Thursday, January 28, 2010

Kidd Video--The Dream Machine (3 of 3)

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This is why you don't riff on movies with dial-up.
It's actually a nice place without all the minions of Hell.
"All this damsel-in-distressing is wearing me out!"
Peter Billingsley as a teen.
"What are they going to do, make me take a test I'd forgotten about until now?"
WE'RE IN UR HOTEL GIVIN U NIHTMARES
"Good, then quit talking like that!"
"Wait, this isn't Dick Tracy's watch! My bad!"
Um, you should probably be more specific when using the phrase "put them to sleep" with a bunch of cats....
Did that actually happen, or was that one of the freaky nightmare things?
"Rick Springfield is on Letterman tonight!"
He must be the Shaggy of the group.
Aaaand their grating evil laughter wakes him right back up.
Well, when you're not bound by the laws of geometry and physics...
"Crap, he probably got a hold of the Necronomicon again..."
Ewww, he's having erotic dreams about guitars!
"It's time for school!"
Yeah, I had a dream like this after failing on the Zack Wylde guitar battle at 95% for the umpteenth time...
TOUCHDOWN!
Big surprise.
Well, at least he wasn't dreaming about a sousaphone...
I really didn't need to know about Ash's tentacle rape dreams...
"Why can't you dream about naked women like every other teenage boy?"
Great, so far we've seen erotic attachments to fish and musical instruments. I don't want to know what the guy with the trash can monster was dreaming about...
Whoa, did we suddenly get the Japanese dub by mistake?
Good thing Kidd is trained in anime fu...
So, guitars can be brought down by a swift kick to the fretboard. Good to know.
"Owowowsplintersow..."
"Guess what Carla, my bikini zone is now smoother than yours!"
"Sorry, it's late, that's the best one-liner I can come up with..."
What, make bad jokes?
It looks kind of like a TV camera with a bike helmet attached.
BLUE RASPBERRY POWER!!!
You know, sometimes a giant monster guitar is just a giant monster guitar.
"Dammit, where's the hyper-allergic fairy when I need her?"
Good thing Kidd is a champion lumberjack as well.
Oooh, lot of cavities in your resonating chamber. Have you been flossing?
Well, why should it be different than the rest of the episode?
Yeah, that kind of goes with the "cruelness" territory...
The Hotel Exxon Valdez
You think they'd be used to this sort of thing by now...
And the fallout left West End City a barren wasteland, the end.
So, our heroes...did nothing, really. Okay, then.
WE CAN HAZ BAND-AIDZ?
"Who's a trio of widdle cute henchmen? Yes you is!"
"Nope, it's a lynching for you this time."
"Which is not, I repeat, NOT the container from the bad-dream-sucking vacuum cleaner!"
Well, so much for cats being cunning...
"Yeah, yeah, can we get back to salah now?"
"Damn, there's a childproof cap!"
And so kids, the infrastructure and public services of Flipside collapsed because nobody paid their taxes. The End.
"Oh no, I'm having a fifth heart attack!"
"What's that? You want Apple Blossom to join us?"
Is he dreaming or cross-promoting other 80s cartoons?
So it's just a walking Coleman cooler, basically...
With rapier wit like that, no wonder he's the leader.
And the madness of the Flipside has finally gotten to them.
"Mmmm, tastes like engine grease."
Wonder what happened to those dancing bulls? They never really followed up on that...
Ah, good. I was thinking the episode wouldn't be complete without one more lame 80s musical sequence.
He's studying that painting of Vigo the Carpathian...
"Okay, now can we get the glee club in two lines..."
Meet the Dweebles
"Hang on, let me see if I can get a park employee to take a picture of all of us together..."
Dykeish in front, stringy in back...
"Oh, what I wouldn't give to run my fingers through her stiff, over-moussed hair..."
Those keyboard guitars never really caught on...
She's kind of got a frumpy ballet look going...
"Yeah, you want my bland attractiveness."
Back in the old days when they had to develop porn by hand.
"Okay, wet my lips, I'm an animal! Good..."
Posing for the 1987 Sears Wish List.
Billy Ray Cyrus called, he wants his hair back.
I guess he hasn't got to the "focus" part of his photography class...
"Okay, now look even frumpier..."
A video about the high-pressure world of high school senior photos...
Oh, he's into scrapbooking!
"Finally, a paper doll of my own!"
Early Photoshop was time-consuming...
It's just a starter stalker wall, but I like what he's done so far...
SFMOMA paid handsomely for his "Reflections on a Mulleted Girl"...
Well, at least they've got the Jonas Brothers beat as a manufactured pop group...




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