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Let's see...Schumacher, Schumacher...no, he's not involved here, we're safe.
I think.
"Rhett! Rhett!"
Gaaah! Forget the Phantom, save me from the creepy Boy George Twins!
So Raoul in this is a Canadian hockey player from 1985?
"I have to go, your mullet is frightening me."
Nothing says late 19th century France like electric guitar, drum kit and synthesizer hand-claps.
Ah, a wedding veil. Where else can you find a few yards of lace and some fake flowers for two hundred bucks?
Why does her mirror have a doily?
"...that my singing somehow makes the lights flicker."
This isn't a dressing room; it's a garden center.
"Hey, Christine."
"Hey, Alice, what's shaking?"
"Hey, Alice, what's shaking?"
Gaah, he scalped Cupid and made a mask!
Strange duet? You mean that Rossini one with the cats?
Either he's standing on a fan or the Phantom had a lot of beans for dinner.
It's a little known fact that Phantom of the Opera has single-handedly kept the dry ice industry afloat for over twenty years.
"Oh, and please keep your hands and arms inside the boat. There is no flash photography permitted on this ride."
I didn't know the Paris Opera House was built on an ancient burial ground. Explains a lot, really.
Why is there a rasta vampire skull mounted on the prow?
.oO(Hey, I gotta do something between Indiana Jones gigs...)
That's a normal reaction to Joan Rivers.
She must have an outboard motor under her skirt.
Geez, what a wooden expression! Who did Sarah Brightman fuck to get this part, anyway?
...Oh yeah, right.
"SOMEONE GOOSED ME!"
Sarah saw the weeping angel behind her and is afraid to blink now.
The Phantom lives in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland?
Still, it was nice of Alice Cooper to let them use his summer home for the shoot.
The opera is also haunted by the ghost of Eddie Van Halen.
Well, if you're going to have a theme wedding it makes sense to go all-out.
"Does Dracula know you borrowed his outfit?"
That's not a cape, it's a set of Isis wings!
"...and your Milano cookies!"
"Now, Christine, you are ready to take your place as lead singer of the Bangles!"
Please tell me that's a snake on her headdress...
Is it wise to do LSD before going onstage?
Your conductor tonight, Alan Cumming!
One night only at the Luxor!
"Love me, that's all I ask of you, eh?"
.oO(Jesus, she's tanking out there!)
You know, she'd probably sing better if you stopped yelling at her...
Soprano Yoga with Sarah Brightman!
This won't work; the chandelier will just get caught in his hair.
Still, this isn't nearly as ridiculous a concept as Love Never Dies...
That is one sharp butter knife!
"SAVE MY MULLET!!"
Ooh, must be the opera's time of the month.
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