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Serrano's Piss Hollywood
When I was a kid, I was always disappointed when the Warner Brothers' logo wasn't immediately followed by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. I have a feeling this movie is going to cause the same reaction.
Meanwhile, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is starting!
Huh, I didn't know Morgan Freeman had Native American blood...
Jet Li!
Dumbo II: The Revenge
...the sullying of all you hold dear!
Oh hey, it's a...
What? Oh, look, they're...
Hey, no fair taking the images down before I can caption them!
o/...Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gaaaaay!...o/
Rankin/Bass demanded their credit be shown for the shortest possible amount of time.
So, this movie is like watching feathers and bird shit? Works for me.
"WORSHIP THE BATCH!"
And once again, "adapted"="raped and left huddled crying in a back alley."
Who are they kidding? NOBODY will ever equal Grover's interpretation of the king!
THIS IS GOD! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP TAINTING THE RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN LEGACY!!
Walt Disney's Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
They're just not worried about the storm tearing up the sails and rigging, I guess.
Kid, if you're expecting Leonardo diCaprio to rescue you I've got bad news...
Stoopid Monkey.
Kid, this is exactly what Darwin was talking about...
Abu never gave Aladdin this kind of trouble.
"Whoops, better put these flammable books next to the unsecured lit candle being tossed violently about by the storm..."
"Come on, Moonshee! Hollywood law demands that we have a cute animal companion!"
"Look lady, I don't tell you how to take care of your kid, do I? Though Lord knows you could use some pointers..."
"I knew I should have gotten a parrot instead!"
"What do you think of my new flatscreen?"
"Anachronistic jokes?"
The Dorky Buddha.
This is how Christopher Hitchens believes all religious leaders act.
"EVERY kingdom needs an evil adviser!"
No matter where you go in the world, the bad guy always has an English accent.
He's just been bitter ever since he got beat out for the role of Jafar.
You know, you have to try really hard to create a character who's more of an offensive stereotype than the characters who were written in the 1950s.
Hey Mohawk dude, you mind switching your evil television over to the game for a sec? I just want to check the score.
Did he turn into an orc?
Richard Simmons isn't this flamboyant!
It's a mood iguana!
It's not even five minutes in and the teeth thing is already old.
Hey, Mutiny on the Bounty is on!
Is that magic or a migraine?
Your acting?
That was THIS close to being the vanity plate for the Rank Group.
Dammit, the screen's all fuzzy. Could you send Dorky Buddha up to adjust the dish?
Malificent!
Well, if she falls overboard her skirts can act as a flotation device.
Puff is back--and this time, it's PERSONAL!
I think I know where the kid gets his survival instincts from.
Yep, in a crisis, it's always fight or flight or...whistle.
Maybe by whistling she can blow out the flames...
"Look, we're sorry about the eel pie last night..."
She hasn't learned How Not to be Seen.
"Hey lady, would you mind whistling your way over to the damn harpoon gun?"
.oO(Singing? That bitch crazy!)
"That's nice, now do you know 'Nearer My God to Thee'?"
Just put your lips together and...pant, apparently.
Unfortunately the dragon's a Kander and Ebb fan.
*chomp*
Her relentless optimism is what's REALLY scaring them.
Whistle Twin Powers ACTIVATE!
Now I know why so many women in the 19th century wound up in asylums.
Wait, aren't snakes deaf?
Don Bluth's Oliver!
Ew, no standing akimbo, please.
"Okay boys, play along, then TOSS THEM OVERBOARD!"
o/...Heeeeey, Macarena!...o/
Dragons are allergic to group numbers.
Okay, so what are you going to do about the fact that the hold's been taking on water throughout your entire song?
"Oh Louis...you never were that bright."
Oh, like YOU'RE one to be mocking his acting.
Unfortunately, the whistling philosophy proved less effective when the powder magazine exploded...
"Not too much between despair and ecstasy, though."
"Louis, do you like plays about gladiators?"
"No ma'am, that's a boat."
"Dorky Buddha's just there for the comic relief, though."
"Um, sorry, sometimes I randomly belch speech balloons. I'm getting treatment for it, don't worry."
"Observe my knickers!"
"Really? Cause I read on Weather Underground there was a high chance of fire and lightning belching sea serpents in the area..."
"Or are you just here on a sex tour?"
If he were any oilier you could make French fries with him.
"I have the Herpes B to remember you by..."
"And you'll need a cute marketable creature where you're going!"
Walt Disney's Outbreak
Oh, that explains your act.
Could we get the subtitles back for this guy, plase?
The famous Cardboard Gates of Thailand!
Yay, we're going to Disneyland!
This is the IKEA Erotica equivalent of Scenery Porn.
Next on Cribs...
Oh please, don't give this guy any reprises...
Cool, a shadow play version of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!
Meanwhile in Silvermoon City...
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