? We're hungry!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc140" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Who's your daddy?"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc145.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, they're like the Javier Sotomayers of dolphins...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc152.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That must've been some good brandy..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc158.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You know, I cried into the ocean once, and all that talked to me were a couple of clownfish and a sea anemone...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc164.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Right after you give me a sardine!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc169.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc171.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Um...yeah.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc175.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You know, sometimes something is so perfectly stupid on its own no snarking is needed...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc181.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I thought dolphins were supposed to be one of the smarter species...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc187.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc189.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Never mind the jump, check out the hang time! That thing must be part hummingbird...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc196.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait, I thought Ronnie was the one who had the hots for her and wanted to help her? Oh who cares, there's a flying dolphin who can talk through the magic of moonbeams, why am I focusing on this?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc203.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Whoa, epilepsy!</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc209" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, it's my turn: what ARE you talking about?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc215.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc220.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Until I wound up caught in a tuna net, that is."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc226.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Life is the bubbles under the sea! Disney told me so!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc233.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm a welder by day and a dancer by night!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc237.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc240.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">How do the dolphins know about all this? Do they get an AP feed in the ocean?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc246.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Which come to think of it is nowhere, since serious conservation efforts won't begin until much later this century...you know what, forget it, the whales are screwed."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc252.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Look, you already got the magic-moonbeam-tear-communication thing; how many miracles do you need?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc258.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Veeeery interestink..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc262.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, quiet night at the Overlook.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc267.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Here you go, two Roy Rogers..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc273.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Do you mind if I poke your eye out with my cigar? It's an evil thing."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc280.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Come on, the whales aren't going to extinct themselves!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc286.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I wasn't aware evil had so much overhead."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc292.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc296.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Sorry, but we already bought that Bed in a Bag set you registered for..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc304.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Why don't we wait until Elizabeth hates you a little less?"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc310.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Can't transport these things through customs; what a waste!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc316.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Whoa, personal space please!</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc321.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Which would defeat the purpose, but...oh, never mind..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc326.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You know, I'm starting to think Maltravers may not be a nice guy...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc331.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Special friend? Fred Rogers is involved in this?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc336.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Okay, but I'll have to lose a lot of weight for that..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc343.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wait...is he going to finish the crossing, or swim with the sharks? Cause it sounds like the two would cancel each other out...</div>
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<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc351.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Midshipman Randomguy Nobody</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc357.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh boy oh boy, my turn to do 'King of the World'!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc363.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Heh heh, I'm going to hock loogies over the edge ALL night!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc369.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc370.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">He's calling the <i>Enterprise</i>!</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc374.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc376.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh good. For a second there I thought you were that Aquaman creep."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc382.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">.oO(Crap, I'm stuck.)</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc386.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why the prison hat? Is there a correctional facility in the Mid-Atlantic Ridge?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc392.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, how exactly is <i>he</i> talking to animals? Did he spit on a shark during a solar eclipse or something?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc400.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I see they've decided to start with historic accuracy.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc405.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Say, mind helping me rearrange these deck chairs?"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc412.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It's such a lovely morning, but there isn't enough budget to animate me without my coat..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc418.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'll go see if there's a party in steerage where I can be free of the restrictions of my social position..."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc425.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh yeah, real subtle.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc431.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc433.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Let us out! Attica! Attica!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc439.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Can't lonely girls with evil stepmothers ever find any non-plague-ridden animals to sympathize with them?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc446.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Come one step closer and I'm calling the Orkin Man."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc452.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Wow, good thing she has no peripheral vision whatsoever!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc458.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Because it's not a meal time?"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc464.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, you should have asked the maitre d' about changing tables your first night out...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc471.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Because that's worked SO well for her thus far.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc478.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Whoa, wait, now there's a witch involved? Why not just throw in some elves and a unicorn or two while you're at it?</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc486.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Janet Jackson hasn't even flashed a tit!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc492.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc494.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Yeah, don't worry about the big massive patriarchy standing in her way, she's got <i>talking mice</i>!</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc499.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Ashamed of the film, the <i>Titanic</i> speeds ever faster to its fate.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc505.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The sunset over the Orange Crush is always an inspiring sight...</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc511.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc514.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Great idea, Senor Momento de Cocodrilo con Labios Grandes!</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc521.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">When do Harpo and Chico play?</div>
