Sunday, July 11, 2010

The BFG (1/10)

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OOOOOWAAAAHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
DANGERMOUSE: THE MOVIE
a movie about a really large fire-arm
let's hope that he actually likes this one then
Brian could never work out why he came second for the Produced by credit despite the fact that it came first in the studios name
"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."
NO BOYS ALOWWED, NOT EVEN CROSSDRESSERS
"I'll just take a dump on the Santa entrance."
RULES
NO VIbES
NO bEVIS
NO bEVIS
NO VIbES
"I'm sorry Miss Offscreen."
"I just realised...I'M A CARTOON!"
ATTACK OF THE 5Oft DEATH EATER
Kilroy was here
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come had made a terrible miscalculation of scale
a giant Vuvuzela
so the giant is in fact a made scientist
that face looks like it should be in a Monty Python cartoon
"I'm not here, honest."
Audience, will you please give a big hand to...
"Finders keepers."
"I regret nothing."
I don't remember there being anything about passing through the space/time vortex in the book
So giants come from Tattooine then
Giants obviously aren't aware of the concept of dental hygiene
"Whatever it is, it obviously likes to play hide and seek."
"That's called racism young lady."

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