Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn 1987 Part 9

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um...sorry could you say that again?

That's the cameraman? Sam Raimi must really belive in equal oppertunities!

why the Winodows Movie Maker transition?

"The Hand shall always triumph b*tch!"

"I wanted to do that!"

and the TARDIS comes shooting out of it

wait...is the camerman the Abzorbaloff?

okay...guy who uplaoded this...WHAT'S WITH THESE TRANSITIONS?

Raimi: HEY YOU STUPID TIME RIFT, GIMME BACK MY CAR!

"Oh cr*p."

"Two was enough Raimi, don't make me star in another one of these movies!"

Hey it's that episode of Pokemon that gave everyone seizures!

Raimi: Oh crud, I bet that ruined the suspension!

"Oh no I ended up in Kansas!"

"Ni!"

"I am a servant of Harryhausen, I will destroy you all!"

"I love you Sir."

"Why are you telling me what the weather is goign to be like?"

CATERRING
Ian's Scones

ACTION BY
HAVOC

HAVOC BY
Bruce Campbell

Okay...what was the point of that one?

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Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn 1987 Part 8

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and the fans watch that bit another dozen times before moving on to the rest of the film

"Sorry, just need to stretch my roots."

I guess they lost the key

"No this isn't one of them, this is the last page of The Deathly Hallows."

"That's a page from Twilight."

"It was probably just the wind."

"Why are you guys always grabbing me by the hair?"

"Look, up on the ceiling."
"It's a bird."
"It's a plane."
"It's SUPERZOMBIE!"

"Oh snap he's not dead!"

and he wets himself

does she realize that she's now made it easier for him to slice through her neck?

and the guy who did the poster for Alien Vs Predator gets an idea

Oh good, Whomping Willows

"THIS CAMERAMAN'S BIG MOMENT!"

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Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn 1987 Part 7

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"Ok, I've always wanted to join the headless hunt!"

"CAMPBELL SMASH!"

"PULL MY FINGER!"

like the aliens from Signs, people possessed by evil spirits can't get through wooden doors.

and they're very annoyed about it

"Well I never liked you anyway."

"ummm...AHHH?"

"Hello again."

"Hey, while your down there could you get those pages back?"

.oO I wonder how much I can get for this on E-Bay

"Here's Johny!"

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Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn 1987 Part 6

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"We're surrounded by sound effects!"

"Well that was weird!"

"Oh that's where my dad kept his pet Thunderstorm."

"That way, no of us will die alone."

"And you know what they say, 'curiosity killed Bruce Campbell'!"

"SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!"

"It turned me into a special effect!"

"So, we get rid of the problem by doing the same thing that started all this, yeah that seems like a smart move."

"Well I'm going to be having nightmares about that for the rest of my life."

"Hi, remember me?"

"Screw this Raimi, I'm out of here!"

"Grr I'm Cherrymon Grr!

the trees wanted to do the hugging for once

"Oh this is such a drag."

"Actually, this is kinda fun, WEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Ow...ow...ow...ow..."

"The cameraman has her now."

"It's a bit of foreshadowing."

"So we can eat it, the flesh of a dark spirit is actually very tasy."

"Where it will then re-appear in Cardiff where it will be Torchwood's problem."

"I've killed Sam Raimi and taken his place."

"That's not what was in the script!"

"The zombie in the cellar can use them as toilet paper."

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Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn 1987 Part 5

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"Oh my god, we'e in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequal!"

♪ Don't you open that TRAP DOOR
you're a fool if you dare
Stay away from that TRAP DOOR
'cause there's something down ther ♪

"Great, now I have brain damage!"

"I now realise that doing that was the most idiotic thing imaginable!"

HFV

"I guess it was because I kept forgetting to do the washing up!"

"Oh cr*p!"

"OH YEAH!!"

"THIS PLACE HAS RATS, I HATE RATS!!"

told you there was something down there

you know, when she said she'd swallow his soul I don't think this is what she had in mind

"I've been framed!"

why didn't the rest of them think of that?

"Mmmm, that's good eyeball!"

"Bad zombie, stay in the cellar!"

"And it has a camera."

"It's name is...Pooh."

"And that thing isn't either!"

♪ 'cause this is thriller ♪

"Mmmm....hair!"

well there goes that idea

"He slimed me!"