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<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc533.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc534.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I want to go piddle on our steward."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc540" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, I guess we know who wears the pants in their relationship.</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc545.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Pretending he's beside me, you know."</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc551.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc553" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The plot demands it!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc559.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'm not a Popple!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc564" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc565.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"She's missing out on the chef's delectable braised calla lilies!"</div>
<div id="WuILSi1l1d0_tc573.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Whoa, WHAT did you just call her?</div>
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<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc3.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well in the first 3 seconds have convinced me that this is not worth watching.</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc6.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"S.A.L. demands that you stop gurning at the camera."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc14.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc40.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Because that's all a Gerry Anderson show is, a bunch of explosions.</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc49" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc54.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Not badly photoshopped, honest.</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc55.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc63.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And this guy must be the alien on board</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc65" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc74.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It's only a model."<br>
"Shh."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc76.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc83.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The Bunsun Burner isn't very good at cooking them though."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc86.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc93.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Dammit, that was a rental."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc95.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc97.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hard to belive this was made in the 1960s."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc99.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc121.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"TO WIKIPEDIA!"</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc124.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc139.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The internet hasn't heard of it."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc143.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc170.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Our heroes ladies and gentlemen.</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc174.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc191.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hey, I'll have you know I'm the most handsome man on Mars."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc194.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc197.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Even though she wasn't in this episode."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc199.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc203.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I want you to shut up and go away."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc206.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc210.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"This show will only last 13 episodes and then everyone will forget about it."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc213.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc245.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What an awful catchphrase!"</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc247.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc279" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Evil Zordon</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc285.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc319" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'll bet my horrible accent on it."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc322.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc335.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Not after being in this you won't."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc339.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"They did that last Tuesday."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc342.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc382.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That explosion was from a completely different scene!"</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc384.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And so was that one!"</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc386.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc400.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And I'm talking about us."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc403.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc405.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"If Gerry Anderson wasn't still alive he'd be spinning in his grave right now!"</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc408.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc414" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Why did you do that?</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc416.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc429.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I don't know who's stupider, Trip, or the computer.</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc431.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc436.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">And why did you put in that clip from a different episode?</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc438.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc468.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Are we doing the <i>Turbocharged Thunderbirds</i> version of <i>Cry Wolf</i> as well?</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc473.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc481.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"...line?"</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc484.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc491.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And I still stand by that remark."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc495.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Since I won't have another job after this show."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc497.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc499.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"><font size="6">OH DEAR GOD!</font></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc503.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc508.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"By the way, when did you become live action?"</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc512.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc520.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"As do those two idiots you've got up on Thunderbird 5."</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc523.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc532.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">That phrase was cool until you said it.</div>
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<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc546.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Even the awesome launch scene sucks in this version.</div>
<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc552.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">We don't need International Rescue, we need Barry Gray to rescue us.</div>
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<div id="GqZCAJJhsJc_tc583.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Gee, I knew Thunderbird 1 was fast but I didn't think it was THAT fast!</div>
