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Do cartoon heroines just not know how unsanitary this is?
What is that? Cheese? Bread? Packing material?
Yeah, one chunk of Styrofoam; he's a real glutton...
"That was so cute. I'm going to disinfect this dress now."
"A striptease!"
"-you'll have to get by me and my head Tribbles first!"
"Figures we'd get the one girl who doesn't go for the bad boy..."
Wait, did we just skip a few lines? Or a whole scene?
Why does he need to be quiet? The bad guys didn't do the tear thing so they can't understand what...
...You know what, forget it. If I try to introduce logic into this plot, my brain will explode before the next segment's over.
"Whoa, I didn't know humans could bend like that!"
"That's the stupidest plan I've heard in my life."
"We'll buy a lovely house in the south of France and invest all our money in the stock market!"
"The great taste of bacon with only half the fat?"
Could someone give the mice some Ritalin, please?
"Stop copying me!"
"Stop copying me!"
"Stop copying me!"
The gravity of the revelation made her instantly change clothes!
Sounds like Count Orlock should be sneaking around the corner...
"Come in. Pull up a chair from the 1960s."
"I'm dating a Negro!"
.oO(Dammit, who told her she had a choice in the matter?)
"And as the primary male influence in your life, I'm the best judge of what will make you happy. Now get out there and marry eyepatch boy!"
Awww, isn't that just...well, a complete and utterly pointless scene, really.
"I'm bored. Wanna go catch the magic show in the Promenade lounge?"
Oh God, he's going to start sniffing it again...
You know, at least Evil Eyepatch Dude is honest about how creepy he is...
.oO(Ah, THERE'S someone I haven't piddled on yet!)
"What's that, old girl? Timmy's fallen down the smokestack?"
Where's the big-boobed lounge singer?
Maggie Smith!
Tracy Ullman!
An even more bored than usual Kristen Stweart!
And Carol Burnett, this season on Dancing With the Stars!
"That bitch was wearing the same fur as me!"
Where's a homicidal composer when you need one?
Which one's Anna Leonowens?
*whistle* Illegal pun, anachronistic reference, fifteen yard penalty!
"Without a black tie!"
Jim Dale?
"Just blindingly stupid."
"If you MUST know, I got lost on the way to the fire hydrant."
"Did you just turn into a mopey Gypsy and then back real fast?"
What? He's just looking for a girl, it's not like he solved world hunger...
Okay everybody, just stop for a second, I think a couple pages of script got stuck together again...
"Well, you'll have to buy me a couple drinks first..."
Well, it still beats being in love with someone you hate...
"Danny Torrance, what have I told you about riding your Big Wheel in the halls?"
What the--did he just materialize off-camera?
"Shoot, I'm lost again. The steward must think I'm an idiot..."
"Let's see, there's something I'm supposed to do with this..."
"Yes, we ARE officially more annoying than the rapping dog."
"Careful, the backdrop is slippery..."
"Oh no, I didn't account for the forced perspective!"
Wow, that is either the world's strongest mouse or the world's most easily imbalanced man...
Look out, runaway changing table!
*Angelica Huston falls in next to him*
The washtub contains a wormhole to Victoria's Secret!
That's nice; those Magdalene laundry girls could use a good laugh...
A Freelance Shame Squad! The Titanic really did have every luxury!
"Maybe we can convince her to take up with that nice Buster Keaton..."
There seems to be a lot of random milling around on this ship...
"Ew, no I won't sniff your butt for five dollars!"
"Baron, you can Twilight Bark later!"
"Sorry, we're planning on having him fixed once we reach New York..."
We're in hour ten of the waltz-off...
...But enough of that, let's go to the cigar bar on the casino deck!
Hey, time for Wheel of Fortune!
"We know a great jazz combo!"
Whoa, and he's pitching a MAJOR tent! Must be dreaming about Mrs. Astor again...
"Oh Michael Jackson, one day you WILL be mine!"
"It IS too sexy to open my shirt!"
The future founder of Boulder, Colorado.
"Shoot, forgot why I ran all the way up here!"
That's not cleavage, it's an open heart surgery scar!
o/...Neeeeear, faaaaar, whereeeeeeee--
WHAP!
Okay, I'll stop.
WHAP!
Okay, I'll stop.
"Whee, random frolicking is fun!"
There is officially too much "cute" in this Meet Cute.
They're twenty feet apart with nobody else on deck, shouldn't they have noticed each other by now?
The camera is walleyed!
Are you sure? I mean, if they're not smart enough to have seen each other by now I don't think we want them breeding...
And they walk right past each other, the end.
"Take me now, you big strong man!"
Quite a coup getting Kitaro to play for their first date.
"Oh, hi. Didn't see you there."
His cravat's trying to grope her!
Somebody SAY SOMETHING!
Dog's eyes...staring into my soul....
Okay, time out, movie. We're not going anywhere until you decide on what criteria you're going to use for your magical animal communication and then stick with it, okay?
"'Nearer My God to Thee!" And-a one, and-a two..."
"And my feet somehow mysteriously vanished mid-shot!"
The Rescue Aid Society has definitely seen prouder days.
The conductor's a shapeshifter!
"You hear that? It sounds like the world's tiniest violins playing a song for us!"
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