ARIAL: THE OFFICIAL FONT OF QUACKDOM
I don't trust any doctor who can't afford a shotgun mic.
"The pain of a two year old makes me feel nothing."
"...none."
REBOOT
"NEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEERVOUS system."
Not if you're choking.
"What? DON'T JUDGE ME!"
We don't?
ARE you a doctor?
I only ask because there appears to be a boating poster where your diploma should be.
New V8 Heroin!
Like Windows XP.
But a bitch ain't one.
There is an ELECTRICITY here!
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There is an ELECTRICITY here!
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There is an ELECTRICITY here!
>TAKE
There is an ELECTRICITY here!
>TAKE ELE
There is an ELECTRICITY here!
>TAKE ELECTRI
There is an ELECTRICITY here!
>TAKE ELECTRICITY
There is an ELECTRICITY here!
>TAKE ELECTRICITY
SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly!
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There is an ELECTRICITY here!
>TAKE ELECTRICITY
SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly!
>BU
There is an ELECTRICITY here!
>TAKE ELECTRICITY
SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly!
>BURN
There is an ELECTRICITY here!
>TAKE ELECTRICITY
SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly!
>BURN IT
Not Jodi BENSON!?!
But what about heroin?
Do you need a magazine? You look like you're full of sh*t.
I always get this guy at the express checkout.
"Add a rhinestone..."
Suppose away.
He calls it Health Scam?!?
"...except in your anus."
Enough for what?
Things.
Aside from your personality.
Not the Antikythera machine.
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But the franchise goes downhill after Health Scan X-2.
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He said, not making eye contact.
You must have travelled widely to be a quack.
Wouldn't they just buy a scheming little dink like you out and make trillions on the patent?
Quinannually?
What percent of that percentage was pulled out of your ass?
I notice you haven't electrocuted that thing off your face yet.
"Lick a 9v battery every day, and..."
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
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