Strawberry Sex by Ken Hirai

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That must've been quite a wreck. Look at his pants.

← BECAUSE HE'S RICH

Passed over by the Steppenwolf tour. This had better be a new low.

"YOU'RE FANTASTIC, POWER LINES!"

Good. Stare at her boobs. American girls love that.

Failed cosmetology school on a 1.3 GPA

Is this seriously all the blonde they could afford?

*ejaculates*

"I like you despite your weird face."

Is it time for the racism then?

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Roots

Guess not.

Don't you hate it when you meet a girl's mom, and the "After" picture ruins the "Before" picture?

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(BLACK HAIR)          

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                                             (BLONDE HAIR)

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(BLACK HAIR)          

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                                             (BLONDE HAIR)

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(BLACK HAIR)          

The weirdface girl must be playing hitchhiker king of the hill.

"Ever ride in a lozenge?"

What did we talk about, dude?

Three more hits and he's dead.

Did the director have a fetish for creepy smiles?

*ejaculates painfully*

Enough with Mrs. Robinson poolside. It's time for the Jimmy Swaggart fantasy.

(Technically that's just strawberry foreplay.)

"Objectivism is the only logical philosophy!"

"No, behavioral psychology has laid waste to its fundamental tenets!"

Like he's never done a tranny in Thailand.

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Did he really want to ride in the hearse?

Finally! There's the racism. And a touch more homophobia because you asked nicely.

"Oh hey, you're bluffing!"

A bored Jersey housewife and a community college anthropology major. Aren't you straight pimping.

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That's smart.

If you lose enough they comp your room.

I'll bet anything the ball doesn't land on perineum tonight.

Welcome to America

"Hey, it's me. The gay guy from the car. This whole thing has been a repressed homosexual allegory. Why don't you party with me tonight?"

"A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION IS REALLY HERE!"

*wah wah waaah*

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