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<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc1.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Come and get it, boys!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc6.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">SOMEONE skipped elocution class in finishing school...</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc12.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Still, it can't be easy to carry on a conversation when your forearms are getting lacerated like that...</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc19.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Did he just speak in tongues?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc24.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Back in those days that was the equivalent of grabbing a woman's boobs.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc31.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Your mild buffonery is amusing!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc36.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You moron, you KNOW this thing throws off my depth perception!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc41.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc43" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Who's a cute little public menace? Yes you is!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc48.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And you REALLY like my leg, for some reason!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc55.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"If you want to injure someone, go play with the bumbling henchman again!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc61" class="YTC_captionOverlay">NO ONE will be seated during the thrilling glove removal!</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc66.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And you have hardly any fleas at all!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc72.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"They call me MISTER Tibbs!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc78" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Bad dog! Who told you to initiate a Meet Cute?"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc83.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Somewhere a production of <i>Les Mis</i> is missing its Enjolras.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc89.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">He's got it! TOUCHDOWN!!!</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc94.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc95.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Is he the romantic lead or a serial killer?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc100.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What's that, boy? The lack of sufficient lifeboats could spell death for us all?"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc105.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh hey, the girl I told you to run off and harass! What are the odds?"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc110.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Wow, it's like the dance scene in <i>West Side Story</i>, only I want to poke my eyes out with a fork.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc116.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You can fall in love with mysterious rogues later!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc122.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Or he might just be looking for a quick lay, it's hard to tell right now."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc128.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc130.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"If you were a TI calculator, maybe..."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc135.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And your neck tablecloth must be stowed in your cabin."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc142.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"But we call him Steve."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc145.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The <i>Titanic</i> was on the Royal Caribbean line?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc151.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"THAT will teach you to do your job and enforce regulations!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc158.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The Ugly American...uh, Gypsies, I guess.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc164.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The good guys, ladies and gentlemen.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc169.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Two more months until retirement, two more months..."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc175.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc178.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">What the--when did this become a Farrelly Brothers movie?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc184" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So, let's see: so far the male lead and his buddies have stolen a lady's glove, sniffed in a creepily fetishistic manner, pushed around a steward, and urinated on the same steward's boot. Nice crowd.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc191.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"But only after you defecate in it!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc196.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Awww, what did the poor hat do?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc202" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Is this foreshadowing, or just padding?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc207.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Bye-bye! Enjoy our soon-to-be-ironic joy as the ship pulls out of port!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc214.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">There's a hat jumping on a trampoline back there!</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc218.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Steve Guttenberg and Bob Villa see them off!</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc224.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">They're all shouting, "Can I have your room?"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc229.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">A crowd scene that says "We only had enough money to animate about 2/3rds of the arms."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc237.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc239.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Oh great, <i>Newsies</i> is starting.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc247" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Star Magazine: The Early Years</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc252.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"There you are, Mister Frakes sir!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc256.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Little bastard marked out all the articles with a Sharpie!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc260.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Evil evil dark plot evil machinations evil evil..."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc266.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Because evil opportunity only knocks once!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc273" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hey hey, <i>I'll</i> be doing the evil laughing around here, thank you very much!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc280.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Well, okay. These three couples die and go to Heaven..."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc287.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I <i>thought</i> I made myself clear at the captain's party, Jeffries..."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc294.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc296.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">You mean apart from the fact he doesn't actually have the authority to do something like that?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc302.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And by 'his money' I mean 'her sweet boobs'."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc307.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You amuse me. I'll kill you last."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc313.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc315.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Geez, Voldemort thinks he should dial it back a little.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc320.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">I think this is an alternate scene from <i>The Social Network</i>.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc325.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Don't make me pose dramatically at you again!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc332.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Look boss, you can't expect me to keep both my plot points straight!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc337.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"We'll need to do some work in your tubes later on."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc344.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">There's the problem: they've got steel wool coming out of the smokestacks!</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc353.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Are they sailing on asphalt?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc359.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Maybe they shouldn't have made the ship out of balsa wood.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc366.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc368.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Hey, I think the guy from the "Money For Nothing" video was down there...</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc373.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, who replaced the crew with cardboard cut-outs?