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Hey Edgar, if you're just phoning it in these days, could you add some more tits? Thanks.
Starring
NOT ENTIRELY JOAN CRAWFORD
NOT ENTIRELY JOAN CRAWFORD
Starring
PUFF McMANMUSCLE
PUFF McMANMUSCLE
Starring
GOMER PYLE
GOMER PYLE
And Featuring
DICK COCKY and WET STAINES
DICK COCKY and WET STAINES
With
ONIONHEAD KLINGER and the BLACKFACE KID
ONIONHEAD KLINGER and the BLACKFACE KID
A
DAVID DUKE
Production
DAVID DUKE
Production
Next Exit
GAS
FOOD
LODGING
GAS
FOOD
LODGING
Scene 3½
"Then how do we know about them?"
"Better schools," if you know what I mean. Posh assholes.
"An invisible plane!"
WE - MUST - STOP - WONDER - WOMAN - AT - ALL - COSTS
Speak of the devil...
Not so much scenes as notions.
Tag out.
"...monkey screwing little sh*t."
Marooned in the jungle with nothing but her wits and a book of Marks & Spencer dress patterns...
"In that python."
Shouldn't it have passed over by now?
Relax, they're just having a tailgate party.
Hands above your waist while running, that's a good girl.
JUNGLE GIRL!
"Jennifer Connelly too."
"Mom said it might get cold."
*thunk*
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
It's been three seconds.
"If you know what I mean."
This'll be easy to smooth over.
Eventually...
Days later...
It makes you wonder why he didn't think of that.
Clearly, this is not southern California...
"How did you get here?"
"I think I know what you mean..."
Scene 17¼
Scene 17.999999999...
"If you know what I mean."
"That's my line!"
"That's my line!"
"If you... *cough*... know what I mean...."
"Well, besides that fiver..."
"Exposed her to fresh air, sunshine, and regular physical activity!"
Why is there a giant ear behind him?
Ice cream!
Well, he's secured TARP funds.
"Give up? A Hypocritical Oaf. Get it? Oh, I've got thousands of them."
"You just go start the plane..."
"Classic sitcom rules. Good."
"Stanton's not the sharpest pecker in the wood, if you... well, you know."
"Condoms..."
He should get some spackle for that wall back there too.
*click*
"You there! Are you chosen from the bravest men of the tribe?"
"No."
"See? Lying guards."
"No."
"See? Lying guards."
"Step through this awkward edit and I'll show you."
Did you get all that? It might be important later in the episode. Does anyone need a pencil?
"That should be enough white rice."
Anything?
"That shouldn't cause a problem."
PUSH IN
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Of course he does. You're playing him too, aren't you?
"...foxtrot."
"...freely exploitable workforce!"
Edited by a cokehead with his own used razor blades.
( JUNGLE GIRL! )
She'd probably laugh at the notion of a villain named "Bradley."
"Mercury is in retrograde!"
For what?
Even gunning people down he's got that hangdog "just finished masturbating" look.
(An even sillier sounding name than "Bradley.")
"What? Hey, that's brilliant!"
"I'll use my milkshake to bring them to the-"
"Don't put that in my head."
"Don't put that in my head."
=0_0=
Man, the original Fitzcarraldo sucked.
JUNGLE GIRL!
At this point we're editing just to make it end sooner.
"Who?"
"What?"
"How?"
"Where?"
"Why?"
"Who cares?"
"Beat it!"
♬ ...you believe in life after love... ♬
They might as well be hiding behind a rack of postcards.
Their bow and arrows must have all jammed.
.oO(My friggin' hero)
ANTICIPATE
FOLLOW THROUGH
If you liked the daring stunts in 'West Side Story'...
"She should be cooked through."
"Well, I was burned to death, but..."
"What? What were you f*cknuts DOING out here!?!"
"To get knackered."
That we... saw.
(What spear?)Oo.
*BAMF*
"I'm here now!"
"I'm here now!"
Chirpa? The chief of the ewoks?
Ooh. Awkward.
"Prepare to be nimble!"
"How fascinating."
"My nuts!"
NEXT WEEK
Chapter Two
A NIGHT ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN
Chapter Two
A NIGHT ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN
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