How to Build a Large Family

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.oO(That... bitch...)

"...for sex."

It's strangely hard to scrub the bullshit smell from a hyphenated URL.

"...or sobriety, or even the inclination..."

Often?

A) Family planning  C) Rupert Grint        

B) Bacon            D) Their daughters seek
                        to fill the loveless
                   void by getting
                    knocked up at 15

Wait, what? Back up...

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"Building a warren of tents and shacks, if necessary."

"Somehow."

(Just not one-on-one.)

"...you try to remember their names..."

That is a dangerous twitch.

"Or help them with their homework. Which is good, because most of you probably can neither read nor write."

"Just take it! Take it, bitch! F*CK FOR JESUS! *sob* Daddy, stop hitting Mommy..."

You get a phone call in prison.

"...shepherds them, if you will..."

"Mommy, I have a nail in my head."

"Stop being so needy and demanding, dear."

Unlike your husband, a tool who doesn't work.

"But what do I know? I'm just a woman."

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HORRIBLE HISTORIES - Wife Swap: Spartans and Athenians

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"Please hire me, I need work desperatly!"

And no 300 jokes please

"And you will obey me."

"Well..that's what they're supposed to be doing anyway."

Never mind that, why does someone from Ancient Greece have a Yorkshire accent?

.oO My wife loves it when I talk like that

"I was banned from hunting two years ago after the incident with the badger and the King's wife."

"So, I'm really sending you grave robbing rather then hunting."

Little known fact: Ancient Greeks invented the video camera

"While the boys learn how to be obsessed with shopping and makeup."

"Really it's just an excuss for the actors to cross-dress."

PWND!

"And if you wanted a really good night out you'd have a war with the Persians."

WOOO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

"And if I did I'd have voted Monster Raving Looney anyway."

"Taste's like chicken."

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