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Did it involve sexual blackmail?
Like Ken Lay?
Nothing says "magical" like plunking down your credit card after spending $300 on admission.
"No 900 numbers please."
"Cut defense spending!" "Fight global warming!" "Floss!"
"Kim, there's an airliner headed for Snow White's Castle!"
ONLY MINIATURE GOLF CAN SAVE THE WORLD NOW!
Assassinate the man you find in the Sportsman's Shoppe. Press OK.
So... Saving the world then. Yup.
Stomp his teeth. Press OK.
Dodge real sniper fire. Retaliate. Press OK.
Another f***ing golf ball. Fantastic.
Of course it was bricked up. Press OK.
"But you'll never be the same after killing your first villain."
Just one?
"Look for the weeping English major."
(8-8.5)
Depending on how dumb your child is.
"Gap Kids ad here I come!"
Throw phone in lagoon. Press OK.
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