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This translation is provided for the educational enrichment of the YouTube Captioning public regarding the unique cultural voice of Tagalog-language drama.
I'm afraid you're just not cut out to be a vet tech.
You can keep the scrubs, but please leave.
I've never said this after one class.
You faking it too?
No-
Come on! Doctor Teeth looks more like a pediatrician.
Come on! Doctor Teeth looks more like a pediatrician.
You're not a pedo, are you?
Because if you are, I've got a trunk full of items that might interest you...
Who are THEY to judge us?! Know what I mean?
Right?
I'm trying to catch the Phantom!
I'm sorry the... disease has only gotten worse.
I can tell.
With every minute that goes by, your son turns more and more into Jaden Smith.
Untalented. Yes.
Neve Campbell!
We've never met this Phantom. How can we be turning into "B" list celebrities?
They say he might be tainting drinks to terrorize people.
Seriously, though. Am I really starting to look like Robin Tunney?
Um...
Not... Who's Robin Tunney?
You know...
I do?
I do?
From The Craft?
Well! If it isn't the bitches of Eastwick.
I can't believe you're BOTH turning into cast members of The Craft.
Laaaaame!
Laaaaame!
Look! It's Danielle Panabaker and post-scrappy-cuteness Claire Danes.
It's better than being Neve Campbell and... oh wait, what was her name? She never did another film again.
Robin Tunney? Bitch is on "The Mentalist" these days, skank.
Oh, that's right! And The Zodiac, right?
Zodiac, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Downey, Jr.?
No, The Zodiac, with Macaulay Culkin's kid brother.
But really, "Neve." How's it going? Thought of releasing an album since riding the Scream franchise into the ground?
...as in "GWARs Doug?" [GWAR-style scatting.]
They say it's reversible!
Get real! At least I caught someone no one's ever heard of. No one remembers Disney's Sky High.
Seriously. Kurt Russell in a big foam suit? You've got to rent it.
She probably thinks if they catch the Phantom they'll be able to reverse the effects.
Get used to it, honey. The blank. Test pattern. Stare. You're going to have it for a long time!
Everything all right?
Um... You got a huge dose of Ryan Seacrest, didn't you?
Whatever. It could have been Simon Cowell.
When you're bumping uglies tonight, it'll be like a porno VH1 special.
Sleep tight, kids.
I threw up a little just now.
Is it possible to wash my mind's eye out with bleach?
I am never going to eat again!
Bumping... ug-uglies...
"Come on, son."
"You can tell me."
I don't know how to explain this, doc.
The Phantom has gotten to each one of my friends... but not me.
Do you think you're feeling a sort of survivor's guilt?
You may just be so bland that it's not taking.
You know, I actually thought I was turning into Ricky Martin this weekend.
I went out and bought some Menudo tracksuits, came out on my blog...
"Maybe it will help..."
If we imagine there is no Phantom per se.
You look about as imposing as David Schwimmer...
"Just about." Why?
"And maybe..."
"This can help too."
"It will be our little secret, son."
You take this.
Essence of Neve Campbell? I can't accept this.
You'd look good as a stiff "B" actress.
Thanks. The Janet Reno never quite took.
It all...
It started out innocently enough.
A little essence of Tim Robbins here and there...
Bob Hoskins. I got hooked on Gerald McRaney.
Pretty soon everyone's doing it.
But not admitting it. Like listening to Boston.
Thanks for the David Schwimmer and the advice.
"I appreciate this conversation."
It may be Matt LeBlanc.
I can live with that.
I'm sorry.
All I could score you was Robin Tunney. She was on "Prison Break." Kind of.
Her hair didn't really fall out. It was a bald cap.
Driver?
Yo?
How good is this Mark Ericson guy?
If you can't be the real person you want to be
Why not be someone who looks like someone else?
They must be famous for a reason, not just by random chance...
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