Clean Coal Success Story

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

Fishing next to a 50 year old coal plant. Get ready for the Big Lie, folks.

Rednecks?

"Far as we could get from this sh** hole."

"Tha's right."

SOFT FOCUS = SINCERITY

UNRELATED TESTIMONIALS = RAPPORT

"...your wife."

I should say so!

"Still f*ckin' your wife, Ted."

That's easy to remember.

You put little suits on steam?

"We're going to be using steel, which is metal. And burn coal, which burns."

♫ Heeeeeeeere they come to snuff the Bruce Na... ♫

It can't be that important...

Enter your own damn text.

It means 40% efficiency, vs. the 37% of hundred-year-old technology.

PARTIAL FOCUS = EVEN MORE SINCERITY
(Added in post.)

TIME LAPSE CLOUDS = THOUGHTFULNESS
(Also works with bodies of water, stars, hilly forests.)

It's basically a big Dirt Devil.

"And about 5 million tons of CO2 per annum."

If you'd like to know what these a**holes are actually on about, Council Bluffs #4 happened to be the first coal plant built after the EPA began forcing the power industry to reduce mercury emissions. There are three older plants on the site, each releasing 5x the mercury of #4. We have two more minutes -- think they'll mention any of this?

GREEN STUFF = FRIENDLY

They're circulating, are they?

Rape, larceny, poor dental hygiene...

You built. A fourth. Plant.
That means more pollution, you carpetbagging twat.

"And global warming was made up by Al Gore, so..."

"Fish sticks."

Walri? Kid's nothing if not ambitious. And a bit stupid.

I'm sorry, which disease did you catch?

I only speak New England Redneck, can you repeat large portions of that?

TMI, dude.

"That was no fish, that was my wife!"

*boom!*

FAMILY TESTIMONIAL = TRUST

"Just not in any way that affects me."

BACKLIGHTING + FILL = CALM

"Something heavier than the lure."

MULTIPLE MATCH CUTS = CLOSURE

HITACHI: Doing the Minimum Required by Law™
And expecting a handjob for it!

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