Well in the first 3 seconds have convinced me that this is not worth watching.
"S.A.L. demands that you stop gurning at the camera."
Because that's all a Gerry Anderson show is, a bunch of explosions.
Not badly photoshopped, honest.
And this guy must be the alien on board
"It's only a model."
"Shh."
"The Bunsun Burner isn't very good at cooking them though."
"Dammit, that was a rental."
"Hard to belive this was made in the 1960s."
"TO WIKIPEDIA!"
"The internet hasn't heard of it."
Our heroes ladies and gentlemen.
"Hey, I'll have you know I'm the most handsome man on Mars."
"Even though she wasn't in this episode."
"I want you to shut up and go away."
"This show will only last 13 episodes and then everyone will forget about it."
"What an awful catchphrase!"
Evil Zordon
"I'll bet my horrible accent on it."
"Not after being in this you won't."
"They did that last Tuesday."
"That explosion was from a completely different scene!"
"And so was that one!"
"And I'm talking about us."
"If Gerry Anderson wasn't still alive he'd be spinning in his grave right now!"
Why did you do that?
I don't know who's stupider, Trip, or the computer.
And why did you put in that clip from a different episode?
Are we doing the Turbocharged Thunderbirds version of Cry Wolf as well?
"...line?"
"And I still stand by that remark."
"Since I won't have another job after this show."
OH DEAR GOD!
"By the way, when did you become live action?"
"As do those two idiots you've got up on Thunderbird 5."
That phrase was cool until you said it.
Even the awesome launch scene sucks in this version.
We don't need International Rescue, we need Barry Gray to rescue us.
Gee, I knew Thunderbird 1 was fast but I didn't think it was THAT fast!
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