"I was thinking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that really is funny."

bloody possessed clock

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Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn 1987 Part 4

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Wait, haven't we already seen this bit?

"Heave...heave...heave"

"Who would've thought Bruce Campbell could be so heavy!"

"I shall call you Thing."

And the book undernath that one is called 100 Terrible Puns to Make Your Freinds Groan

"Well I'm stumped."

First Person Shooter: THE MOVIE

"Come on, get on with it."

"My own hand is insulting me!"

no, that was a nice wall!

Sam Raimi's The House that Bled to Death

Raimi: Sorry Bruce, left the tap running there, hope it wasn't a problem!

"This film ammuses me!"

the Pixar Lamp's evil brother

"Everything in this place laughs maniacally, I must be in Pee Wee's EVIL Playhouse!"

"BIG HUG!"

"Oh my gosh, other characters, I don't believe it!"

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Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn 1987 Part 2

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"Grr, I'm a shack, grr!"

"Danm I just realised I'm the only actor left, I've gotta carry this movie all by myself!"

Why does the sun always look huge in movies?

"COME BACK, CAMERAMAN NEED LIFT!"

I hope Raimi doesn't find out what you did to his car

"No, keep away from you creepy cameraman!"

oh it seems the camerman didn't want to play Hide and Seek

♫ CAMERAMAN IS WALKING BACKWARDS FOR CHIRSTMAS ♫

Bruce Campbell re-enacts a scene from Genesis of the Daleks

meanwhile in a different movie entirely...

"Have Babel Fish ready."

"In the Year 2000 every home will have its own self playing piano"

"Oh yeah I had a girlfriend didn't I!"

ah the grave marker must've been from an Ed Wood movie

Oh good, a Dullahan, just what this movie needed!

.oO I shouldn't have taken those drugs!

"You're mother sucks c*cks in hell."

"Well that was weird."

"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

"OH MY GOD A CHAIR!"

"I'm sitting in something wet!"

"Sometimes you just can't get rid of a head!"

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Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn 1987 Part 1

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oh come on, that'll just make the kid want to watch it even more. If you want the kids to not watch it you'd better say THIS FILM IS OLD, BORING AND REALLY REALLY LONG

they decided not to use the sled for their vanity plate since they didn't want to give out spoilers

wait isn't that a copy of The Monster Book of Monsters?

OOO WAH WAH

and by "Evil worlds beyond" we mean Halloween Town

so after the last episode of Excel Saga then

because they couldn't find a pen or a pencil

some say it was sold on E-Bay

A MICHELANGELO FILM

ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

"Say, weren't there some people with us?"
"What do you mean?"
"You know, some freinds, your sister."
"Nope, no idea what you're talking about."

"It's only a model."
"Shh!"

"A magnifying glass necklace, just what I always wanted."

"Though I'd be much happier if you gave me your Pikachu!"

Raimi: "What did you say about my car?"

"No I'm not."

"Your mission, should you chose to accept it..."

meanwhile, in an Indiana Jones film...

Wait, at the start you said it was called Necronomicon Ex- Mortis

The sky will be darkened by the wings of many bats. The fallen people will invoke the name of the undead king. When the clock strikes the hour of the beast, it will reveal its true form as the beast. Angels will shoot arrows of Hope and Light at the loved ones of those they had been sent to protect. And a miracle will happen. Please always recycle.

Ugliest. Book cover. Ever.

"I'm only reciting the passages from some evil book, what's the worst that could happen?"

"HERE'S CAMERAMAN!"

"HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A CAMERAMAN!"

"Oh no, someone broke my favourite window!"

"Boo!"

If you can keep you're head while all around you are losing they's, then why not treat yourself ot one of my exceedingly good cakes!

"I'm gonna have a hard time explaning this to her parents, 'Hey Mr and Mrs Linda's Parents, sorry you're duaghter hasn't come home, she got possessed by an evil book so I had to decapitate her and bury her in the woods!"

"Take that ground!"

the cameraman seems to have gotten lost

"I hated that door anyway!"

"HELP, THIS CAMERAMAN IS DOING STRANGE THINGS TO ME!"

"Ow my tree!"

"Ow my puddle!"

Wow, that must be one really polluted puddle!

The fog is called home by its parents

"KAHN!"

"AHHH, I just dreamt I was in Kansas!"

you know what, these wood are quite pretty in daylight

wow what a big sun!

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