Saturday, February 13, 2010

Sylvia Browne's Predictions for 2009 (Part 1)

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We were. Let's see how you did.
You're not going to change them after the fact like you do on your website, are you?
Book sales down, Syl?
"Ribbit."
Puff puff. Pass. Prophecy. Prevaricate.
That wasn't the first one?
YOU'RE NOT A FRAUD!
Yes yes, my liberal sensibilities are sufficiently buttered up. Can we move on to the predictions?
Everyone expected the December interest rate cut you're referring to, and there was no cut in all of 2009.
Mexican labor?
And many things we don't.
Are we talking about lamp oil? Fish oil?
We sure did expect it though, didn't we?

You fail again, Professor Umbridge.
No, I know about Kermit Roosevelt overthrowing the elected government and installing the Shah in Iran.
All the live-long day.
Don't we see that every year?
All in December?
Strange that you didn't foresee the re-escalation in Afghanistan.
"Lending at the biggest U.S. banks has fallen more sharply than realized, despite government efforts to pump billions of dollars into the financial sector." ~The Wall Street Journal, 2009
"The tally of bank failures easily broke past the No. 100 milestone on Friday night, with regulators announcing the year's 106th closure. That's more than four times the number that were closed in 2008..." ~CNN Money, 2009
"I mean, when the party I predicted gets into the White House..."
In 2009?
With Brooks Garner. Brooks?

(Not really funny. He's just my old roommate.)
You're a psychic. Aren't you supposed to just know?
Yes, I'm sure somewhere "the islands" will have bad weather. Thank you.
"The 2009 Atlantic hurricane season was below average in activity, with a total of nine named storms and three hurricanes. For the first time since 2006, no storm brought hurricane force winds to the United States..." ~Wikipedia

"The 2009 Atlantic hurricane season was below average in activity, with a total of nine named storms and three hurricanes. For the first time since 2006, no storm brought hurricane force winds to the United States..." ~Wikipedia
"...she telephoned a psychic."
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