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc378.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I'll go obey your orders, even though you are quite obviously not Captain Edward J. Smith..."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc384.9" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"But what happened to your beard?"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc390.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc393.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Oh shut the fuck up. I've been eating hardtack for three weeks straight."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc399" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc400.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"The comic relief section of the movie is about to start!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc406.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Okay, no more caffeine for the cutesy animal characters.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc413.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Lend me your ears!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc418.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc420.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Tone it down! You could cut haggis with that accent!</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc425.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"A birrrrrd in the had is worth two in the bush, and visitorrrs and fish stink after thrrrree days!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc431.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">So there's a subplot about mouse OSHA regulations?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc437.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">The <i>Titanic</i> was done by cheap immigrant labor? Explains a lot, really.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc443.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc445.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Another cheese name? What do you want to bet there's a Jack Gruyere-Swiss on board?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc452.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"His dishes have very little plague in them!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc457.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Hold still, I haven't finished with the boring part yet!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc466.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Fun fact: there were, in fact, <i>no</i> cats on the actual <i>Titanic</i> voyage. This was unfortunate because cats are considered to be good luck on ships, as well as useful for keeping the annoying talking rodent population down.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc475.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Ronnie has a death wish? He's REALLY going to enjoy this crossing...</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc482.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Or the kind that are so pampered and well-fed that they won't bother to chase us and will play no part in the movie at all."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc488" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Stella is voiced by Brittney of the Chipettes!</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc496.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I just wanted to ask you to never speak to me again. Bye!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc502.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Heh heh...say, isn't that Ronnie dangling over the ship's boiler right now?"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc508.2" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Evil, party of two, right this way sir..."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc513.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Well, on the plus side the ship has an abundance of apple cider.</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc519.3" class="YTC_captionOverlay">It's not easy to talk while kissing someone's hand. Try it sometime!</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc526" class="YTC_captionOverlay">When's Leo going to come in to teach these stiffs a good time, huh?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc532.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I understand you're evil, Mr. Maltravers. How's that working out for you?"</div>
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<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc540.1" class="YTC_captionOverlay">Does anyone else hear Katherine Jenkins warming up in the background?</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc546.6" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"It's the finest of the leftovers thrown into the trash from here on out!"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc551.7" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"What about wacky schemes? Or zany hijinks? Can I do those?"</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc556.8" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And by that, I mean I don't want to lose out on sleeping with your sister."</div>
<div id="0dGVOrLsnDk_tc563.4" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"You'll have to take my word for it because we don't have the artistic skill to portray it."</div>
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<div id="yi7IIJ6rl2c_tc85.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Even though you two didn't really do anything."</div>
<div id="yi7IIJ6rl2c_tc89.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="yi7IIJ6rl2c_tc185" class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And if this film hadn't changed things so that giant country was in another dimension I might be able to do that and live in Britain at the same time, but now I can't."</div>
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<div id="yi7IIJ6rl2c_tc438.5" class="YTC_captionOverlay">...come's a change in the music</div>
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc11.7"
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bondage!</div>
<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc17.9"
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc125.7"
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc138.8"
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc170"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">"And one helicoptor with a small dent in it's
undercarriage."</div>
<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc173.6"
class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc205.5"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Okay, maybe we should've brought a tank or 2."</div>
<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc209.3"
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc217"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">The insurance company isn't gonna believe this story.</div>
<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc219.3"
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc237.1"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">So he's not gonna release his mates first then?</div>
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc300.9"
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc332.1"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Okay, before I kill you I'll have a little snack."</div>
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc398.8"
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<div id="bIGjiKt0WSo_tc585.1"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">"That's twice in the last few days that I've nearly died
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc9.8"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc49.5"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc54.3"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc60.7"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc142.6"
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records of giants existing?</div>
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc166.7"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc168"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc205.4"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Because you'll have to work out what he's saying since his
English isn't that great."</div>
<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc208.8"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc211.6"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">"I don't know how anyone can like this <i>Twilight</i>
cr*p!"</div>
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc228.9"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc285.3"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc315.8"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">Three rights on the other hand...</div>
<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc319.2"
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc442.1"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">I think I've already used up my quota of Doctor Who
jokes.</div>
<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc448.4"
class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc527.1"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Bloodbottler you magnificient b*stard, I read your
book!"</div>
<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc530.9"
class="YTC_captionOverlay"></div>
<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc551.3"
class="YTC_captionOverlay">"Now I know how the Green Army Men from <i>Toy
Story</i> feel!"</div>
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<div id="pKXJnHb90Is_tc587.9"
class="YTC_captionOverlay"><br><br><a
href="http://youtubecapper.blogspot.com/search/label/KKDW">Capped by
KKDW</a><br>
<a href="http://youtubecapper.blogspot.com/">YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com</a><br><br>
<a href="http://youtubecapper.blogspot.com/2011/05/bfg-710.html">PART 7</a>
<a href="http://youtubecapper.blogspot.com/2011/06/bfg-910.html">PART 9</a> </div>
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