Tuesday, February 1, 2011

ALLERGY - A MAJOR BREAK-THROUGH IN CURING MOST HEALTH PROBLEMS!

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ARIAL: THE OFFICIAL FONT OF QUACKDOM

I don't trust any doctor who can't afford a shotgun mic.
"The pain of a two year old makes me feel nothing."
"...none."
REBOOT
"NEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEERVOUS system."
Not if you're choking.
"What? DON'T JUDGE ME!"
We don't?
ARE you a doctor?
I only ask because there appears to be a boating poster where your diploma should be.
New V8 Heroin!
Like Windows XP.
But a bitch ain't one.
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
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There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TA                             
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TAKE                           
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TAKE ELE                       
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TAKE ELECTRI                   
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TAKE ELECTRICITY               
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TAKE ELECTRICITY               
SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly! 
>                               
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TAKE ELECTRICITY               
SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly! 
>BU                             
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TAKE ELECTRICITY               
SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly! 
>BURN                           
There is an ELECTRICITY here!    
>TAKE ELECTRICITY               
SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly! 
>BURN IT                        
Not Jodi BENSON!?!
But what about heroin?
Do you need a magazine? You look like you're full of sh*t.
I always get this guy at the express checkout.
"Add a rhinestone..."
Suppose away.
He calls it Health Scam?!?
"...except in your anus."
Enough for what?
Things.
Aside from your personality.
Not the Antikythera machine.
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?‡#%$! Not a legal health claim.
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But the franchise goes downhill after Health Scan X-2.
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He said, not making eye contact.
You must have travelled widely to be a quack.
Wouldn't they just buy a scheming little dink like you out and make trillions on the patent?
Quinannually?
What percent of that percentage was pulled out of your ass?
I notice you haven't electrocuted that thing off your face yet.
"Lick a 9v battery every day, and..."
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

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